4 out of 5 girlfriends cant be wrong
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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90% like it
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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A carpenter hears my prayers
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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all you gotta do is twist your hips
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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allow me to explaine
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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ask me to see my under shirt
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Be fast not last
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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belive me when i say...im drunk
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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buddha stole my bike
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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buffet anyone?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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can i get your number? your pin number?
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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cant talk.. must find the funk
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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cell phones cured my cancer
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Cleaver as Ever
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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code name: Black Jonny Cash
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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come on in, my body is fine!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Come on, come on to me!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Comic books saved my life..but runined my Marrage
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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do ya smell what im saying?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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eat in or out?
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Everything always happens tomorrow
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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feel free..in america
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Forests give me wood
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Four, For, Fore
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Four-skin is so last year.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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get out of my head! i am your head!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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give me advice and ill show you the door
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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go ahead give me a taste
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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god gave you a gift now wrap it!
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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gods gift to himself
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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google challenge! Ill keep score!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Hands off the Pho!
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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hi im Anita Wang
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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hi my name is Fortune
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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high five for Jew frows!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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hippies make my belly hurt
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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how do blind people dream?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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humm, not sure? let me check my comic book.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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i blame you for that smell
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i cant seem to find god
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I dont speak Japanese!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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i dont wash this T-shirt
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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i eat pices of shit like you for breakfast
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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I feel like i know you..
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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i found this in your boyfriends closet
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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i have been making paper since paper'mica
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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i hope you find what you lost for me in him.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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i know you dont remember me, but i know you remember this shirt!
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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i know you see me
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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i know, you know you want me
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I love my Ex-girlfriend
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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i think i need to get drunk..
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i wish i was wearing your shirt
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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i wish this shirt was new
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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if there is no grass on the feild, then play in the dirt
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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if you bring the beer ill bring the burgers!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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if you kiss me ill kiss you back
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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If your lucky you just my be my future Ex-wife
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Ill fill you in later...
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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ill give you my shirt if you take off yours
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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ill have 2 cans of blow me
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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ill let you in..but its a little dark..
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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im dislekic
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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im a Hero..with tomatoes an mustard
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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im like looking into the sun
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Im looking for some action this summer
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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im taking Applications for "new girlfriend"
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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in America they speak American
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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in little leauge they call the dominator
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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in time this will be all yours!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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its one of those comic book wednsdays
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Allah, Stan Lee
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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just keppin it frogy!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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just kickin it!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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keep it mayor!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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leap frog me to heaven
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Let me know when you start to like my clothes
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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let me show you why the call me wookie!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Lets all go to the lobby and then sneek into an nother movie.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Lip 2 Lip
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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little details big idea
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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LIVE LIFE LIVING LIFE
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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look me in the eyes and tell me you dont find me attractive
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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look me up on facebook
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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mannabananan
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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mannamayor
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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my body is your canvas..
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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my clock is ticking
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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my girlfriend meows
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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my life in a nut shell...would be dark and cramped
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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my mom has this same shirt!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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my name is design
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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my other Honda is a Honda
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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my pants dont go with this shirt
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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My scout master gave me herpes
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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my sing language teacher hates the sound of my vioce
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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My souls in my sole
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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my T or yours
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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My uncle dated a cowboy
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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New verses for old curses
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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nice shoes wanna F***?
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Compulsive.. Compulsive
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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once a cheater. always playing alone
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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only bands are on my top 8.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Only liers lie
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Phamtastic
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Portland is a second rate Seattle
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Principals Principles
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Rockzor!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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run in place baby!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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salior moon will you marry me?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Seattle Samurai
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Seeing you read my shirt stresses me out!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Shoes Hoess Oessh Essho Sshoe Shoes
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Shoes, Comic books, Snowboarding, Painting, Cartoons, Me
of 45 votes, 0% like it
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sirts on..but where are my pants?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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someone just peed on you toilet set
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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someone told me heaven is getting full
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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somewhere, somehow, your going to get yours!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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stop. take all the time you need.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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submit everything in english please.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Super power: able to wear stupid text shirts.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Take a picture it lasts longer, When you put it on a shirt!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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take time to drink me in.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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talk volcon to me!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Tall, white, hairy, skinny, cute
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Tall, white, hairy, skinny, cute
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Tall, white, hairy, skinny, cute
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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the HULK SMASh'ed me lunch
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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The second coming: Jesus, this times for real
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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There is no crying in War craft!
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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theres a tickel Epidemic.. hehe!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt doesnt make me cool or popular, just warm
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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this shirt was made in an american sweat shop!
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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this was my idea for a shirt
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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this windmill blows my mind
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Thread this!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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tickel time!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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To do: 1. design a new myspace layout. 2keep secrets.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Tom jones sang at my 18th birthday party
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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trust me.. your perfect!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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under this hairy exterier is an hairier person dieing to get out
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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underneth this shirt..im naked
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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vagina-tarian
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Vote for Jesus for king of poland!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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we all need super powers
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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went to bed a girl woke up a lady
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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whose up for halo?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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why is your hair yelling at me?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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why yes i can fly, and no you cant come
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Witty enough for you?
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Work Harder not Smarter
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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you bettcha im going to gettch ya!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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you can hurt steel
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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You cant fake the funk
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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you fly ill buy!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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your hair is so angry!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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your the love of my life!
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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