I know by the way that everyone here votes on my slogans that you love me; that's why I'm asking you to go here and vote on my picture so I can pay for college.

I'm addicted to it. Even though it's below freezing outside I'm still eating it.

I might actually just love the place where I buy it. It's called Yogurt Farm and it's really religious; In-and-Out anyone? Why do so many companies seem to have a hidden religious agenda?

EDIT: Talk about my slogans! I thought there were some pretty funny ones in there. Be honest now.

EDIT#2: Comment NOW!

Those pictures might happen eventually, if you make me happy. What I really want you to do is look at my slogans and tell me what you think. Actually, the real truth is that I'm bored and I wanted to know how many people want to see Jesus naked.

"Weee, weee, weee I'm NAKED!"
-Gir

Ok, so far Jesus is wearing the following:
A Huge Blinged-Out Rosary
A Burka and a Strap-On
Acid Wash Short Shorts
Knee-High Beige and Pink Plaid Socks
A Threadless Shirt (ripped at the midrif to show of his six-pack)

After my last two designs flopped (I wasn't surprised about one of them) I decided that I should probably never do try again. What do you think? Is it worth stumbling through Photoshop with my average skill, just to be snubbed in a day?

Okay, I thought this might be interesting. I'm reading Dante's Inferno (actually all of the Divine Comedy), and for our final project we have to invent a level of hell and who we would put in it. I thought maybe some of you might have some good ideas.

To begin with, Fruit of the Loom t-shirts can "suck it long, and suck it hard." Secondly, the weird colored version of the Slim Slack that American Apparel just released is awesome. I wish I had $68. Vote on my slogans?

I've had a few designs declined recently, and I think it's because I don't know how to get rid of the tiny color variants in my images. Can someone tell me how I get my image to only be 4 colors in photoshop?

I'm not usually a fan of the weird emo-bandit look. However, in this case the bandana matched the sweatshirt so it's cool. I like taking pictures.

I loved doing the boxy selly things in middle school. I want this shirt like the dickens. Gah, why do UC apps suck so incredibly much? Answer me Shrunken Head God!

If I could edit my other blog I would. What I meant to say is; the title of that t-shirt design is exactly what Cortana says at the end of the Halo 3 trailer. The end.
EDIT: Ok, I get it; I can edit my blogs. Don't you people have anything better to do? :).