yesyesyes he is...haha.

anyways, here is a funny story someone told my sister.
i definitely laughed..

"so..i'm at lunch. its a nice day. i sit outside. i order a sandwhich and it was good, I mean it was really really good. it had turkey, cheese, sun dried tomato, toasted on a panini with the fresh fixings....better than troli sour worms in fact. erroneous!!!!...anyway, so i'm sitting there, and this girl and her friend come walking from across the street to the same place i'm at. they are walking across the steet and i notice some really nice boots the girl is wearing. these boots are brown...and furry. kinda like uggs...but maybe a little taller, and a lot more FUR!!!!! I noticed these boots, because the designer de boots got creative, and decided to put a crisscross pattern with some ribbon fabric in there, and then also put two tassels with balls hanging on the bottom about 6-8 inches long on each boot. These tassels were anchored from the front top of each boot. do you see it??? I could tell these boots were made for walking…and that's just what they did!.... Don't read on until you picture it. JK!…Anyway…so this girl was walking across the street. She had a good step…...she was truckin, so much so, that the tassel balls started flapping and flopping and flipping back and forth. So much so that the two balls from one side where hitting the boot and tassels from the other boot. The commotion was mind bottling, and I think she may have been trying to flap them against each other. Unfortunately, she didn't think something through. And you say…"Marko, what didn't she think of?" well I'm going to tell you…..

…she forgot to think about what would happen with the balls got tangled with each other. Yes yes…they did tangle…just as she was about to get to the curb…and those balls brought her down like david to goliath. Luckily she didn't get hurt…but honestly, I can laugh…cause its really all about perspective. "

penis.

I can't donate blood at my school because I don't weigh enough.

...mmm this is kinda cool:

http://graffitiresearchlab.com/?page_id=76


penis.

oh my goodness. STPs!!!

yay. thank you... to whoever you is referring to, I've never gotten any before.


that is all.


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