Should Not Be Mixed With Alcohol
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I Buy Your Stuff On eBay
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Bringing Wedgies Back
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Do Not Take With Alcohol
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Droppin' Knowledge
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Droppin' Science
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Aren't Puns Kind Of Always Intended?
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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One Big Game of Follow The Leader....
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Put Some Hot Sauce On It!
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I Survived A Traumatic Slap Bracelet Accident
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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When Did We Stop Giving Wedgies?
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Welcome To My Reality T.V. Show
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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I Shot The Sheriff And The Deputy
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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One Day I'll Be President
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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If Things Get Worse Just Put It In Reverse
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I've Got Secret Mutant Capabilities.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Wiki Scholar
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Shut Up And Blog About It
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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The Worthless Degree Society
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Drive Me To Drink And I'll Thank You For The Ride.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I've Got A Foreman Grill Where My Heart Used To Be
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I'll Give You A Dollar To Say It Backwards
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Portuguese Is Like Spanish Gone All Frenchy
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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The American Dream Can Be Your Worst Nightmare.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Cultural Cliche.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Your Hips May Not Lie But Your Bra Cup Does.
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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Factory Standard or Upgraded Package?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Protecting My Intellectual Property
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Give Me Your Heart
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I Was A Teenage Statistic
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Victim of the System.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Your Day Will Come.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Analog Kid In A Digital World.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Working On My Social Skills.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Analog Boy In A Digital World
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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An Analog Girl In a Digital World
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Your world. Invest in it now or pay for it later.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Cows Don't Get Mad Human Disease.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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I Don't Really Have Asthma. I'm Just Out Of Shape.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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In Need of Inspiration.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This....
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Our World. Invest in it now or pay for it in the end.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Working On My Social Skills
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Fact: Fighting Ignorance Counts As Cardio.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Nerds make the world go 'round.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be on Threadless.com
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I'd rather be eating a cannoli.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Life. The same soup just reheated.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Things would be different if I cared.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Expertly Genetically Engineered By Mom and Dad
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Your Modern Day Superhero.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Contemplating
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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You Remember Because I'll Forget.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Should have caught me on a good day.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Not A Reflection of Me
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I should but I probably won't.
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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