Need an Ark?
I Noah guy.
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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whistling underwater is illegal.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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If you say Gullible enough it sounds like Strawberries.
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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People Are Made of Naked.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I use my Cellphone as a Telephone.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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no problem
noblem
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I don't swim in Mainstreams, I travel
in Undergrounds.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If your brain had pockets it would be filled with thoughts.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm old school like nap time in kindergarden.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Don't tell anyone, but under these clothes I'm naked.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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If you reading this shirt, you should spit shine my shoes.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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After I get off a treadmill I feel like I'm still running.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Think of the military as an armed frat house.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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If earth was a boat, then I'd like to keep sailing.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Saving Earth is a pretty good cause, why not fight for it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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999
Ha! I Beat your Evil
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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We go together like Pizza and Milk.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My friends asked me to jump off a bridge. I did with a parachute.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is so Cliche'.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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How did I beat you at tic-tac-toe?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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GAME OVER
(simple way of saying you suck)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You wanna be a celebrity? Then Touch My Shirt.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Kickin' it old school since Kindergarden.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Reserved For Me Only.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I Come With My Own Background Music.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Words form in the wrinkles of my shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Cloud 10 Says: What's so cool about cloud 9?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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(Saturday)
Sat UR Day away
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Stop Nuclear Wars and Make Nuclear Familes
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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GUESS WHAT! I was born on my birthday!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Superstitions are the number one cause of OCD
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I'm too lazy to speak....Hi.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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You looked way better when I had vodka in my system.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I'm blue. T_T
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I AM CREATIVITY
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Speed and Strength are standard, but defense is optional.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Idiots. Money DOES grow off trees.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Magic > Science
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Isn't everything in the ocean...technically a sea monster??
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Thank you very much for not making any sense.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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