This T-shirt is anti X-ray vision
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't be so sure that I don't have an X-ray vision.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I had an X-ray vision...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Pretend that
you are working.
Surf the net.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Made with
100% pure and unadulterated love
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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If only opinions can be converted to cash...
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Let's burn time. -pyromaniac
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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After reading this, you'll think about me...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Open 24 hours.
-insomniac
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I left my straight jacket somewhere...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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All nice and free from medication
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Watch your food when I'm around...
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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You don't combine Christmas holiday and diet in one sentence.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Trust me, you don't always want positive results.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If you can eat my cooking, you can eat anything.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Thank you for giving me your 3 seconds
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Vampires eat vegetables too
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Now you see me.
Now you don't...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You can't be abrupt without being sudden
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Who needs to chew food if you have a blender.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Keep an eye to your belongings
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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My imaginary friend wants to date you
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Your secret is safe with me even with my imaginary friend.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Your mom is wrong, it is okay to talk to strangers
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Castle owner
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I don't like to walk, so give me a ride
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Don't complain. I got this shirt as a birthday present.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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No tricks here.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I can make your food disappear
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I fondle the mouse 12 hours a day
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Focus, focus...
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Three and then some
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Food attacker
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Don't leave me with your food
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Blond beards grow quicker than dark beards
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Sushis are edible sculptures
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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There are more than 70,000 words in the English dictionary
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Grraaar!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Super Special
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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What a terrible handwriting
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Tissue Monster
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Not suitable for young audience
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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It's not always about the height
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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For adults only
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Perishable goods. Do not delay.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I have my own rules
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You look better at night
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I can't lie!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Hush. I get the message.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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It's okay to talk to me.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Future dancer.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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What you see is just an illusion.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Do not touch hot surface.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Available for subscription
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Stockholder
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I only sing in the shower
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Do not fear. I'm really nice.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I need some lovin'. Give me food.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I can talk and chew at the same time. Try feeding me.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If you don't like my shirt, buy me a new one.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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