Make overdone and cliché anti-war statements, not war.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Last we heard, they were about to disable our listening devices.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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zippers are the answer to time and other-world travel
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Look! It says gullible on the ceiling!
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Violence never solves anything. Try some papaya instead!
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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yes....but do you have TOAST!? ahahaha
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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my corn flakes get more mileage than your honor student.
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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everything feels better when it's fuzzy.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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MY MYSTICAL UNICORN THINKS YOU'RE HOT
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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If I'd nickel for every time I'd a dime, I'd have less money
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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a word to the wise: you make us look bad
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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cupcake...or muffin..maybe cupcake..OH THE AGONY
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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screw the vowels, I'd like to buy a cupcake.
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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in case of fire call 911
of 59 votes, 2% like it
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For a good time call 911
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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If u were a booger I'd pick u first...then flick u on my sister.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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If I had a Jimeny Cricket I'd step on him.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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The little people in my stereo sure can sing.
of 66 votes, 32% like it
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being a vampire tasted AWFUL
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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we're all SO screwed if God is an emo
of 71 votes, 21% like it
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well, did you try licking it?
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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....try licking it
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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GOD BLESS IRAQ...they need it more than us
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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LOL TO HELL
of 69 votes, 9% like it
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IF YOU DIE, I WILL KILL YOU
of 71 votes, 14% like it
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You'd think after 2 World Wars we would have learned by now.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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Roses are red, and so is the blood spilt from pointless wars.
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Roses are red but BOOGERS ARE GREEN.
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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Roses are red, Violets are blue....duh
of 66 votes, 5% like it
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Negro is the new black.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Emo is the new Band Geek.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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With Clinton, it was pretty women. With Bush, it's...foreign men?
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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dont hate me cuz i dream in color
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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To the eye, it's a Cafe au Lait. To the soul, it's a bubble bath.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Never kick a cow pie on a hot day.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging....
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Never fry bacon in the nude.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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she wouldn't...she DIDNT, No way!....think she'd do it again?
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Because I'm MORMON, that's why!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE SA--- wait...there's no one here...
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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FIGHT NUDIDTY... GO THREADLESS
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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uh, You're thinking of MONSTER Weenie Mondays.....
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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NAIONAL TONGUE WRESTLER
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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If the Bible says our tongues are swords....wanna duel?
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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Having X-ray vision sucks when you're at Grandma's house.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Laser vision was great--until I looked in the mirror.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Your'e only reading this as an excuse to look at my chest.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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If you are a piece of stinky cheese, does that make you valuable?
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus doesn't care what color your mohawk is.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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How curious IS Curious George?
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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