Robin Williams has hairy knuckles.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Once abashed to be a boy, I grew into a hairy young man.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I farted and some wetness came out.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I drive an ice cream trunk on Sundays.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'll have ketchup with a side of french fries.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'll have coffee with my sugar & cream.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I use my laptop when I'm on the toilet.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I was birthed from my mother.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I wear this shirt once a week. Today's the day!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I paid to be a walking billboard!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Once seen never to be seen again. My privates under flabs of fat
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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GROWL
i'm a tiger
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Nippy Cakes - to stick cupcakes to one's nipples
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt would be a lot cooler with a TIGER!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I wear diapers to bed.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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(logo goes here)
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I stick cupcakes on my nipples and call myself "Nippy Cakes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'll have a venti sugar and cream; leave room for coffee.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I know Ju-Jitz-Ew
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If I were a betting man I'd say you a nancy boy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Football! More like Floozyball. Amirite or what!?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I kill bugs with my feats.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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O' lordy lordy!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt needs a tiger on it
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Let me fart on your face and call you fart face
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My barber is named "Mom."
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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M.U.M.
magical unicorn man
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My mom let's me wear her makeup if I'm feeling pretty
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I stick cupcakes to my nipples and call myself Nippy Cakes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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my mommy cuts my hair
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I kill bugs with my feets.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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TOATS-MA-GOATS
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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ill poop on the floor and pick it up and shove it in your face
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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magical unicorn man
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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put a fork in me I'm done...eat me
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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put cheese on my meat
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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i'll have ketchup with a side of fries
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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toats ma goats
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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my Mom cuts my hair
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Cats outta the bag!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt won me $500!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I wear this shirt to cover my boobies
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I sit when I pee.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My cat rubs on me.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Me shirt does the talkin'
I do the walkin'
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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