Anthropomorphic Homo Sapien
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Free Range Soylent Green
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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outre, fabulous and single
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Rich people live slightly in the future
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Easter was cancelled this year...they found the body
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Vampires...Suck
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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When life gives you lemons, steal other people's apples
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Zombies give me a headache
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Warning: clumsy person walking
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You're never fully dressed without a smile. :)
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Wanted: schrodinger's cat, Dead or Alive
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My hamster dances to hillbilly music. I made a webpage about it.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Horoscope: A scope you look into to watch horror films
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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In the year 2050, I'm retiring on the moon.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I constantly create band names from phrases heard in conversation
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit...but would it matter?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My boa constrictor has a crush on you.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Rome around Italy for a while, I'll eat in New Delhi
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Soul: Music for Ghosts.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Écouter Oops, excuse my French.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Intergalactic space corp's uniform
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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My Grandpa is cooler than your Grandpa
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Step aside because I can't see through you.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Positive and Negative infinity got married and gave birth to zero
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I took the red pill and now I know kung-fu
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The lol is on you.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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God updated the earth's operating system now temp. control is off
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is real, unless declared integer.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I know the question that answers 42
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My shadow is actually a time traveling ghost.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Can dolphins get dizzy? After 4 hours online, I found the answer.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hire me! I have skillz.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Senator Palin Killed my moose.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My name is waldo. (on a red and white striped shirt)
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Happy Zombie Jesus day! (Easter)
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I make sacrifices to the sugar gods daily.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Its a ratastrophe! (pictures of rats)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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98% Human
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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An unfinished sentence is
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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Fin de siècle
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Custard/dough = pie
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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These aren't the clothes you're looking for.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Life ÷ Milk + Time = Cereal Killer.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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