How do you organize a space party?
You planet!!!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Ziptember
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Im reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase fire at will
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Draw or die.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Never stand between the dog and the hydrant.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I hope life isn't a joke cuz I don't get it.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I only shoot guns that say "BANG".
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I only shoot guns with BANG flags!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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My soccer mom can beat up your hockey mom.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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this shirt is written in spanish when you're not looking
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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this shirt doesn't speak spanish when you're not looking
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I have to many characters for this tee
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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My novel will not fit on this tee
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I have to many characters for this box
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I was born in a power plant, so where are my powers? (glowing)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt has created a tangent universe, and must be destroyed.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Fact: The tooth fairy has a castle made entirely of calcium!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Fact: The tooth fairy has a castle made entirely of teeth!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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How manny slices can you cut in a pie into? 3.1415926535 89793...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Looking for cuddle buddy, will feed for compensation.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Love is a chemical reaction for those in need of a cuddle buddy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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No, I will only jump off a bridge if everyone else does too.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I have x-ray vision, excuse me if my expression is disgust.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My parents say I'm special, do they know I have telekinesis?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I only judge you when you aren't looking.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am smarter then I look; although, I don't look at a mirror much
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I thought everyone knew the recipe for pie, 3.1415926535 89793...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You go first, I'll fallow.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You should know I will do anything, well if you dare me too.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Just because I am beautiful doesn't mean you're ugly
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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trust me, I am not as strong as I look.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The tooth fairy came to my room lastnight and stole all my teeth.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I've never loved anything Like i love you, except jelly donuts!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I found the key to happiness, now where is the lock?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I found the key to happiness, now where is the key hole?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I had the key to happiness in my hands, and then it slipped away.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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life is like a box of chocolates, and a lot of cavities.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes I bite people.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Sometimes I feel like a vampire.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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It's my birthday!
(slurred speech)
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Pretty girls poop too!!!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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pretty girls don't poop.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I would be a lot more attracted to you if you had a mute button
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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time for a revolution!!!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I want to start a revolution.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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(front)Sippin the hateraide.
(back)Taste good.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Hateraide has 0 calories.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I know you wish you were wearing this shirt.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Anvil,
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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of 24 votes, 33% like it
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The first lady is sexy!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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December 21st, 2012 is the day i died.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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december 21st, 2012 is when i died.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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2012 here i come!!!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Can you tell me I'm pretty, and then laugh later?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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how am i suppose to breathe when your cutting down all the trees?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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looking for cuddle buddy.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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If u could be anywhere right now, I would be with you..
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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did I leave my socks in your room last night?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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smoetmies poelpe say I am not a vrey good spleler.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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time for a revolution?
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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(Front) Lets make love.
(back) I've got five minutes.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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asians are thee advanced race.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Love Homosapiens.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Hoodrat!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Be quiet, i want to be attracted to you for a few more minutes.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I am in the not so secret society of strait men.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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lesbians are born with a perfect sense of direction.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Why are you staring at my boobies?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna touch my wenus?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Age before beauty.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i like snozberries!!!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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dandraphiliac --->
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The toilet: where great ideas are born.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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supercalifragilisticexpialidociously pessimistic.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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I am an equal opportunist.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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