I am implicitly explicit
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Cubicles are rarely cube-shaped
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Unicorns are just horses who lie too much
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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If you can't stand the heat... buy a fan
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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If you're impressed now, wait until I take this off
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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No. You suck.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I know I'm a shirt. Screw you fourth wall.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Don't worry, I'm far cleverer than my shirt gives me credit for
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Hyperbole is the most exciting, incredibly brilliant thing ever
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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Misanthropy loves company
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Misanthropy hates company
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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My invisible ink ran dry
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I should leave the prose to the pros
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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My shirts are more ironic than I am
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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My shirts are funnier than I am
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Failure is not final, but success is not forever
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I couldn't think of anything funny to put here
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I wish I were you, just so I could be looking at my tee
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Cannibals love the taste of da feet
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Irony is not a dirty word
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I was a child star before I burnt out
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I've got a miniature pony, and I'm not afraid to use it
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I dated a 4WD enthuasist... he was always up for a dirty route
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Mastication is good, but nothing beats a good banal futtock
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I love it when you gesticulate
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Banal sex is quite boring
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Come! Masticate with me!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Ninjas need love too!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Stand back, I've got Big Bird-Flu
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm the opposite of pregnant... I eat babies
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the opposite of bulimic... I eat vomit
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is a Horcrux
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Hex makes the alphabet simple!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Unoriginality is the opiate of the masses
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Ever get the feeling prayer is like breaking the fourth wall?
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I will nibble your innards!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I eat llama cheese
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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