I'm not cocky, I'm Awesome!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Modern Day Shining Armor
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Respect Movie Theater Silence
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The movie theater is not your personal living room.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Drinks tonight? I'm in!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Loving yourself makes you gay!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Loving yourself is so gay!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not a photographer but I'm occasionally found in a darkroom.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Forget the Nines... I'm dressed to the Tens!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I love to say I told you so.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I bring nothing to the team.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Keep your head up. Then you'll know before the birds poop on you.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I love NY, but i'm just NY's booty call.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Keep your head up. Then you'll know if birds poop on your head.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the hottest, coolest oxymoron ever!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Challenge me to a dance off at any time.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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If you think I look good, you should see my personality!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Oh my God, i like music too! We have so much in common!
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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I miss Matinee movie prices.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I plan to die one day.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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2 types of people: Those who can finish sentences & those who
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Washing Instructions: Step 1. Remove shirt before washing.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Friends are Free Therapists.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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All you need is Hugs, Hugs! Hugs are all you need.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone likes Music!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I would make a good bag lady.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Forget the icing... I take the Cake!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Kill the Paparazzi!! Then take a picture.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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W.hat W.ould T.he M.ovies D.o?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Weathermen: Just Guessing
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not Paranoid... but I know you think I am.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Place Guitar Here for Awesomeness
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Not a Secret Agent
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Not a Wallflower.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Help, there's a song stuck in my head!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Guess what song I have stuck in my head.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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The only thing I can remember is that I have a bad memory.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Billie Jean was MY lover!!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I Love Up Dog
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Fish - Pioneers of the Mohawk
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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My shirt feels empty without me.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is empty without me.
of 50 votes, 38% like it
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I'd wear it! Oh wait, I am wearing it!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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There's no such thing as too many hugs.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Rockin' with my Cock-in - Abstinence Club '07
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I'm more ____er than you.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Your stupid questions make me feel smart.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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If you like me, just come say hi.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Negativity is Bad!
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Easy Bake Chef
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I don't cook, I Easy Bake Oven.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I should be procrastinating right now.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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I'm the Star of my own Soap Opera.
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be offended, I hate everyone.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Place Chest Here for FREE HUG!
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Smarter in Retrospect
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Why am I always smarter in retrospect?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Stupid questions make me feel smart.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Trying to draw your attention..... Yes!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Primary Colors are #1 !!! Secondary Colors suck!
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Opposable thumbs were made for texting.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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No, the party is down there.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not indecisive.ok maybe I am.sometimes. not all the time.
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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If you would like a Hug, Place your chest here.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I'm in the T-shirt Club and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Are you trying to see through my shirt??
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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My witty shirts are in the laundry.
of 69 votes, 28% like it
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I cramp my Style.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Run Forrest Run for President! It can't get any worse.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I like Mondays cause new Threadless Tees come out!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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It's alright, Odds are I'm staring at your chest too!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Jew for Jesus are Christians.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not big-boned, I'm just fat!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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F*@% Pedro, Vote for Me!
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I wish I was in my pajamas!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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