MEtopia, better than Utopia
of 120 votes, 35% like it
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This Shirt Has 29 Trial Days Left.
of 113 votes, 35% like it
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for moral decay, use mental floss
of 84 votes, 32% like it
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Everbody Loves Ramen Noodles
of 119 votes, 38% like it
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guns dont kill people, bullet wounds do
of 141 votes, 33% like it
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Advertising is legalized lying.
of 85 votes, 34% like it
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Go Ahead, Beg My Pardon.
of 103 votes, 44% like it
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Death. the nations #1 killer.
of 267 votes, 42% like it
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japan has no blondes. think about it.
of 110 votes, 27% like it
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1 out of 5 people cannot read this
of 91 votes, 22% like it
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If you were a mineral you'd be Boron.
of 243 votes, 28% like it
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Fact: 100% of all cows are born female
of 98 votes, 36% like it
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vegetables are what food eats.
of 78 votes, 33% like it
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anytime is nap time
of 74 votes, 30% like it
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death kills.
of 123 votes, 39% like it
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i dream in widescreen
of 112 votes, 33% like it
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Future Surviver of the Apocalypse
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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whoa, dejavu..
of 71 votes, 32% like it
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Dare to be Normal
of 91 votes, 32% like it
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back in my day, you had to pay for music
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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America - annoying the world since 1882.
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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save the animals, eat a vegan
of 89 votes, 39% like it
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I ate a dingo baby
of 70 votes, 34% like it
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aww, theres a hole in my donut :(
of 92 votes, 34% like it
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umop ap!sdn (upside down)
of 87 votes, 38% like it
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i shower naked.
of 176 votes, 53% like it
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i only play goodminton
of 72 votes, 46% like it
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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innoccent bystander
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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If all else fails, try not failing.
of 66 votes, 38% like it
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in case of emergency, break dance
of 248 votes, 55% like it
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