3:14? It's pi time!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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And you wonder why cows always have a beef with you.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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BOOKS, NOT BOMBS!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Chairs are for asses.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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chickens stage coop d'etats
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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DicTator Tots
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Don't push my buttons. Oh wait, I don't have any.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Eat animal crackers, not meat!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Greensleeves: The Shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! Made you look!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I Am A Capitalist.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I am a legume of doom! Eat or (I will) perish!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I break hearts with martial arts.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I find that erotic. I mean ironic.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I find that erotic. Wait, I mean ironic.
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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I like reading shirts too.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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I often see Tetris shapes falling from the sky. I'm not sure why.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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I pitied the chocolate bunny. But I'd do it again if I could.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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I run, but I don't exercise.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a nudist. I mean, I knew this... would happen.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I'm fluent in popular Internet videos.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not making a face. Told you so.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm socially awkward, but I still want to be your friend.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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In the end, we're all wieners.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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It's hard for me to make eye contact, too.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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It's okay, you can cry on this shoulder.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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It's what a T-Shirt says, not what it does.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Look behind you while I inconspicuously steal your cookie!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Love is a lot of things. For me, it's free cookies. Please?
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Nothing's profound anymore.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Pez: eating the innards of your favorite characters since 1955
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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Pi has more endurance than the Energizer Bunny. It keeps going.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Say garber three times really fast! What a turkey.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Sharpen pencils, not swords.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Shirts go naked to clothe you.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Sorry! Please try again next time.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Stay tuned!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Stop rocking my socks! I need those to keep my feet warm!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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The government just DISServiced you! What now?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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The Titanic is a great ice breaker!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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The U.S.: United and Untied By War
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is moving.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Try reading my mind instead.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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WHY ARE TETRIS PIECES ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY?
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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You are what you eat. Zombies are people too.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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You can say you like my shirt, or you can ask me out to coffee!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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You may not know it, but I'm actually procrastinating right now.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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You never know. I may be your future boss.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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