SnakeMan
aka Rob is a 27.65 year old boy, has been a member since February 8, 2007, has scored 2,000 submissions, giving an average score of 1.73, helping 46 designs get printed.
Efficient or not, stop killing birds with stones.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
I don't have a TV but I have a window and unsuspecting neighbors.
of 112 votes, 65% like it
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog got hit by a truck.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
A shirt in hand is worth two in the wash.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
A wise man once said something. And I was like whatever, dude.
of 177 votes, 75% like it
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but I'm a good kisser.
of 25 votes, 56% like it
I hope this isn't a formal event.
of 180 votes, 57% like it
I'm a dog person. More person than dog, though.
of 177 votes, 65% like it
One time I bit a vampire. We were both confused.
of 149 votes, 77% like it
I like stuffed animals. They are far less likely to eat me.
of 177 votes, 55% like it
Claustrophobia: The fear of generous fat men
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Good things never come to those who wait in the wrong line.
of 222 votes, 58% like it
Sometimes I wish I could smell colors. Except for brown.
of 243 votes, 58% like it
Checkmate: What Australians say to their waiter
of 223 votes, 55% like it
The skeletons in my closet are there to keep the monsters away.
of 229 votes, 58% like it
Due to inflation, a penny is no longer sufficient for my thoughts
of 343 votes, 74% like it
I only speak in questions?
of 271 votes, 51% like it
Rock is dead and paper killed it.
of 326 votes, 77% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
a problem starting sentences.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
All this time I thought risque was a French board game
of 48 votes, 31% like it
An exclamation point is just an l on its period.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Blazes of glory are overrated. I prefer campfires.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Don't give monkeys any crap. They will throw it.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Don't hate The Game, hate 50 Cent.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Flash fires leave me breathless.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
Flat-Earth Enthusiast
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Gone daydreaming. Back in 10 minutes.
of 80 votes, 36% like it
Guns don't kill people. Sharks kill people.
of 92 votes, 30% like it
Hooray, it's the weekend! Oh, wait, I don't have a job.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I can predict the future. Can too.
of 251 votes, 48% like it
I didn't wear this yesterday, I just have two of these shirts.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
I don't shake hands. I know where mine have been.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
I'm down with penguins.
of 51 votes, 33% like it
I'm hungry. Feed me or I'll bite you.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
If God meant for us to fly, he would have given us more legroom.
of 158 votes, 48% like it
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so angry?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
It's not my fault I'm irresponsible
of 50 votes, 22% like it
Kids are like goats.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Life is short. Build a robot.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
Misery is a lumpy pillow.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
My grandpa beat up your grandpa.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
My parents would love you. Get away from me.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
One time I got hit by a car. Now I'm someone else's shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Opposite Day Enthusiast
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Puddles. Because pugs and poodles should totally get together
of 58 votes, 34% like it
Rules: Suggestions in disguise
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Sorry. Sometimes I just lick things.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
Spelling: The bane of my existennce.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Stare all you want. I'm getting this booger out.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Starvation: The world's oldest diet
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Sugar rots teeth, so I always pour it directly into my throat.
of 79 votes, 49% like it
The world is my canvas and ketchup is my paint.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
This is my colon -> :
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Veni, vedi, viscus - I came, I saw, I failed Latin
of 101 votes, 49% like it
WARNING: I kick cats.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Well, this shirt IS a napkin.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
What Would Teddy Ruxpin Do?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
When I was a kid, I styled my own hair. Then the syrup ran out.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Yay for sarcasm!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
YELL MORE
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Yoga: Relax your mind, it will.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
You can't kid a kidder, but you can put sugar in his gas tank.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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