Dear Threadless:
If this shirt is reprinted, I will not hold you responsible for the nights I have cried because it is not available. Every tear will be forgotten, and I will love you forever. That's pretty persuasive, is it not? Hahaha, I am kidding about the crying of course, but I would still love you forever! Reprinting Sticks of Shame would make me extremely happy!

...pretty please?