epocalypse
aka Eric T Pato is a 24.24 year old boy, has been a member since November 4, 2006, has scored 1,889 submissions, giving an average score of 2.90, helping 22 designs get printed.
Live Fast, Play Hard, Save Often.
of 63 votes, 35% like it
This shirt would be a mean spirited gift for a blind person.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
ME: Now in 3D so real that you'd swear I was right here with you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I was wearing this shirt when that thing happened just now.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
99.9% of what you found awesome last year sucked for the blind.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
If at first you don't succeed, try a bank robbery.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
THE END IS FAR!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
No one wants to read author insert Greek Tragedy fan fiction.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Okay, so how exactly does one kill a "Zombie Hydra"?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I refuse to participate in opposite day... or do I?
of 22 votes, 36% like it
If I'm bound and gagged: PLEASE HELP ME! Otherwise, disregard.
of 19 votes, 58% like it
Ya'know what I wouldn't bring to a deserted island? Coconuts.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Owls: Truly the most existential of all avian life.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
The Sun: It might be hot, but at least there are no vampires.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you avoid the undead.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Time flies when its wearing a jet pack.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
The thing that sucks about martyrdom is the retirement plan.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Just so you know, I'm staring at your chest right now, too.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
I wouldn't be stalking you at all if you weren't so awesome.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
What I like about your face is that it makes everyday Halloween!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
The Game of Life: where you really don't want to finish first.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
LOOK! OVER THERE!! A DISTRACTION!!
of 20 votes, 35% like it
Time flies until it reaches the event horizon of a black hole.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
The real tragedy is that my time machine is stuck in forward.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
If Star Wars taught me anything, it's that asthma leads to evil.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
"I am currently wearing this shirt" is my twitter statu
of 16 votes, 31% like it
Don\'t put off till tomorrow what can be done next week.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my catapult.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
Clocks are the most disappointing of all time machines.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
HOLLYWOOD! (where originality goes to die)
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Comedy is any depression that fails to be expressible in poetry.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Reality: always one jet pack and a time machine short of awesome.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
Sleeping is my back up career.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
STALKERS do not typically have the word stalkers on their chests.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
CAUTION: This shirt is not designed to withstand lava.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Nothing is harder than being an upbeat nihilist.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Today, I have chosen to dump you by declaring it on a tee shirt.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
You're wasting your time; the really amusing text is on my socks.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
Weird, the shirt I wore yesterday said this would happen...
of 27 votes, 22% like it
Be there no honor amongst you backstabbing traitors?!?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
You know, I can walk on water too... as long as its frozen.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I apologize in advance if my awesome shocks you.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
I wish I had been born early enough to be a rapscallion.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
It's always the butler, except in Clue, where there is no butler.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
I hope I'm wearing this shirt when they find my mummified remains
of 19 votes, 16% like it
By reading this you have given me ownership over you and your kin
of 18 votes, 17% like it
People do stupid things. I know that, and I'm just a T-Shirt.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
If I get hit by a truck then this shirt'll be pretty darn ironic.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
I bet I'd have fewer health problems if I wasn't alive.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
One day, those of us who survive'll look back on this and laugh.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
Failure teaches more than success, so I choose to learn nothing.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I bet you humans would probe aliens, too, if we got the chance.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
When I die, I hope it's cool enough to be on national TV.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
T SHIRT SLOGANS
(are not a great forum for political activism)
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Are you busy later cause I have some other shirts for you to read
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Who the Hell gave you permission to look at my chest?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
If you are reading this, please consider speaking to me.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
This shirt is currently equipped to Player 1.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
To Expose Chest, Remove Upwards.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
"Everything I Say Is A Lie" isn't a paradox if written
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I became a vegetarian to get revenge on the rain forest.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
No matter what you say, I know you've been looking at my chest.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
To think, you've just wasted precious life-force reading a shirt.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Imagine this: if this shirt was Medusa, you'd be a statue by now.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
As a sadist, I like to wear t-shirts around cotton plants.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
Please remove prior to heart surgery.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
This is:
a) A Question
b) A T-Shirt
c) A Person
d) Stupid
of 15 votes, 20% like it
This is not a palindrome; it is a t-shirt.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
You've read this because you're:
A) Bored
B) Curious
C) A Pear
of 15 votes, 27% like it
The older I am the less I want my super powers to involve animals
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I think vegans are sick and evil! The poor plants can't even run!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
The End.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
The older I get, the more I learn that Maturity is a filthy lie.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I love children. Bigger people just won't fit in my locker.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Ninjas, pirates, cowboys: in the end, they're dead and I'm alive.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
When I want kids to be quiet, I scare the bejeebus out of them.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
TEXTING:
it's a cheaper than buying new shirts to communicate.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Quick, empty your wallet into my backpack before it's too late!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
CAPSLOCK(i used it to trick you into reading this parenthetical)
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Stop that; nothing important has ever been written on a shirt.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
I'd far prefer to be in a zombie flick than a musical.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I'm so happy that you're reading this. It's proof I'm not alone!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I hate it when I have a good idea that someone stole in the past.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
If I could fly right now, you'd find it much harder to read this.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
When a girl has text on her shirt, it is what one calls A TRAP
of 16 votes, 19% like it
You SHOULD feel bad if this is the only thing you've read today
of 13 votes, 38% like it
DEEP THROAT
means more than just what is implied by the internet
of 14 votes, 21% like it
As a child, I wanted to be President Super-Pirate Billionaire-Man
of 9 votes, 44% like it
It's cool to glow in the dark, but it's probably a bad sign...
of 9 votes, 44% like it
Reading about the Sun exploding is just as scary as it should be.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
4/5 Pirates agree: wooden legs beat the hell out of wooden eyes.
of 12 votes, 50% like it
I now realize that God has never heard of "ctrl+z"
of 13 votes, 38% like it
You know, 3D must really SUCK for cyclops.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
Trust me, the blue screen of death on the TV is AWESOME at 4:37AM
of 17 votes, 35% like it
If you must know, my skin is just normally this color.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
I'm running on the platform of "Hope, Change and SUPER POWER
of 22 votes, 18% like it
I find your shenanigans childish when compared to my own.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Vampires never attack when you least expect it, i.e. high noon.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I feel like Satan on Christmas Eve!
of 41 votes, 20% like it
Writing "THIS IS TUXEDO" on a T-Shirt does not make it
of 29 votes, 17% like it
C'mon, if I was stalking you; you wouldn't be reading this.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
Never lock a vampire, a werewolf and a zombie in a grade school.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
DRUMS!: The only instrument you will ever learn from an Xbox 360.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Ever wonder what happens when a zombie bites a vampire?
of 30 votes, 30% like it
What happens to zombies if they don't eat flesh, double-death?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
One day, you'll realize that reading t-shirts is a waste of time.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
A Child's Enigma: Why does stuffing an animal make it smaller?
of 30 votes, 23% like it
I wish stuffed animals still offered me the security they used to
of 30 votes, 27% like it
On my game show, answers must be given as rhetorical questions.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
I wonder how Tolstoy would react to being mentioned on a T-Shirt
of 61 votes, 20% like it
If your significant other feels objectified, tell it you're sorry
of 52 votes, 21% like it
Why is it that 'Verb', 'Adjective', and 'Adverb' are all Nouns?
of 52 votes, 17% like it
I think Palindrome should be spelt Palindromemordnilap.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
Does this question make me look fat?
of 48 votes, 21% like it
I'll double your entendre; ALL NIGHT LONG!
of 50 votes, 28% like it
Does asking a question sarcastically make it rhetorical?
of 51 votes, 29% like it
I am the proud owner of at least one T-Shirt.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
CAUTION: reading t-shirts can leave you vulnerable to mugging
of 51 votes, 22% like it
You ever get that feeling that people are reading you?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I often feel as though people are reading my clothing.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
Save Trees: Write on Fabric
of 51 votes, 29% like it
Tap Dancing: Cute Skill or Dubious Secret Code System?
of 47 votes, 30% like it
I live to avoid Dramatic Irony.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
You know, I bet I'd feel pretty useless if the Sun was exploding
of 47 votes, 21% like it
While you've been reading this, my partner has taken your wallet.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
Could you phrase that question more rhetorically?
of 46 votes, 22% like it
Hell Yeah, I'm a WIZARD! A Wizard of... AWESOMENESS!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
If all else fails, use Sarcasm.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
We were talking about Non Sequiturs when the squirrel bit me.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
I wish I had super powers. Or, failing that, a car.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
When giving advice, always use this sentence structure.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
Don't Panic! (unless, ya know, things are really, really bad)
of 63 votes, 17% like it
I honestly want to see more zombies.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
Am I Sarcastic Yet?
of 69 votes, 19% like it
The World: Sad, yet... Hilarious!
of 61 votes, 23% like it
Procrastinating Anarchist Organization: "We don't do much.&q
of 65 votes, 20% like it
You really don't see anvils much anymore, do you?
of 71 votes, 44% like it
Haikus are fun to, Write except when you have one, too many sylla
of 62 votes, 32% like it
I refuse to wear anything with writing on it!
of 62 votes, 18% like it
Anyone who believes in the death penalty should be shot.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
That guy stole my idea from the future!
of 62 votes, 18% like it
This is a T-shirt. Below this, perhaps pants!
of 68 votes, 28% like it
I stole this t-shirt. God only knows why it had this text on it.
of 68 votes, 24% like it
We åpøløgïze før thïs Tee.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
Under no circumstances should you take advice from T Shirts.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
If Fonzie punched a Zombie, would it come back to life?
of 60 votes, 25% like it
Life is God's reality show.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
This sentence is a lie. (Prove Otherwise)
of 61 votes, 20% like it
So this guy walks into a bar wearing a pretentious T-Shirt...
of 61 votes, 18% like it
I really have nothing to say, but I want to say it all the same.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
The immediate monetary rewards of college are unsatisfactory.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
Rhyming is about Timing
of 66 votes, 20% like it
No, YOUR mom is a palindrome!
of 65 votes, 20% like it
CIVILIAN UNIFORM
of 66 votes, 18% like it
I like you, your silly.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
Everything is alright, in that "not-at-all" kinda way.
of 73 votes, 23% like it
will work for pay.
of 70 votes, 19% like it
Me grammar are excellently!
of 70 votes, 21% like it
I am Jack's T-Shirt. Without me, Jack would be naked.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
Bellevue Mental Institution is not getting this shirt back.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
This is camoflogue. While you read it, I sneak away.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
Robots think we taste like bacon. Seriously. Look it up.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
Studies show that 58.9% of all statistics are false.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
Will work for Caffeine.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
Pain sucks. That is why I avoid it.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
Don't kill me! I like you! Killing me will change that!
of 70 votes, 24% like it
This is not the most important thing ever written.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
It is easier to talk to me than to read my T Shirt.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
If I wanted to make a point, I wouldn't use a T-Shirt.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
I <3 Text.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
T Shirts are not a scholarly reputable forum.
of 66 votes, 14% like it
A T-Shirt is niether the time nor place to share my thoughts.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
I think therefore I am, but you...
of 64 votes, 16% like it
I like you. ^_^
of 63 votes, 14% like it
You wouldn't like me when I'm pissed.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
There is no running from Zombie Jesus.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
Life's alright. Not great, but alright.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
Ironically, Altruism often ends in gun shot wounds.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
Chocolate is good. Other things not so much, but chocolate: good.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
Down with slogans.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
You're pretty cool, in that "not-so-much" kinda way.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
This shirt's name is Ana. She likes apples and fabric softner.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
Were all the same in the eyes of the Zombie Horde.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
My friend is Canadian. She's cool like that.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
I sold my soul to the dark one and all I got was this lowsy Tee.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
I solemnly swear not to devour any human flesh... ...today.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Hell is a small room with this T Shirt nailed to a chicken.
of 62 votes, 5% like it
Zombies are a lot like Toast, in that "not-at-all" sorta way...
of 63 votes, 17% like it
$50k Tuition, Please Help!
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Proud Member of The Zombie Union, Local 5678.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
Today, I found out that Cannibalism is frowned upon.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Zombies like brains.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
My other zombie is a car.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
Zombies: mindless, slow, hungry for flesh. Texas: see "zombies".
of 63 votes, 17% like it
I fear Texas.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
My other car is a zombie.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
QUIXOTIC (kwik'sätik): an awesome word
of 62 votes, 15% like it
L-b-X-9-H-2-3, wish I knew my A-B-C's...
of 63 votes, 11% like it
This is an apple.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
LIFE: sexually transmitted, 100% mortality rate. beat that!
of 65 votes, 14% like it
Satan Clause: better presents, higher cost.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
Procrasti.........................
of 64 votes, 16% like it
T Shirts: Where wisdom comes from
of 64 votes, 16% like it
Life is like a straight line, but with curves!
of 65 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!?!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
"Crapulence" is a very misleading word.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
"Don't trust quotes."
of 57 votes, 14% like it
"Punny" is not an acceptable word.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
¡NO HABLO ESPAÑOL! (¡SOY SERIO!)
of 52 votes, 15% like it
"!?!"[what it would look like if I was surprised in a c
of 29 votes, 3% like it
"PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS" is a lo
of 32 votes, 6% like it
1 1337 7h3r340r3 1 4m.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
1337 15 4 w4573 04 71m3
of 55 votes, 11% like it
2+2=5 (no one said this shirt would teach you math)
of 61 votes, 13% like it
? (don't ask)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
All I know I learned from a Fictional Kid and an Imaginary Tiger
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Alliteration Accentuates Attire Annotations Advantageously
of 56 votes, 11% like it
Altruism is not an idea easily expressed in a T Shirt.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
An apple a day keeps the doctor and, apparently, God away.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
And they was all like, Zombies, and what-not.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Anti-Robot T-Shirt: Finish this sentence: Pi is 3.1415...
of 53 votes, 9% like it
APATHY: dominant youth state for 25 years en-counting!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
ASK YOURSELF: When have I ever actually seen a Swordsmen?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
At the precipice of Armageddon, I conclude that life was okay.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Because of this shirt I am now wanted for treason in 38 states.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
BEGGING:
It's Recession Proof!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Being clever is hard, which is why I decided to run for congress.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Being crazy rocks, and we... uh, I mean "I"... should know!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
BEING PAID TO RECIEVE FREE MONEY (the American dream)
of 52 votes, 4% like it
Being raised by psychiatrists is a real mind job.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Bruce Lee was Awesome.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
CANADA: My Favorite State
of 51 votes, 10% like it
CANADA: where there are no zombies
of 57 votes, 11% like it
CARL: (this T Shirt has a NAME!)
of 52 votes, 8% like it
Cell Phones DO NOT go in the Microwave!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Damn, I 'm 15 minutes late for the opera!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Death knows not emotion nor malice. These are human.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Death should not be feared, for with it comes release.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
Declarative Statement B-82S-9596-Z!
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Define "Slogan".
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Delirium is like an apple in the form of a salmon, ya dig?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Delirium is like an apple in the form of a salmon, ya dig?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
DEPRESSION: Like Happiness, but not!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Do a Barrelroll!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Do not read this Tee Shirt.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
Don't hate me cause I'm evil.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
Don't judge a book by its T Shirt Slogan.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Ever try to make a palindrome containing the word "palindrom
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Ever try to make a palindrome containing the word palindrome?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
fact is fiction
of 55 votes, 9% like it
Far fewer things can fly in reality. That is why reality sucks.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
Findwhereonebeginsandanotherendsfriendthatisall.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Former Property of Bellevue Asylum.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Free instant IQ test! To begin, please pay $50.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
God Dam It! (what God would do if he was a beaver)
of 49 votes, 4% like it
Happiness is elusive, like Bigfoot, but with fewer sightings.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Happiness is way more fun than depression.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Have you ever seen an anvil, piano, or safe suspended by a wire?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Hell is a room with a chair nailed to the ceiling.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
Hell is New Jersey.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
Help; I'm trapped in a T Shirt Factory!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
HOLY CRAPULENCE!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
How do you say "F#$@ing Awesome!" in Gaelic?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
How sad is it that folks are making up T-shirt slogans at 5:30AM?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
I admit, it's evil to have to joke about the people on a shirt.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I am 379% sarcastic exaggeration.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I am a Non Sequitur.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
I Am A Registered Anarchist
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I Am An Internet MEME.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
I am profoundly dissapointed by Emo Spidey
of 38 votes, 11% like it
I am so tired of the passage of time!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
I am the only person I know who wants to be a Blacksmith.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I am tired... -_-
of 54 votes, 6% like it
I can die happy if "kerfuffle" joins the everyday lexic
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I come to you with nothing but the shirt upon my back.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
I consider myself the Hemmingway of clothing captions!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
I deserve THE BEST, and this T-shirt confirms that fact!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I don't care what anyone says; 3D novels are a bad idea.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I don't have to impress YOU!
of 51 votes, 8% like it
I don't know, I don't care, but I do dance.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
I don't see the point of the Latin edition of Harry Potter!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I don't think I will ever have the need for a Globe.
of 53 votes, 2% like it
I doubt I'd actually wear this shirt if I was an FBI mole.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I find pain to be enjoyable in that "not at all" sorta way.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I HATE declarations!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I hate pears, really, how can you possibly like them!?!
of 55 votes, 4% like it
I have never read anything important on a T-Shirt.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
I hope people laugh at my memory and not my autopsy.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
I imagine Hell as a run cycle from Scooby-Doo.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I know what ruthless means, but what the hell is " ruthfull
of 0 votes, 0% like it
I know what ruthless means, but what the hell is "ruthfull&q
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
i like food, sometimes, when, ya know, i'm hungry...
of 53 votes, 6% like it
I mean, c'mon: If you were God, would you actually be benevolent?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
I never though I would be desperate enough to write a T Shirt.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
I Procrastinate, Therefore I...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
I refuse to accept your reasonable compromise!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I solemnly swear not to devour any human flesh.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
I SPEAK GOOD!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
I take too much joy out of making cars explode.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I think that "Winning by Default" would be a good super
of 40 votes, 3% like it
I vote for ZOMBIE LINCOLN!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
I want a new T Shirt.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
I want to be reincarnated a smarter kind of monkey.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
I want you to realize that I spent all my money on this T shirt.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
I will not procrastina... Oh, #@$% it! I'll finish this tomorrow!
of 58 votes, 16% like it
I wish I had the durability and resilience of a cartoon character
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I wish this Tee was legitimate ID to prove I'm 21.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I wish video games had given me more reasonable goals
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I'm A Robot! (Except by "Robot", I mean "Not A Rob
of 1 votes, 100% like it
I'm an object! (applies to this shirt or wearer of said shirt)
of 49 votes, 4% like it
IDEA!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
If all else fails, post lewd pictures on the internet.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
If I could invent a superhero, I'd invent Bat-Man.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
If I wanted you to know what I'm thinking, I'd talk to you.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
If I were Zombies, I'd be many. That way, we'd get more brains.
of 58 votes, 10% like it
If the Joker starts to make sense, you should probably be worried
of 9 votes, 11% like it
If you own a Mac, type ctrl+alt+command+8. It's cool!
of 55 votes, 9% like it
In a reverse time universe, copyright law becomes convoluted.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
In reverse-time universes, 20/20hindsight is totally more awesome
of 53 votes, 11% like it
In the event of catastrophic failure, use Sarcasm!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Indeed!?!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
INDIFFERENCE is okay.
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Insert witty and/or awe-inspiring remark here.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Is this too ironic?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
It is harder to write a good T Shirt than you think.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
It would be awesome if I was a superhero!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
It's be cool to glow in the dark, but probably a bad sign, too...
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I'm bad!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
L'Überfantastica!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
LEARN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH NOW!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Legalize Vandalism
of 51 votes, 12% like it
Less than 20% of people like my T-Shirt Slogans.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
Life+Zombies+Shotguns=ADVENTURE
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Me speaks bad English? That Unpossible!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
Monkeys: Them fellas can climb!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
MUGGERS: Take what you want but know this: I have no money.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
My major is zombyology, sutdy of the walking dead.
of 53 votes, 2% like it
My other T-Shirt is a Straitjacket.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Never read T-Shirts without consulting your psychiatrist.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Nihilism is not an acceptable way to deal with your break-up.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Ninjas, pirates, cowboys... in the end, their dead and I'm alive.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
No one ever learned math from a T-shirt
of 63 votes, 14% like it
Of Eloquence and Wit, I have naught to say but "Go $%#@ Yo's
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Once they taste it, a cow's hunger for flesh is never satiated.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Palindrome-Zombie Ceasar: "Evil Ides reversed, I Live!"
of 53 votes, 13% like it
Pirate Monkeys ROCK!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
Please fill out form A-T6 three months prior to mugging me.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Proud Member of Anarchists United
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Proud Member of the Mijority!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Proud to be not gay, but supportive of sexual choice.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Quixotic ideals are rarely perpetuated by T-Shirts.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Reading this has put you in tickle range!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
register all complaints with my t shirt
of 52 votes, 2% like it
Remember: What doesn't kill you can still hurt like a &Â
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Satan might be pricey, but gosh darn it, he gets results!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Self Esteem BLOW-OUT sale! 50¢ or best offer, Supplies limit
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Self Esteem BLOW-OUT sale! 50¢ or best offer, Supplies limit
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Self Esteem BLOW-OUT sale! Supplies limited, 50¢ or best bid
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Self Esteem BLOW-OUT sale! Supplies limited, 50¢ or best off
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Self Esteem BLOW-OUT sale! Supplies limited, 50¢ or best off
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Smoking Kills, but Life Sucks.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Sppeed is no Replaceiment for Acurranacy
of 2 votes, 0% like it
T Shirts: the only way to put my ideas on my chest WITHOUT pain.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
T-SHIRTS! (Now with 80% less meaning!)
of 54 votes, 9% like it
T-Shirts: A not-so-scholaraly form of knowledge.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
T-Shirts: For when I'm too lazy to speak on my own.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
TEE SHIRT OF FABRIC: +5 defence against cool weather & dark m
of 3 votes, 0% like it
The first man-made object to break the cound barrier was a whip.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
THE PIRATE MONKEYS! (it's an awesome name)
of 53 votes, 4% like it
THE TEE SHIRT OF FABRIC: +5DEF against cool weather & magic
of 44 votes, 14% like it
The Truth? On T-Shirts? Get Outta Here, You Punk!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
The World: so sad, yet at the same time, hilarious.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
There are 10 kinds of people, 9 of which don't know binary.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
There is no limit to misunderstanding in Humanity.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
Things I like about kids: Optimistic. Energetic. Cute. Portable.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Things may be bad, but atleast I have chocolate!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
This is a $6600.00 suit, it was handmade in Italy.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
This is my ANGRY shirt!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
This Shirt Just Got Real!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
This shirt will never be an internet meme.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
This tuxedo was designed to be a pathological liar.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Touch me and you die.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
TUXEDO (prove otherwise)
of 55 votes, 15% like it
T_T ^_^ o_O
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Unlikely Political Slogan 1: Think of the Bloodshed!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Unlikely Political Slogan 2: When Will The Children End!?!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Useful Phrase for Brazil: Ajude-me! Não Falo Português!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Useless French: Je suis Napoleon!
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Useless Portuguese: Eu sou Fernão de Magalhães.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
Vampires can never attack when you least expect it.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
w00t the g0p! pwned!
of 53 votes, 6% like it
What happened to your door knob present?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
When a girl has text on her shirt, it is what one calls "A T
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Why is it that "Verb", "Ajective", and "
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Why is it that people feel a need to read my clothes?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Why is it that the more you know, the less secure you feel?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Why the hell is zero plural?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Wisdom is the result of survivng Stupidity
of 60 votes, 15% like it
You are just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
You are just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 2 votes, 0% like it
You can call me awesome. Mr. Awesome.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
You're just stupid enough to find a way to spell "Mom"
of 3 votes, 0% like it
^_^ O_OT_T-_-O_ov_v^_^
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Young artist, writer and film maker. going to NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. Living in New York is kicking, but not cheap. trying to raise money for my, you know. life. Hope that plan works out.Well. peace, new friends!
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countries: Portugal and America
likes: movies, comics, food, books, music, and cartoons.
dislikes: beauracracy, spelling beauracracy, jerks, country music.
