300 apples a day keep the Persians away.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Ah, Peace. The best 26 days the 20th century has ever seen.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Contains trace amounts of whoop-ass.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Cool people have the most cases of frost-bite.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Dorktastic!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Feature Presentation
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Ferrets: What happens when scientists give brains to socks
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Free love always comes with a cost.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Free love is expensive.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Free love is too expensive.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Fueled by caffeine
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I bet you think this shirt is about you. Don't you.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I don't care enough to be apathetic
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I have the attention span of ... Hey look! A squirrel!
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I should've closed my eyes when I saw you coming.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a candidate for spontaneous combustion.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a Swedish Pirate! Jarrrr!
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not racist - I hate every equally.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so awesome I'm illegal in 49 states.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I'm so nerdy... you know you want me.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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If I were a DNA, you could be my helicase and help me unwind
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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If this was a scary movie, I'd die first.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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In my family crazy is a relative term.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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In romantic matters the degree of difficulty approaches infinity.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Its called thinking. Go with it.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Jean Paul got Poped.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Let's get drunk, cause I'm all out of ideas.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Love is a battlefield, and I'm on the front lines
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Love is my drug of choice.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Love is my drug of choice... coke is too expensive.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Love is my drug of choice... Everything else is too expensive.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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My kid knocked up your honor's student.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Peace: the 26 best days of the 20th century.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Remember to tip your hooker.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Science is a harsh mistress.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Superman's an illegal alien!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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The best time to add insult to injury is while signing the cast.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Wearing pants and being happy are inversely proportional.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Wearing pants and being happy are mutually exclusive
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Wearing pants and having fun a mutually exclusive.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Wearing pants and having fun are mutually exclusive.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Where do ghosts go out for dinner? The all-night boo-ffet.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Who is General Failure, and why is he in my hard drive?
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Will you be my helicase and unzip my genes?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Won't you be my helicase and help unzip my genes?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Yar, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Yes, I'm always this negative. I think its the electrons.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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You're going blind as you read this
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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