Girls don't sweat. They glisten.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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In love with myself. How could I not be?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Funny. You looked smart too.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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"Can I borrow a glove? I lost mine." - O.J. Simpson on
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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I am unconsciously aware of everything that doesn't exist.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Are you unconsciously aware of everything that doesn't exist?
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Don't judge ME for judging YOU.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Can you say aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic?
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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$5's - $10's - $20's will do.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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ouch! your face must really hurt!
of 68 votes, 9% like it
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Milk money or else!
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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If I lied would I tell YOU?
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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If you can smell it it's too late.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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you and your evil shenanigans
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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ti(RED) of Oprah.
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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It's a white thing.
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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I would explain it, but no.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Dern!
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Demand it!
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Don't try this on TV.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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this bomb belt is itchy!
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Nobody said Im smert!
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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Mr. Flatus
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Nevermind... I thought you said something intelligent.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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umm... okay let's do that.
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Can I borrow your wallet?
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Where is the chocholate?
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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Skinny don't fix Ugly.
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Move the feet. Move the body.
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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