I'm a role model for the deranged.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Ninja on hiatus
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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If I was an assassin, you'd be dead right now
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I'm standing right behind you
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt can be used as a floatation device
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Mimes are the emos of the clown world
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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If you're reading this, you can read
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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If you're reading this shirt it's already too late
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Reading this shirt entitles me to your soul
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I have theme music, it's just too high for the human ear to hear
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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My shirt says it's getting freaked out by you staring at it
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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How would you feel about living in a hole in my basement?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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On a scale of one to ten I rate you an orange
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Popping collars is what actually killed Bambi's mother
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Honk if you hate loud noises!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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You wish you were wearing a shirt this cool
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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In my spare time I spontaneously combust
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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I made this shirt out of pain and suffering
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Vowels are the whores of the language world
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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