Unprepared for your presentation? Hire a hilarious distraction, like Patch Adams.


To help improve your wireless signal strength, make sure everyone has one hand on your computer at all times.


Too many women in the workplace? Pick one at random and demand a letter of resignation.


Holding your meeting in a more casual setting is a great way to trick your coworkers into seeing what they think of the cool pictures you drew during recess.


When trying to impress a client, begin your meeting with a reading from King Lear. Then casually mention you have nothing else prepared.

It is so funny when Dunston check in



What is your favorite movie?

Dunston Checks In?

We sure showed those fat cats in Washington!

shirtflirt wrote some pretty rad words and gave me his blessing to draw them. It was an honor. *tears*

Hai guyz,

I've got this group art show coming up here in Milwaukeeland (all illustrators, all pieces are ink), so I decided to do a series of classic movie posters... butwithzombiesZOMG. Hopefully there will be more to come soon (the show's in 2 weeks), but here's what I gots so far:







Cool fun yay!

I decided to start using society6 again, so I've got prints up

For shits and grandpas, I decided to submit one here as well.


In closing, here's a cool clipart:

Hi guys. Did you know that today is Valentons Day? I know I did! Did you also know that Volantines Day is the biggest day of the year for so many jokes? So did I! Whether you have love of another or you are good alone there are good jokes to tell! You can use jokes in Focebork or Twetter! Share your best jokes here! Happy Velontunes Day everyone!

Joke for having love:
I love my wife so much. She is my best friend. Every day with her is like the best day of life!

Joke for having single:
I am so sad and cry. All day I cry because I do not have a wife. This day is so sad today.

Matrix lasagna.

"You see that lasagna in the boss' office, Neo?"


"Retrieve it for me."


"Sir, may I have your lasagna?"


"I'm afraid not, Mr. Anderson."





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"The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."


"What truth?"


"That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back."


"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."


"What if I choose the lasagna?"

I hope I'm Asian enough to pull it off


ZOMGWHATAREYOUGUYZGONNABE?!

Then Jonah was all "you should sub that."

So I did.

And I made sure to spell Diamonds correctly this time.

Action movies are the coolest. But they havent been as cool since the 80s/90s. Let's make cool new actions movies.

The Chef's Strong Wife
Zeke is a chef by day, husband by night. One night he discovers his wife's secret. She is real strong like. Now the mafia wants to sell drugs to the inner city youth next to his chef job. Zeke is pressured by the mafia to sell drugs instead of cook food or else they will submit poor reviews to Urban Spoon. After sustaining a leg injury during an unrelated boating accident, Zeke enlists the help of his strong wife. Strong wife challenges the mafia to a tournament fight to save the restaurant. After a bunch of cool fighting, the inner city youth steps in and you think they're bad guys too, but they aren't. It turns out the inner city youth doesn't like drugs, but want more education, so they team up with strong wife to do this really cool team kick finishing move against the main mob guy. Then the restaurant reopens as a food school.



Carfast: Drive Ops
Winning the race is important to Bernard. There's a real big race coming up that will impress a girl he likes, but doesn't like him. It turns out that the girl has a another guy, Yuri, that likes her, but he's mean and also likes racing. Yuri has a group of bad racing friends and Bernard has a group of good racing friends. You can tell they're good cause their group name is unoffensive, but never mentioned. Bernard works hard to make his car faster with the help of his childhood friend, Linda, who looks real bad cause of glasses. Then the big race comes and the bad racers do a bunch of dirty tactics like spikes on their cars, and Bernard almost flips his car, but doesn't. After a big explosion, Yuri hits a tree and shakes his fast as Bernard passes the finish line in slow motion and people take pictures. He goes to the girl he likes and is like "How bout that date?" But she says no. Just then, Linda walks over and takes off her glasses. She is so hot that Bernard makes out with her until they're married.

I just realized I missed my Threadversary again.

I'm totally 6 years old, bros. It seems like only two weeks, 6 years ago, I joined Threadless. Oh how the time flies.

Did I make you the man you are today? I hope so. Let's celebrate




Also, who is your favorite dad?