My underwear feature an inane comment as well.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Hey kids, don't do drugs. Let them do you instead.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I've got ass goblins.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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This is your baby.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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<sarcasm>You guys are so cool!</sarcasm>
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Cowardice is a sign of intelligence.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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A spoonful of sugar makes everything taste like sugar.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Really, I'm 18.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I am one of the many.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Big Fish. Little Pond.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Will think for money.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Have you seen that movie with that guy?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Grunt twice for no.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Grunt once for yes.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm jealous of my avatar.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Are homosexuals still a minority?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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If it hurts when you do that, learn to savour the pain.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this, someone stole my car.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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You can call me Peggy.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Lemony Fresh
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I wrote this song about you.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Your mom's a good cook.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Bitter & Twisted
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Insolent since birth.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not fat, I'm well insulated.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I came. I saw. I sucked.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I get angry at stupid people.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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This isn't written in braille, I'm just cold.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean that you're not ugly.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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What? I wasn't supposed to eat that?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My mom has big boobs too.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I have a BFA. I've been trained to be pretentious.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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They know you're staring at them.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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My other t-shirt's a ... wait, I don't have another t-shirt.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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