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polynothing aka joshua kemble is a 32.01 year old boy, has been a member since May 25, 2006, has scored 43,401 submissions, giving an average score of 0.79, helping 517 designs get printed.
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I'm sure someone has already made a post about this, but I'm working on a comic for my final work in graduate school, and am heavily in need of a large format scanner that's compatible with Mac. Any suggestions? Affordability is a huge issue as well :)
So, I did a design inspired by the happenings at UC Davis. In the glass of the riot gear helmet, the crowd are wearing guy fawkes masks:
Spraycop Volume Two
Pending submission is here:
Spray Cop Volume Two - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
So, I've been swamped with graduate work, and finally created a piece which I think works excellently as a shirt. AMAZING POWERS OF AGING:
The Amazing Powers of Aging!
And... Here's the design submission:
The Amazing Powers of Aging! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
So, I recently completed over 100 illustrations for this book: Barbarians: A Handbook For Aspiring Savages, and Benjamin Chadwick, the author who co-wrote the book with real life Barbarian Grute Skullbasher, came up with a t-shirt concept. Since the book, I've been wanting to make a t-shirt design about barbarians, and think this is pretty funny.

The main concept is a barbarian in the typical pose used for fantasy posters, getting shocked by electricity.

Here's the first rough:
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Let me know if you guys would:
A. Find this funny.
B. Have any suggestions for what I should add, change, for the next stage of the design.

UPDATE:
Totally took your advice, and just made a rad barbarian shirt, with a pile of pop cultural rubble beneath him! Parody of every barbarian poster! Let me know what you guys think!
What Is Best In Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Detail:
What Is Best In Life
I've been absent from threadless for a while, mainly doing illustrations for a book I did for Insight Editions titled "Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages!" which is due for release in October, but you guys should all pre-order and support, if you're into things which are AWESOME. I should have over 105 illustrations featured in this book, and it's insanely funny. Also, here's a sneak peak at the artwork on the cover:
Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages Cover Art
PRE ORDER "BARBARIANS: A Handbook for Aspiring Savages" by clicking this amazon link Pre-Order Barbarians at Amazon.

I've also been really inspired to get some shirt designs going again, so expect some process blogs, and new designs to be posted soon. I love you guys at threadless, and am looking forward to subbing and participating on the blogs again really soon!
So this site:
http://www.teeproject.com.au/
Seems to think it's acceptable to sell my design, slightly modified here:
http://www.teeproject.com.au/guitar-shred.html
by this designer:
http://www.jhammond.com.au/personalwork.html
My original design:
http://shirt.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=7202

Please give all involved shit, till they remove the artwork! Thanks :)
Transparency - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
I don't tend to like getting political on threadless with designs, but feel very moved by what appears to be the blatant suppression of the freedom of press by the United States. Hopefully many on here feel equally outraged, and would want to sport their outrage as a stylish shirt:
Transparency
Ladies and gents, it's time for another guess the score competition. First, check out my design "Ein Stein", and if you can, leave a comment or vote for it!

My latest design:
Ein Stein - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Then, if you like it, also please give it some love on emptees here:
http://www.emptees.com/tees/327974-ein-stein

Finally, guess the Score! The TWO closest scores will win a free 4 pack of postcards with my artwork on them! Trust me, they're awesome!

So, guess away!!!

Oh, and you can't guess the same score as someone else :)

WINNERS:
Ricomambo: 3.04
Glaze: 3.05

Winners E-mail me at joshkemble(at)gmail(dot)com with your mailing addys, and I'll send your free postcards!!!
Ladies and gents, it's time for another guess the score competition. First, check out my design "George WASHINGton Machine", and if you can, leave a comment or vote for it!

My latest design:
George WASHINGton Machine - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Then, if you like it, also please give it some love on emptees here:
http://www.emptees.com/tees/327957-george-washington-machine

Finally, guess the Score! The TWO closest scores will win a free 4 pack of postcards with my artwork on them! Trust me, they're awesome!

So, guess away!!!

Oh, and you can't guess the same score as someone else :)

THE WINNERS:
Disgruntled_Pacifist: 2.71
DAMG0014: 2.79

If the winners e-mail me at Joshkemble(At)Gmail(dot)com
and let me know their mailing addresses, I'll send them their prizes!
Ladies and gents, it's time for another guess the score competition. First, check out my design "church hill", and if you can, leave a comment or vote for it!

My latest design:
Church Hill - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

Then, if you like it, also please give it some love on emptees here:
http://www.emptees.com/tees/327685-church-hill

Finally, guess the Score! The TWO closest scores will win a free 4 pack of postcards with my artwork on them! Trust me, they're awesome!

So, guess away!!!

Oh, and you can't guess the same score as someone else :)

Okay, the final score is: 2.48 (ouch)

The WINNERS:
Jake Friedman: 2.63
Anything Goes: 2.64

Winners, please e-mail me your mailing addys so I can send you your prizes! E-mail it to: Joshkemble(at)gmail(dot)com
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My high scoring designs:
The Amazing Powers of Aging! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Wolf Amadeus Mozart - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Abraham LINKoln - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
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Attack of Literacy! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The Hall of Cliché Super Heroes - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
Crack! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever
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Much Ado About Nothing - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
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(above: an awesome portrait o me by boysbeambitious!)