shoot first. sign waivers later.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Hey, closet! I'm outta here.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Starch stops the pain.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Nobodies are the new somebodies.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Breathe with your nose, not with your mouth.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Naps are the stuff dreams are made of.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Sleep: the stuff dreams are made of.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Perfection is flawless!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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There's no unicorn in pegasus.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Spell check is wierd.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Reading, writing and t-shirt design.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Literacy: it helped you read this.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Start Global Cooling
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Commute in your pants.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I like cheese crackwhores.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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binary curious
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Mettle to pedal
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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fa!l
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Put your mettle to the pedal!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Track type, not marks.
of 42 votes, 0% like it
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Fa1l
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Curb your dog: a civic doodie
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Mass-produced individuality
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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it takes two to tangle.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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better latte than never
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Inuendo is so... you know.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Dry clean only. No irony.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Read a book. It'll last longer.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Handlebars aren't just for mustaches.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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eternity takes forever
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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It was funnier online.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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I bought this on the Internet.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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content makes me content
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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They picked this slogan.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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public radio is elitist
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Privatize public radio.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Saturday is so last weekend.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Eliminate toilet humor.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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meticulously disheveled
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Dystopia sucks.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Who thinks up these things?
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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________ is the new _________.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I used to be juvenile.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Click here to enter.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Fix teh typo.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Cliche is my co-pilot.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Nice lungs, huh?
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Carry-on emotional baggage only.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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French is so passe.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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tight jeans = bad genes
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Don't blame television.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Keep moist.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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