If you're happy and you DON'T know it, you may need help.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Stop, Drop and Roll only works if you're not standing on a cliff.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I put my money where my mouth is and it tasted terrible.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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No one knows nepotism better than my cousin.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R: This spells disaster!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I have chosen to wear this shirt today!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I am inconspicuous!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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My favorite dinosaur is a thesaurus.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Thesaurus: The Educated Dinosaur
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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This shirt isn't ironic.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If you think my head is big, you should see my ego!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Killing two birds with one stone is just a matter of size ratio.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I literally exaggerate more than anyone else on the planet.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Putting your money where your mouth is tastes awful.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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DISATSER: This misspells disaster!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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FREE LOVE ("Love" is the name of my boyfriend in prison
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Whatever you do, DON'T think about zebras!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm winning the human race.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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As it turns out, moldy apples actually attract doctors.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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"Don'ts" for unhatched eggs: 1) Count. 2) Put in one ba
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ironically, this shirt has nothing to do with irony.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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My chest is down HERE.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Congrats! Your are the 1 millionth person to view this shirt!
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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China from is shirt this
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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What does that shirt say?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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My birthday suit is at the dry cleaners.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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-est > -er > -ish
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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big > small
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Reading this shirt just took up one (2.6 x 10^9)th of your life.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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DON'T READ THIS! (ah, crap)
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I am a level 4 humanoid.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I am not a doctor.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Save trees, eat plastic.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt to hide my farmer's tan.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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There's a fire in my pants and you're invited.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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My biggest fan requires an outlet.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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i before e except after c or in a lot of other words too
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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i after e (after c)
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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If you can read this, you speak English!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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If you can read this, I've lost my invisibility cloak.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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If I have an accent, I'm on vacation!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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