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Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 04 '07
Yum!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
you son of a bitch
ir0cko
   ir0cko on Nov 04 '07
ahhahaha
Rambunkcious
Rambunkcious on Nov 04 '07
hahahaha i saw this on the table in chicago
FireOfHeaven
FireOfHeaven on Nov 04 '07
lol. disgusting. but lol.
chelly
chelly on Nov 04 '07
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay





*waits to cash in on splooge font*
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
i can't wait till people try to actually critique this:



Nice illo but the balls are not hairy enough
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 04 '07
hmmm yes... needs hair
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
wait! that wasn't an actual critique...that was like a joke.



like this:



nice illo but the i can't see the grundle?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
-m
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 04 '07
hmmm yes... needs the grundle
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
damn you
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 04 '07
nice illo but my penis doesn't have teeth
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 04 '07
*throws chair*



thats it! who clicked don't submit?!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 04 '07
mine does
ladykat
ladykat on Nov 04 '07
Whoa, deja vu!
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Nov 04 '07
ahahaha!
ladykat
ladykat on Nov 04 '07
7 colors....
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Nov 04 '07
nice illo but my penis doesn't have teeth



mine does have eyes, though
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
needs more colors
ladrones
   ladrones on Nov 05 '07
lose the text
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
$5!
hershel
hershel on Nov 05 '07
hahahaaharr......one of the best one´s since i´ve got here.....5$ for sure,man...!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
this is gonna look great as an all-over print with 8 colors
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
this should be a pattern
chelly
chelly on Nov 05 '07
MAKE IT A RAINBOW PENIS POP
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
i can't wait for Blik to get a hold of this so i can plaster it all over my motherfucking walls, so when dick firestorm comes over i can wow him with my amazingness
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
this should have lower placement and only be worn tucked in
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Nov 05 '07
I think the tongue should have a penis too.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
he needs a thong
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
what about a nice pair of hanes boxer briefs?
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
look who we've got our hanes on now!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
he should be hanging out with Michael Jordan, Kevin Bacon and Jennifer Love Hewitt
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
um, Cuba gooding jr....
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
you win
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 05 '07
yum!
chelly
chelly on Nov 05 '07
i still think YUM should be in splooge font
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 05 '07
good call!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Nov 07 '07
yum!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 07 '07
where teh fuck is version 2
48 days later
chelly
chelly on Dec 26 '07
needs more yum
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Dec 26 '07
I just can't help but laugh.



Needs some texture on the balls... you know... those little nubby things?
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 26 '07
ahahaha I love you, Steve.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 26 '07
Cuba Gooding Jr.
againstbound
   againstbound on Dec 26 '07
the balls need a penis of their own, and balls
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 26 '07
Could you please save this for your select one day Tora to have actual pieces of fabric come off the ball sack like lil' pieces of hair?



Also, hav you ever seen edward penishands? Well, you get where i'm going here. Penis hands. Do it.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 26 '07
i could use felt for the hair
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Dec 26 '07
flock that shit
Ende der Welt
Ende der Welt on Dec 26 '07
this reminds me of the movie "Super bad"

Look at my design please

http://www.threadless.com/critique/11957/A_Twisted_World
Spade0013
Spade0013 on Dec 27 '07
No
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 27 '07
Yes
malatisigner
malatisigner on Dec 27 '07
really funny...i cannot wear here but probably at a party it would be supper :) submit it :)



check my designs as well pls:

http://www.threadless.com/critique/12096/pizza_s_formula

http://www.threadless.com/critique/12040/bulbager

http://www.threadless.com/critique/11976/flying_together
chelly
chelly on Dec 27 '07
instead of having pubes on the penis man, it should be on his popsicle ....or pubesicle

loganxman
loganxman on Dec 28 '07
those popsicles are strangely good... aquard to eat tho O.o
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skeletondance
skeletondance on Jan 02 '08
funny! try submitting
78 days later
Pizazz
Pizazz on Mar 21 '08
on puff ink!
13 days later
chelly
chelly on Apr 03 '08
the balls should be darker than the shaft
3 days later
wheskey
wheskey on Apr 06 '08
I love the illustration style...
7 days later
Lonkiponk
Lonkiponk on Apr 14 '08
add this into a long list of real ice creams.

maybe no one will notice.
23 days later
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
I love it, but where would it be placed on the tee?
Leion
Leion on May 07 '08
the tounge is scary...
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 07 '08
it would look great at the bottom of the tee, so you could tuck it in
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
but if you placed it caentered and really high on the tee it would make a great present
kaleigh07
kaleigh07 on May 07 '08
Lol the shadow kind of looks like the penis is wearing underwear... I would laugh if this got accepted! A 5 for sure
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
Huh? What penis, do i have to llok upside down? I'm pretty sure this is about cannibalistic popsicles
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
look*
Ehud L
Ehud L on May 07 '08
I think this would be genius on underwear.
MeloRuff
MeloRuff on May 07 '08
is this all you think about????
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 07 '08
only on the weekends
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
MeloRuff on May 07 '08

is this all you think about????




Says the one that made the foreskin blog
MeloRuff
MeloRuff on May 07 '08
It was suppose to be about being able to take criticism but things went south.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 07 '08
i thought it was supposed to be about foreskin
againstbound
   againstbound on May 07 '08
I know it was supposed to be about foreskin, because people were talking about foreskin, and if people talked about foreskin it's obvious it was a foreskin blog, because no one will talk about foreskin on a criticism blog, it's ridiculous if someone talked about foreskin in a criticism blog











Foreskin
Z00gle
Z00gle on May 08 '08
It would be great for Hen's nights...
Talking_Bull
Talking_Bull on May 08 '08
I don't see threadless printing it but if you were to throw it up on Cafepress, it would probably sell just fine.
4 days later
MeloRuff
MeloRuff on May 12 '08
It's a little too obvious. Subtle it up a bit
Wozzy
Wozzy on May 12 '08
VERSION 2 PLEASE
CharlieArt
CharlieArt on May 12 '08
funny but I'm not sure who'd wear it.



please critique me http://www.threadless.com/critique/20451/Human_Footprint
RWDiscord
RWDiscord on May 12 '08
He needs chest hair!



Please critique

http://www.threadless.com/critique/20292/Zombie
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NJz Kollectionz
NJz Kollectionz on May 19 '08
No comment...
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Jojolo
Jojolo on Jul 23 '08
¡Im que dice a mi mama en usted para hacer un diseño trashilicious repugnante de mala calidad tan sucio que adoro absolutamente!!Este diseño es ridículo y lo odio. En primer lugar, huele como una puerta vieja. En segundo lugar, prueba como un hombre sucio del queso del vacío. ¡Cuarto con diecinueveavo, su alrededor de un hombre de la robusteza ..... apenas que embroma I ama este diseño que usted oscila!
Jojolo
Jojolo on Jul 24 '08
what is it supposed to be?? Ohhh...eww.....

its a shoe, isn't it?

sicko!
Jojolo
Jojolo on Jul 24 '08
the shoes needs to be bigger....MUCH BIGGER
Jojolo
Jojolo on Jul 25 '08
Which were you before you were an old carrier of the tattoo of 28 years?
7 days later
Jojolo
Jojolo on Aug 02 '08
what is it supposed to be?? Ohhh...eww.....

its a shoe, isn't it?

sicko!



MAKE THE SHOE MUCH BIGGER!
Jojolo
Jojolo on Aug 03 '08
submit a new version plz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jojolo
Jojolo on Aug 03 '08
needs more.....idk.....

MEAT
2 days later
cheeto1434
cheeto1434 on Aug 05 '08
wat too small...it should look more like mine.....

BAM!

15 days later
Brandar Ellis
Brandar Ellis on Aug 21 '08
where's the pulsating vein?
46 days later
mammalwear
mammalwear on Oct 07 '08
Go ahead Threadless, print that.
33 days later
Mykola Shevchenko
Mykola Shevchenko on Nov 09 '08
yeah vericose veins and then i'll vote "submit now"
Mykola Shevchenko
Mykola Shevchenko on Nov 09 '08
use a cream -like/swirly font in white for "Yum"

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Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Nov 13 '08
i remember this.
91 days later
evan3
   evan3 on Feb 13 '09
what do you mean what resolution right now one of the quality is at 100 and the other is at 85

MelloRuff
MelloRuff on Feb 13 '09
hey look, the dick is back! and this was when I was Meloruff with one el.
MelloRuff
MelloRuff on Feb 13 '09
I was green back then too. look at the avatar! what happened here?
Zinkacorn
Zinkacorn on Feb 13 '09
YES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is awesome!!!! i would totally buy this if it got printed!



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forceofvolcanos
forceofvolcanos on Apr 24 '09
no no no no no no no no no no no.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Apr 24 '09
$5!
RuffinIt
RuffinIt on Apr 24 '09
OMG! this was meloruff days!
RuffinIt
RuffinIt on Apr 24 '09
I remember this! I was so shocked....I thought you were serious.....



I've grown so much.....*tear falls down cheek*
atzh
atzh on Apr 24 '09
One day threadless is going to decide to put critiques through a pending period.
47 days later
MeloRuff
MeloRuff on Jun 10 '09
too funny
n1x012
n1x012 on Jun 10 '09
How about a nice big vein?
36 days later
I See Bread People
I See Bread People on Jul 17 '09
HAHA!! you cocky son of a bitch! LOVE it!
xcarnoxometzx
xcarnoxometzx on Jul 17 '09
Hahah wtf?! Haha. Agree with n1xo12 lol add veins for realism
daboagain
daboagain on Jul 17 '09
Ha ha ha, the comments are great! I love the jokes of maltz (thy're really useful critiques too)

I agree, tongue is really weird, please changeit for a normal tongue. The rest is wonderfull.

Hey guys don't be rude! What is that "son of a b***"?

BE NICE! (hahahaha)
33 days later
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 19 '09
SUBMIT!
39 days later
Karloscopy
Karloscopy on Sep 28 '09
why is the penis doing a long skinny pooh?
OrangeSensation1
OrangeSensation1 on Sep 28 '09
I think the design is too small X-D
174 days later
bluetoothservice
bluetoothservice on Mar 21 '10
uf!
4 days later
bluetoothservice
bluetoothservice on Mar 26 '10
you were nicer with beard!

please, we like you more with a bigger beard!
102 days later
jlowther
jlowther on Jul 06 '10
Well done Steve!
643 days later
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Apr 09 '12
Still waiting for this to print
3 days later
alsilva
alsilva on Apr 13 '12
JAJAJAJA FUN!

I invite you to comment on my work:
ECLIPSE

http://www.threadless.com/submission/416672/ECLIPSE
tad03
tad03 on Apr 13 '12
lol WTF
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