#238 Dad
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Afraid of Strangers
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Always apologizing
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Always apologizing for something
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Angsta
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Angster
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Antidote: cure for poison Anecdote: a story
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Apostrophe's are confusing
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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As seen on Prime-Time Live
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Beautiful But Mean
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Beautiful But Sad
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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beautiful but stupid
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Better than average self-esteem
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Big For My Age
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Borderline Personality Magnet
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Career Minor Leaguer
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Concerted
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Danger: Off Meds
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Deny the Mistake
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Designated Driver: Do Not Serve
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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DNR
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Don't cut yourself: I will be happy to do it for you.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Doomed to Repeat History
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Effeminate
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Either way is fine.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Emo = Cuddles
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Emo = Not afraid to buy tampons for her
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Emo = Not just pretending to like picnics
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Emo = Really hopes Mom will like her
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Emo = She's teaching me to crochet
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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emorobotninjacowboypirate
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Every story you've ever heard is true.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ex-Quitter
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Failed Gym
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Filled with Duty
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Friend of Moses
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Fuddled
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Future Fat Guy
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Good Start! Now go home and read a book.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Hate is a renewable resource
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Having a Pregnancy Scare
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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He led stars (note: anagram)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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He sets lard (note: anagram)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hers lasted (note: anagram)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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History of Inexperience
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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House of Blues is Not Indie
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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How could it be a cliche' if I've never heard it?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Hung Like a Bat
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Hung Like a Pinata
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Hutch Better Have My Bunny
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I 8 a sandbox
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am probably looking at your breasts
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I appreciate stylized violence.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I ate the dessicant and lived.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I believe in nihilism.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I can change my t-shirt. Can you change your tattoos?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I can't be an underachiever. I had no potential.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I can't learn.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I cannot be named.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I didn't understand any of the other t-shirts.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I don't know. Which one is your girlfriend?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I dumped Ann Coulter.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I eight a sandbox
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I eight a sandbx
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I have been pre-approved
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I hereby revoke your poetic license.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I inherited both parents' worst traits.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I killed a ninja
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Killed Disco
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I know where you hide the presents.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I like angry girls
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I like my parents' music
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I like sad boys
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like t-shirts that I don't have to think too much about.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I look bigger on TV
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I love hatred.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I love my babies' daddies
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I love my baby daddy
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I Love My Baby Mama
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I Love My Baby Mama
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I Love Your Wife
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I make babysitters cry.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I may already be a winner
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I must not be named.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I only read the Cliffs Notes
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I use colons correctly: see.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I voted against this t-shirt
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I voted for this t-shirt
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I was just looking at your ass
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a Republican, and I swear I'm not a dick.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm ESL, not stupid.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm just the wing-man
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm never right.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I'm pretending to be your boyfriend.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm stupid and I vote
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm working on it in therapy.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I've never washed this t-shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've seen the future. . .and still no air-cars.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If you can read this t-shirt, thank your eye doctor.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Incapable of Sincerity
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Indifferent to the suffering of others
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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inherited both parents' worst traits
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Insecure about your sexuality.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Irresistable to Grannies
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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It's pronounced ass-ter-isk.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Just another gender-confused depressive
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Just another gender-confused depressive. Move on.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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lapsed virgin
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Learning to appreciate Ronald Reagan
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Less Dearth (note: anagram)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Less Hatred (note: anagram)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Let's spoil this friendship.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Living proof: Darwin was wrong.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Look at this nice, safe slogan.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Looking for girl with similarly lowered expectations
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Looking for girl with simlarly lowered expectations
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Looking for guy with similarly lowered expectations
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Looking for guy with simlarly lowered expectations
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Love is a renewable resource
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Made entirely of sub-atomic particles
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Mall Punk
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Milk is a gateway drug.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My dog thinks I'm great.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My other parent is also a daddy.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My other parent is also a mommy.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My other whale is an Orca.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My Parents Are Married
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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MYLF
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Need a Sidekick? Ask about my rates.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Never been on Cops
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Never recovered from the 80's
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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No longer does Lil Jon impressions
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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No, you leave the seat up.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Non-practicing Assassin
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Non-practicing Ninja
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Non-Reader
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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non-threatening t-shirt
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Non-traditionally Attractive
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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non-traditionally chaste
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Non-traditionally Tall
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Non-traditionally Thin
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Non-tradtionally Cool
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Not attractive enough to be unfaithful
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Not beautiful enough to be this stupid
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Not fooled by Bono
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Obloquacious
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Off Meds--Beware
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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old enough to be your dad
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Old School Samurai
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Oldest guy in the club
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Original Goth
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Over You
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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painfully self-aware
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Part-time Messiah
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Pawn
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pick me last
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Pleas proofread t-shrt text beter
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Please don't try to conversate with me.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Please stop looking at my breasts.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Pregnancy Scare in Progress
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Pretty enough to be this mean
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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procrastinating anorexic
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Product of a Failed Breeding Program
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Protected by Aluminum Foil
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Rave Casualty
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Recovering Bee-Gee
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Red hatless (note: anagram)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Reformed suburban trucker hat-wearer
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Remember, be nice.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Responsible Baby Daddy
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Semi-Literate
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Serial Flirt
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Serial Progressive
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sexy Fat Girl
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Sexy Fat Guy
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Shirley Temple Beth El
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sillyhead
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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slabix+Failure+by+Design
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Smells Like Teen Sex
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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SOCCER IS BORING. . . someone had to say it.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Some of my best friends are boring.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Some people are me, and some people are not.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Started Late
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stealth Thug
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stock Character
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stuffed with paneer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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stupid AND mean
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Suicide Girls Reject
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Taught to Hate
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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That 70's Girl
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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That 70's Guy
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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That's Tight! Do you have it in a larger size?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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The legitimate child
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The New Kid
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This is mispelled on purpose.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This slogan was not already bumper sticker.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Thoroughly Texted
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Thru is not a real word.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Titlting at windmills is cute. Tilting at sawmills is stupid.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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To know and not act is ultimately not to know.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Too old to be at this show
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Tres lashed (note: anagram)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Tried Drugs
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Truth is only stranger than BAD fiction.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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U.S. out of my dreams and into my bed
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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U.S. out of the closet
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ugly on the inside too
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Under this t-shirt I'm wearing another t-shirt.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Under this t-shirt is a vast emptiness.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Under this t-shirt is another t-shirt.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Undercover Rabbi
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Used is the new new
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Used to Disappointment
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Wanna ruin our friendship?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Want to alienate your family? Ask me how.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Way Too Helpful
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Will apologize for sex
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Will sidekick for food.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Will swear around your children
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Will Vogue for Food
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Working: Please do not pet
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Works Dirty
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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World Class Cut and Runner
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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World's Best Dad, Runner-up
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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World's Meanest Babysitter
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Worst Dancer in the Club
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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would of fail college english
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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You keep getting tattoos. I'll keep studying plastic surgery.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You people all look alike to me.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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