Green is the way to go while alive.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Macho in pink
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Slow down. Learning to read.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Hand made palm oil, anyone?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Life's a struggle into tiny tees.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Life's a zoo. Animals, please. Anyone?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Life's a stage. I wish I could act.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Life's a holiday in the wrong place.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Life's a dream turned nightmare for real.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Life's good. Make it better.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Life's a charm only when you are noticed.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Love is blind with the lights off.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Life's a puzzle. Solved one, there's another.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Life's a feast not for dieters.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When life's a drag, loose some weight.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Life's a twitch when you can't scratch "the spot".
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Life's a journey you started out on your legs.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Life is beautiful while I'm asleep.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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me copy what you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My dog barks while I howl.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Wine is a raisin experience.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The life I wish for are in my dreams. Don't wake me.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Life is a test. Still alive? You passed.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Life is too short for advanced cooking.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Life is too short to cook fresh.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My past caught up with my present. No present for you this year.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You need a concussion to forgive everyone for everything.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Everyday is special when I am in charge.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Time heals everything but a broken clock.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Bad things come and go but the memory stays.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Give and receive: things that are not useful or beautiful.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Do the right thing. Keep left.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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There is something to look forward to when you have not made it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't fast forward your life away.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Being there don that.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Why hide what you seek?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If life is all about being fair, stay in the shade.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Mom's a tart and dad's in the can", the pineapple cried.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Mom's a tart and dad's in the can", the pineapple cried.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I bite, kiss and make-up.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Engaged to unite not kill!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Engaged to be united not kill!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I would love to live out my dreams, if I could remember them.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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To live out your dreams, wake up first.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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You can't have loved till you cried.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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The way to a man's heart stopped by diarrhea.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Love knows no boundaries. Stay away from my chick.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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It's drink and be merry; not married.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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About my cooking; someone died loving me.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The first dance can leave an imprint in the heart of toe.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The dish of the day is walking by you.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The way to a man's heart is blocked by bad food.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If you can read this, you are getting too up close and personal.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Find God virtually everywhere.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Don't end your search on the web. God is everywhere.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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It's not extinct till you miss it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am a walking Tee Vision.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Am getting your bang. Who's your stylist?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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SMS should make sense.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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A hot and steamy Mama? Being ironing?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Let's click and go separate ways.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Been there wrote that.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The past makes us what we are. The future aged us.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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SMS = Spelling Make Short?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I didn't give up. My goals changed.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The apple of my eye decayed.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Get that pest out of your life. Tell everyone he's hot.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Ironing killed love for cotton 100%.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The world's too polluted for prince in white to appear.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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You can't sweeten life . Add sugar and you can get diabetic.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I am so nice that cross words puzzle me.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I am into brick-à-brat. Stay away. I have bricks.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I wish I get things on count of "One, Two, Free!"
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Smile and the world will be wondering if you missed the news.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Give me freedom and don't tell me how to use it.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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"What is my amnesia about? I forgot."
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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What is amnesia about? I forgot.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Unwanted attention? Halitosis can save the day.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Katrina victims left high and dry twice over.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Smile. It's an international language.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Mortality rate down. Know me quick!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Am not short. Still growing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Going for a see sea holiday?
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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See God in dog. It's love is unconditional.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Be lame. Blame me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Spike my interest not my drinks.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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See tee in tree.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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The clearest idea: rest to be clear.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Wrinkles vs Dimples. The smile beats the frown hands down.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Steel is a steal. 100% recyclable.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Keep to the left is right in some countries.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Seeing positive in negative gets you an "F" in Science.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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The unexpected is not scary when you have plans for them.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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That stitch in time saved 9 left many out of fashion.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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A prayer's call: Please Response. Am Yours.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I would love you if I can find you.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I am a specky I<00>I with a big nose I U I and small lips
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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The truth is less painful when you laugh.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Relationships broken by inflation.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Tees with slogans help you to focus.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Be truthful to people who can tell the difference.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Don't eat your life away growing sideways.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Experience what life's about on seesaw.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I see. I saw. On seesaw.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Smoke with one hand. Second hand smoke kills.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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The toilet is not working if you are not flushed with ideas.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Ignorance is bliss did not work in school.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Only had food for thoughts. I'm hungry.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You can run on empty with love till inflation catches up.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Sniff sniff are acquired standards.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Teachers come in all shapes and sizes. Some are rods.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The rod does not hurt till it teaches.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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A transport fueled with laughter goes a long way.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Death cures all that is not evil.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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A playboy dates with "the ending" in mind.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I am smart. I wear only facts bearing tees.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Of kids, cats and all things sweet, I'll stick to Kit Kat.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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DON'T Mimic Incidents Not Decent! I do MIND!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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DON'T Mimic Incidents Not Decent! I do mind.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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DON'T Mimic Incidents Not Decent!
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Mummy's scream took the fun out of the jump in bed.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Slip show slip.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Your slip will show if you slip.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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If you are happy and you know it, clean all mess.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Breeding with love.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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It's expensive when the psychiatrist is pensive.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not stupid. I'm just unenlightened.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My dreams came true in my dreams.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Rock-a-by baby, to the beat of rock.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Where on web have you been?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Travel far and wide for vast knowledge and bills.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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A psychiatrist makes a living calling people names.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's OK to be what you are not as an actor.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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An active mind is a tired mind.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The road is long and winding without your glasses on.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The best place to iron things out is at the ironing board.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If you are happy and you know it say, "I do".
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I am older/younger than my tee size. (Delete where applicable)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Jack and Jill climb up the hill singing, "Rain, rain go away
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Little Miss Muppet splattered curds and whey killed big spider.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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"Ping!" Ideas dissipate. The light bulb's broken.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Don't leave the sourdough high and dry.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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My tee is anatomically correct.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't wear that. It's defensive.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stay clear. It takes two to quarrel.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Doctors code: Don't keep me pensive. It's expensive.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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(Not) Been There Done That (Virtually).
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I am into you till I am into you.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I am into brick-à-brat.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Don't blink. I am trying to wink at you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If oil and water don't mix, are they fighting in my body?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am hungry. My chopsticks don't click.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My tee size aged me.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Pillow fight notice. Time: Tonight Venue: Bedroom.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Breakfast epic. The fork and spoon flew off on the saucer.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Slogans got me creatively engaged!
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Stop shrinking tees. We are not growing smaller.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Stopping shrinking tees sizes. We are not growing smaller.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Bending hurts the back. Why bend on getting things done?
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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In food fight, you loose when your opponent is hungry.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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The bigger the dream the further you are from your goals.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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It's easier to make the possible impossible.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Speak in rhyme. I need inspirations.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Starry nights are not scary dark.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I am the wind beneath the pants.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I have great slogans. They are too long for tees.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I<00>I
I U I
=
This is how I look digitally.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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A frown exercises 72 muscles but a smile leaves less wrinkles.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Great nature art. Praise the lord or artist?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Too busy looking ahead. Too tired to enjoy what's on.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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You can't see the perfect here if you keep looking elsewhere.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Discovered treasure. Look elsewhere.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Pucker up on the streets of Hollywood for accidental bumps.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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It's OK to be gay and happy all year round in San Francisco.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Save the marriage institution. Ban rose tinted glasses.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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It's easy to fall in love with sunglasses on.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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There is no business like slow business.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You can't make me see red. Am color blind.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I am not green. I am a trained gardener.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I have a point. Hear me or I'll poke you.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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No, I don't have a hand in it. I have two!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Only artists can survive on non(?)sense.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Have not been there but done that virtually.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Don't add the puke to vomit.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Don't ask! It's not in my pocket.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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EGO: Everyone's got one.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Take my dreams and give me what I want.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Internet equation: have mouse can read.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Take the "F" off "FACTS" and you get a blockb
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Being "big on bike" has nothing to do with the backside
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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We believe. We are.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Good Luck (to me too).
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Let's vote us out of poverty.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Freedom is hard work without a leading hand.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Freedom is scary without guidance.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I peep but did not look.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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One can be as backward as forward does.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Can't find one when you need one.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I wish I could eversince I have wished I could.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I look DOOG in mirrors.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I AM 100% behind ME.
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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Enjoy rain. Sun on leave.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Be a GIANT with small footprints; carbonwise.
of 42 votes, 0% like it
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Don't support pickpockets. Ban pockets!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Am not slow. Tech's too fast.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Buy Bye, Love. Buy Bye.
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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Lead me not to diet, deliver me height, a man.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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Don't wait! Create.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I am SWEET. Just let ME be.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Stay GREEN! Go Read Every Eco Notes.
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Wake up or pack up. Urban heat taking over.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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A place in the sun for you. Coming soon with global warming.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Be courteous. You #$%^!!!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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You put the FAIRY TALE to this ENDING. I am straight.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Joy overided by "I told you so!"
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Life's a ROCK wheN we ROLL together.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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B2B? Break to buy.
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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Worn 2B s t r i p p e d
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Abstaining: It's an old fashioned fun.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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See "S W O R D" in hurtful "W O R D S"
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Last night came. You didn't.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Last night? Was a day dream.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Last night fright: Get the candles off my birthday cake!
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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H2O U? H elp O thers H elp U. Submit and Score at Threadless.
of 51 votes, 0% like it
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Backstabbed with S W O R D in W O R D S
of 51 votes, 0% like it
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Of sense and sensibility: You stink but I luv you senseless.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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What stinks? Betty Boop's Petty Poops
of 51 votes, 0% like it
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Confusion in love: CONned with a FUSION of lies.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Love me, love my Petty Poop.
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Love me, love my blogs.
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Love me, love my rituals. Ohm............
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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YSL? You So Lame.
of 52 votes, 0% like it
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DNYK? Don't Need Your Kind.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Mine My Mind 4 Gem of an Idea
of 51 votes, 0% like it
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Padded To Lift
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Adulterers vow: Till caught do us part.
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Struck, smothered, drowned. Talking about love at first sight.
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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My Petty Poop Stinks
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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I am a VIP (Visually Inspired Participant) at Threadless
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Shared his dreams got him a bed. The message? Dream on mate.
of 50 votes, 0% like it
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Feeling low? Grab pillow and bellow.
of 49 votes, 0% like it
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Slimmers' vow: Till fat do us part.
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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It has always been there...till you need it!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I am so I am
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Don't leave park without pet and poo poo!
of 61 votes, 0% like it
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S W O R D in angry words
of 63 votes, 0% like it
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Threadless but Threaded Everywhere
of 63 votes, 5% like it
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Threadless? Popular and threaded on Blogs!
of 62 votes, 2% like it
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