*sigh*...Is it 2008 Yet?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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*Zow* *Pow* *Bam* *Ziff* representing old school Batman
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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+10 health points
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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1, 2, 3...u have been raped
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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100% failure
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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186,000 Miles/Second: It’s The Law!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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1cross + 3nails = 4given
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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21 and Invincible
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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3.14 = delicious
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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3.14 is delicious
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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4 out of 5 designers approve of this shirt
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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43% of statistics are just made up
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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51% real, 49% human... And 10% mathematician!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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76% of statistics are just made up
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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80' disco
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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90 percent of everything is crud.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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90% of everything is crud.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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90% of people are made by accident
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a ba
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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A cross-eyed teacher can not control his pupils.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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A good pun is its own reword.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A letter to Pass the time.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A loner with a spork
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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A Rose in the Ashes
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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A test-tube baby has a womb with a view.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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acid rain, burning skin
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Actions speak louder than t-shirt slogans
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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ahhhh! wild monkeys!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Air is overrated
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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All natural artificial flavor
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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all night and all day
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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All true wisdoms are found on T-shirts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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all your ideas belong to us
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Ambition is a poor excuse to not be lazy
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Amish Country Choppers
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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An atomic war can ruin anyone's day
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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angry as a bottle of water
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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apple 3.14 is the best!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Arco = Terrorist's Water
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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are you getting HUMPED at the PUMP?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Are you listening?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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asian driver
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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ask me about my pet transformers
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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ask me for advice on...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Ask me how I'm doing... yesterday.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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ask me if I'm single
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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ask me where my tattoo is
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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ask me which movie i was in
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Assassins do it from behind
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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At Least I'm Known For Something
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Avoid reality at all costs.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Bad Cop, No Donut!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Bad spellers of the world ewnite!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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barney was my nightmare
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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be a good parent, beat your kids!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Be All My Sins Remembered
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Be fruit fly and multiple.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Be Kind To Animals - Hug A Soccer Player
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Beauty is only a light switch away
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Bee Healthy Eat your Honey!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Been there. Done that. Went back for more
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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bend reality, not spoons
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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bend reality, not the spoon
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Between Horns and Halos
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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big bird is a racist!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Big Bird watches you when you sleep
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Bilingually Illiterate
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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birds are getting cancer with smoke
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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black holes are where God divides by zero
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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blast from the past
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Body glitter is the new black.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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BOOM! headshot
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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bored? go run around in circles
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Bowser and Yoshi would make a cute couple...
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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breaking hearts have never been so fun
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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bukkake whore
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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By the time you read this, your wallet will be gone.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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by the time you read this...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Can i have some change? I'm poor.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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can't live without...twinkies
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Can't sleep, Michael Jackson will molest me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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careful, i have a paper heart
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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caution: sexy coming through
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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charlie and his chocolate factory
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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check out my grillz
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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cherry 3.14 = yummy
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Chocolate: the OTHER major food group
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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chuck norris is the man
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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civil war survivor
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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click here for details...
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Clinton is still my president
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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college is for stupid people
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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come to my castle in the sky
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Converse with my Converse
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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corporate CEOs love to get down
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cotton candy tastes like fiberglass
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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cowpies are weird
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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crabs
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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cut grass, not wrists
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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cut grass, not your wrists
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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dance between the raindrops
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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dance: my anti-drug
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Dancing Through Sunday
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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danger! Asian driver
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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danger: radioactive material
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Dangerously under-medicated.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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dark matter
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Darwin Loves You...No Matters What
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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DDR Champ
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Die young and save yourself.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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dinosaurs are extinct
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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dirty slut
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Disco ain't dead.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Discourage Inbreeding Ban Country Music
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Do i know you, if not why are you reading my shirt?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Do not call me an infant, u stupid lil' poopy head
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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do not let pedophiles own ice cream trucks!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Do not read everything you believe.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Do not read this. Why are you still reading this?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Do not start with me. You will not win.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Do not Steal - The IRS hates competition
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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do not talk to me, or i'll dance
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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do the naked dance!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Do you believe in people?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Do you find fire drills quite Alarming?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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dO YoU lIkE iT WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe tHiS?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do you like my other slogans?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Do you like my shirt? If not too bad.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Do you smell that? It smells like awesome.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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does gravity ever take a break?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Dogs still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Doing autopsies is a dying practice.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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don't blame me, i didn't vote for him
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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don't bother me, michael jackson
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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don't give a hoot
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Don't Leave Me, or i'll cry
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't look at me in that way... it turns me on.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Don't look at me in that way... it turns me on.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Don't make me get out my flying monkeys!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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don't piss me off, i'll spit in your dri
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't steal calendars, or else you will get 12 months
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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don't talk to me, i'm daydreaming
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't try and become a hero
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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donate blood, play hockey
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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dont hate me cuz you aint me!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Doug Funny Is So Emo
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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dreaming that i'll die
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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dreaming that i'll wake up
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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drink water, not antifreeze
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Drive defensively, buy a tank.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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drop it like it's hot
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Drop it like its hot like Newton dropped the Apple.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Duct Tape My Heart
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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dying hurts
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Dyslexics of America - Untie!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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E. coli Happens
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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easy as a sunday morning
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Electricians do it with more frequency and less resistant
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Elevators Are Matchmakers
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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embracing melodies
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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emo is the new leet
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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emoticons rock! =)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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ETS = evil testing service
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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even lesbians hate bush
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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every chain has a weak link
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Every day's a holiday when you're pagan!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Excuse me...but i know CPR
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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facebook!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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FACT: smoking does not make you cool
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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FACT: Today is yesterday's tomorrow
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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fast than a speeding ticket
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Fear and Loathing in the Milky Way
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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fighing 4 peace = fuking for virginity
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Fight Crime, Shoot Back!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Fight Global Warming Turn on the A/C!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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fight of the century! MACS vs. PC
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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fighting for war is like having sex for
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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FILTHY STINKING RICH ( 2 out of the 3 ain't bad)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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find waldo
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Finish your beer. There are sober people in China.
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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Firefighters Are Always In Heat
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Follow Me I'm A Drum Major!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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follow the leader
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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font master
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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for a minute there...you bored me to death
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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For every animal you don't eat, I going to eat three
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Forbidden fruits create many jams
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Free Fall Without a Parachute
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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free gift
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Freelance gynecologist.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Friction can be a drag sometimes.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Starbucks
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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friends don't let friends play the banjo
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Friends let friends dance naked.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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from lashes to ashes, from lust 2 dust
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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fuck TOM
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Fun is just point of view.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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future playboy model
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Genghis Khan Loves You
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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genre : hipster
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Get any Closer, and I will eat you
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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give me space so i can breathe
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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give me STPs
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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go choke on a pretzel
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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go to sleep, wishing i would wake up
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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God Bless The Troops
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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God hates t-shirts with no meanings
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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god hates trucker hats
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Good - God = 0
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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got em'
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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gravity sucks!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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GRAVITY-IT'S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT'S THE LAW
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Do
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Have you hugged a tree today?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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haxor
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Heart for Falsehood Framed
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Help end poverty. Eat the poor.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Help Me! I'm Kidnapped!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Hermits of the World...... Unite!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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high on...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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hippo birdy toad ewe
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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homophobes are gay!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Homophobia Is So Gay!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Hoooked on foniks werked fur mi.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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hunting ghosts is a profession
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i ain't no colllege english professors
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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i already looked you up on facebook
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I always lie...is this statement not true?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am bored...Entertain me!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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i am from the distant past
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I am going to be a Pokemon Champ
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I am no hero
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I am not easily distrac...ohhh, shiny spoon!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I am really stoned right now, because i just drank wet cement!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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i broke my back on the mountain
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i broke my piggy bank and blood came out
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I brush my teeth with Preparation H
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I built a time machine that allows me to go 1 sec into the future
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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i can beat a brick wall in a game of tennis
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I can burn ants with a magnifying glass...at night
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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i can divid by zero
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i can fool the world, but not my heart
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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i can Prevent This Tragedy
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i can't see you, you are in my blind spot
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Canoe Naked
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I carry a concealed weapon wherever I go
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I cheat while i play Marco Polo
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I commit illicit acts when no one is looking.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I dance when you are not looking
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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i dare you to find the spelling mistake here...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i daydream about you
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i daydream in my sleep
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I dieted For a Month And All I Lost Was 30 Days.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I do not believe in superstition, I think it brings bad luck
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I do not have (wtf, omfg, lmao, lol) turrets syndrome.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't have an attitude problem...Bitch
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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i don't like to eat
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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i don't rewind movies
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I don't suffer stress. I'm a carrier
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i download music...illegally
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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i dreamt that i was reincarnated into a ghost
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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i drink coke through a licorice
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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i drive without pants
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I failed first grade
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i fart roses and rainbows
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i finished the oregon trail!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I fought a midget and won, and all i got was this lousy shirt.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I found money on the ground to buy this shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Got A Fever And The Only Remedy Is More Cowbell
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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i got a killer idea. it involves a pony and a midget.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I got an 'A' in speling
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I got an A+ in keeping it real.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i got many stps from threadless
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i got the bird flu from big bird
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i got this shirt at threadless
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i had sex with you in the chat room
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i hate bad drivers
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I hate T-shirt slogans!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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i invented this slogan
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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i invented this slogan...amazing isn't it?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i just killed a clown
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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i keep a large bank
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i killed the easter bunny
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i know EVERYTHING!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I less than three ice cream
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I less than three pizza
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I levitate when people are not looking
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I Lied My Face Off
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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i like the captain, not the cereal
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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i like to dance naked!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like to laugh in Spanglish
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I like to laugh in Spanish
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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i like to ride fat chicks
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i like to take golden showers
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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i like to tease bums
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i live in a bounce house, i kid you not.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i live off myspace and popcorn
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i looked you up on myspace already.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I lost while playing Marco Polo to Helen Keller
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I love animals...They taste great!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i love the captain, but not the cereal
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I Make Enemies Faster Than I Can Kill Them.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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i make richard simmons look gay!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i make richard simmons look straight!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i miss the way things used to be
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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i need a power fuck
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I Need More Days On The Weekend
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I need patience. NOW!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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i never felt so alone as i do now
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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i only date pirates
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i only eat on sundays
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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i own the virgin mary grill cheese
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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i pee in showers
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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i pee in swimming pools =)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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i pee in water ballons
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I play golf with Genghis Khan on sundays.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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i play the sock market
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I poke badgers with spoons!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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i poke ballons with pens
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I poke holes in condom boxes
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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i poke holes in condom boxes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I ran out of T.P
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I ran with scissors and survived!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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i read with my emo glasses
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I scored with the Princess!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i sit in corners for fun
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i sleep alone 2night wishing u were here
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I sold my soul on E-bay
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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i sold my soul on Ebay for 6.66
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I souport publik edekasion.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I still miss my ex- , But my aim is improving.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I stole this slogan off a facebook status.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i stop for crossing penguins
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i stop for ghostbusters
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i support my favorite artist...illegally
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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i support my favorite singer...illegally
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I tAlK lIkE tHiS iN rEaL lIfE
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I think my appendix is on fire
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I Think That I Think, Therefore I Think That I Am
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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i think they like me
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I Think You Left The Stove On
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i throw rocks at windows for fun
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i trust the fast poison
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I use AOL cds as ninja stars
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I use my yo-yo as a weapon
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i used to have a nice car, but my dog ate it
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i was beat down by the LAPD & NYPD before
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i was beat down by the LAPD, and all i won was this stupid shirt
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I was born before my father... think about that.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i wear tin foil hats for fun
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i went to threadless and all i got was this lousy shirt
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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i wish i could quit you
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i wish i knew how to fall out of love
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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i wish i was invisible
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i wish my lawn was emo
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i wish my lawn was emo so it could cut i
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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I would do myself
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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i write B movies
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I Write Sins Not Tragedies
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I"M BETTER THAN YOU...in counterstike
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i'd been to hell, but it's just not hot enough
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i'd end up hurting you
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'd Rather Be Playing Quidditch
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'd smack you, but poop splatters
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'll be famous in the future
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a gypsy, and i know your future.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a ninja disguised as a human.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i'm a pyr0maniac =)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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i'm a virgin
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i'm awesome everyday ending in Y
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm blind. May I touch your face and body?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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i'm cool on anyday ending in Y
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i'm easily distra....ohh, shiny spoon!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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i'm huge in Antarctica
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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i'm huge in asia
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I'm hung like Einstein and smart like a Horse.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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i'm in a frat. give me a beer
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i'm in god's top 8...are you?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i'm in jesus's top 8...are you?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm in shape...Round is a shape, right?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm more awkward than a $2.00 bill.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i'm my #1 fan
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i'm naked under these clothes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not crazy! The voices in my head says I'm sane.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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i'm not emo, i cut myself 4 fun
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i'm not emo, i just cut myself
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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i'm not funny
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm Not Lost I'm "Exploring"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Not Lost I'm "Exploring"...
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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i'm perfect
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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i'm sad, i have no friends.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm serious; it was a joke.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm So Gothic... that I am Dead
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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i'm the middle man
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm warm on the inside
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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If all else fails, throw up.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Give Up Skydiving
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If Bush is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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If first you don't succeed... maybe losing is your style
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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If guns cause crime, matches cause arson!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If rabbit feet are so lucky... what happen to the rabbit?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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if silence is golden, give me a 24kt rin
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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if trees fall...then chuck norris wins
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If we arent supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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if you are not wasted, then your day is...
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you can read this you are not the President.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't convince them, confuse them
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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If you cannot convince them, confuse th
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If you read this...you're finished reading
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If you think nobody cares Try Missing a Couple of Payments
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If You're Rich, I'm Single!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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if your not wasted, then the day is
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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ihop 4 life
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Im not driving drunk. I just cant drive
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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In Dog Years...I'm already Dead
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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in technicolor
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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In theory, communism works
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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infinity
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Installing fans are a breeze.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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is jesus trendy?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Is stupid spelled with two N's or one?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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iSlogan
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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It looks like you just seen a ghost...
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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it says balls on your face
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It Takes A Viking To Raze A Village!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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it takes me 90 minutes to watch 60 minutes
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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it tastes like funny
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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It's 11:11 somewhere, Make a Wish.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
of 80 votes, 23% like it
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It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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It's not rape, it's just surprise sex!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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It's ok...I'm a ninja
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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It's only a game until you lose.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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JESUS CHRIST.......yes?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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jesus is susej spelled backwards
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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JESUS LOVES YOU But I'm His Favorite
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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jesus saves at walmart
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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jesus saves, passes to moses,shoot. SCOR
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus saves. He uses coupons.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Jesus Saves...Monica Swallows
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Jogger who oversleep find themselves running late.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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join the pen15 club
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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just pretend that i don't even exist
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Keep granny off the streets, support bingo
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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key maker
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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king at beer pong
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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kiss me, i'm a dreamer
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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kissing under the moon light
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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laser pointers can kill.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Last Call at the Broken Heart
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Lead paint rocks!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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left lane must turn leet
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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leprechaun are freaks
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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let barney have the fruity pebbles
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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let me do the wrong thing
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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lets lay on the grass & count the st
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Life is a terminal disease.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Life is just one of those things.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Live teddy bears are best.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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look at my shoes!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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look what you made me do
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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loose lips might sinks ships
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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loose lips sinks ships
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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lost & found: the next google
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Love means nothing to a tennis player.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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LOVE THY NEIGHBOR, BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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LSD melts in ur mind, not in ur hands
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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lucky...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Wi
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Machinery of the Mind
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Make Cupcakes, Not War
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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make like a ballerina, and split
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Marijuana is nature's way of saying HIGH
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Massachusetts : it looks like a gun.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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master chief
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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masturbating saves lives!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Math Problems? Call 1-800 n[a^3e(sin(x)+2.6cos(y))]/dx
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Math teachers have lots of problems.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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matt damon
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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mattress pad : cheap man's trampoline
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Maybe I was a mistake...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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mean people suck
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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mentos + coke = awesomeness
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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mickey mouse violated me
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Microsoft Works..wtf? no
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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midget tossing champ!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Monica Lewinsky Had More President In Her Than George W. Bush
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Montana: At least our cows are sane!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Move! You are blocking my view of the geek behind you
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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movie critic
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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mullets, my only weakness
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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music is my life
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Music of a Distant Drum
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My dad's cousin twice removed wife's husband sister...died.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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my favorite number is free
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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My friend has a fine watch dog
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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My heart bleeds no more.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My karma ran over your dogma!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My kid wants to become president, but I told him to aim higher
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My kid wants to become the president, i told him to aim higher
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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my komodo dragon is cooler than you
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My mom did not pick this shirt out for me. My dad did...
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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my other car is a hearse
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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My other car is a Zamboni.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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my other father is a pirate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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my other job is being a pirate
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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my other pony is an unicorn
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my other shirt is being made at threadless right now
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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my other shirt is my chest hair
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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my other t-shirt is more funny
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My Parrot Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My Reality Check bounced.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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my shirt has words on it
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My Suicidal twin tried to kill me by mistake!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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my unicorn says yes
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My wife's other car is a broom.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Nails For Beakfast, Tacks For Snacks
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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negative IQ score
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Never let school get in the way of your education
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Never trust a nun with a gun.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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nice shoes, want to fuck?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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no I in team, but there is a ME
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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No Matter Where You Go, There You Are
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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no means yes, at neverland ranch
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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No subliminal messages here...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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no, i do not want more spam
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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not fat, I'm just big bone
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing is ever 100%
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Now that i got your attention... Just dance.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Official brain transplant donor
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Oh, and I'm a gypsy?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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oh, that wasn't chocolate...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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OMG! i can see your wenis
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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On The Other Hand... You Have Different Fingers.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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One by one, the penguins slowly steal my sanity...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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one million...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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ordinary cop clothes
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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P.I.M.P
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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PANC : People Against Nude Chimps
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Paul Revere was a tattle-tail.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Pen 15 Club
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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penguins are my homeboys
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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People who study the sun = optimists They look on the bright side
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Photographers Do It In The Dark
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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photoshop me
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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pixie sticks : cheap man's heroin
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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play beer pong with my dong
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Please do not feed the internet trolls
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Please do not read this. Can't you read?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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please send me more junk mail!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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please show my cactus some love...hug it!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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please show my porcupine some love... hug it!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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please turn off the lights
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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PLEASE! No More Bushit!!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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pocket protectors help me fend off monsters
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Point me in the direction of the party
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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porcupines are hard to hug =(
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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porn star
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Practice safe sex, perform anal
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Practice safe sex...do Anal
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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prance like a zebra
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Prevent This Tragedy
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Procrastinate now!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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push my buttons
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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pyr0maniac
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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QUICK! say something witty...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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QUIET! Or else you'll give away our position to the sniper!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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raccoon...yea i don't get it?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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random things crack me up
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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RE: Cycle, Fresh, Do, Use
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Read this backwards for a subliminal message
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Read this while i stare at your Chest
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Real Musicians have day jobs
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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refrigerators are hot!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Reincarnation Is Making A Comeback.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROW
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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richard simmons is gay!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Riddlin is my drug of choice.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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rock, paper, scissors... champion 1976
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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run away with me...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Santa Claus is missing.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Save a cow - Eat a vegetarian
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Save a tree, remove a bush
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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save chicks, eat tofu
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Save on gas, go fart in a jar.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Save the trees/plants, eat a vegetarian
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Save the whales! Collect the whale set!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Save the whales! Collect the whole set.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Save Trees! Eat More Beavers.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Save Water... Shower With a Friend
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Save your breath...you'll need it for your blow up date
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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say hello to my pet dragon
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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say that u love me so i can die happy
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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screen windows make lousy shields
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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scuba diving champ 83'
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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seeing people kicked in the jewels=price
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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serial killer
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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seven eight nine
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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sex with a minor
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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she puts the ass in massive
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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shes just another teenage tragedy.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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shhh...i pee in swimming pools
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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show me where to touch you
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Showing Up at Random Parties Is Cool!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Silence is a text easy to misread.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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six pack
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Ski Naked It adds color to your cheeks
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Skydivers: Good Till The Last Drop
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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slience in black and white
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Slow suicide, like it or not,
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Smile, if you like my shirt...
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Smile, it confuses people!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Sniper!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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So many cats, So few recipes
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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So many stupid people, So few comets
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Some Village in Texas is Missing Its Idiot
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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someone stole my bike
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Sometimes you just gotta...DANCE
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Sorry I forgot to bring along my sexyness today.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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spam, it's what's for breakfast
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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spazing out
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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spork you!
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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squaredance....NAKED
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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SQUIRREL, it's what's for supper
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Staring into the sun does not make one stupid.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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stop drop and roll...and DANCE!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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STOP taking all my air!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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stop to smell the flowers
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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strangers with candy
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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street wise
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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strippers are people too!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Strippers are people too...
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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super jew
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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support fine arts, shoot a rapper
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CAR
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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t-shirts are lame
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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take a look at my other slogans, plz
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Talk to me about the meaning of life
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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talk to me, i'm famous
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Tax Return
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Text Messaging is the New Black
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Thank God I'm an agnostic
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Thanks I appreciate it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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That man behind you with the axe looks friendly...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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The best things in life aren't things
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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the cookie monster and I chill on fridays
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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the cookie monster is my friend only on sunday
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested, charged with battery
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The French Are Toast
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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the leprechaun told me to do it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The moon is gorgeous, not that one...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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the more people i meet, the more i like my dog
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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the ONE
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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the only good clown is a dead one
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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the only good terrorist... is a dead one
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Pearls Were His Eyes
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The Pornographer's Daughter
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The Things We Cannot Change
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The Ties that Blind
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The unexamined life is not worth living
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The World Turns All Around Her
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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There are no WMDs here...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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There is no "W" in Progress
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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These questions in my mind
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Things get worse under pressure.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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think outside of the refrigerator
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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think outside the cube
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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think outside the icosahedral
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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This Conversation is Over
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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this is my poker face =0
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt cost $15 and the sweat of indigenous aliens.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is EXTREME.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt is made up of tears from unicorns.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is written in dumb, can you read it?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This shirt is written in stupid, can you read it?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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threadless whore
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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throw poop in fans
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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to eer is humann
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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to err is humman
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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touch me in my naughty place
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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truth is i never fallen so hard
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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try not to die again.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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turn off the lights and the shyness
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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twogirls1cup
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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u are either with us or against us
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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u got me wondering if I'm good enough
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Under same management for over 2000 year
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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unicorns are made out of rainbows
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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unicorns are real!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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unseen tragedy
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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until the day i die, i spill my heart
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Use repeately for severe damage
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Vacuuming Sucks!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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very kinky
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Vote on my other slogans, plz?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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wanna be scene? shop at goodwill
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Watch out for the idiot behind me.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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water is for the weak
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Water is overrated
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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We all die like infants
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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we all think differently
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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what antidote?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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What are you talking aboot?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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what is the speed of dark?
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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What schools need is a moment of science
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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What's the speed of dark?
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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what's the speed of darkness?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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when in doubt, count to infinty
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When in doubt, use brute force.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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when it rains, a new unicorn is born
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When people steal calendars they get twelve months.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Where did you get those big eyes?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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While you look for me, I'll be waiting...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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white men can't jump
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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who came first?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Who needs crack when the prez has got all the stimulants you need
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Who needs speed when the prez has got all the stimulants you need
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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whoa, nice shoes
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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will flash for food
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Will Work For Food ..... Will Beg For Sex.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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windows: crashing since 95'
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Without Music Life Would Be a Mistake
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Work harder: Millions of people on welfare are counting on you
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Hunt
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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WTF means "Wow, that's funny"
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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WWSD: What Would Scooby Do?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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yellow snow cone
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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yellow snow cones are delicious
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Yes if you're lucky
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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yes, you look fat in that...now shut up
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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You and I both know that i am a awesome dancer
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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you are my one in six billion
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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you been a bad person, go read the dictionary
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You better like this shirt cuz hungry jackels made it in iceland.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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you better tie your shoes before you trip
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You can't be late until you show up.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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you got something on your shirt...
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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you had me at Shalom
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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You have no time for a life from August
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You look better on Myspace...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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You look like i need another drink!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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you win an internet!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You! Off My Planet!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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your a bitch
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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your biggest mistake
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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your fired
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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your honor roll student is the mailman's kid
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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your lucky color has faded
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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