Laptops make my lap hot
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I was a Michael Jackson fan before June 25, 2009
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I don't talk; I Tweet.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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It's always when you least expe--BOO!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I wonder how many Twitter Followers Jesus would have
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm really a zombie with a whole lot of plastic surgery
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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The Economic Crisis: Just another way of saying 'You're Fired'
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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*front* Want to know the meaning of life?
*back* It ends.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I was a dork before it was cool
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I was a nerd before it was cool
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Has anyone ever died from LMAO?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Do psychics know why people don't see them anymore?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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There's no use in whispering. I can hear your thoughts!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I survived 2000
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's 2010, we should've been robots by now.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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MyTweetBook
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You don't climb trees?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Never trust a robot
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Summer Student is North American for Cheap Labour
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Lyke Oh Em GRR!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Names are just another way of saying "Hey you!"
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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You're the reason why everyone is going to hell.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I'm the reason why everyone is going to hell.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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When I grow up, I'm going to be old.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Jesus wouldn't approve of my music
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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When am I ever going two kneed two yous Inglish in my life?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Cartoons taught me that ACME TNT is the answer for everything
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Good Karma 25¢
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt keeps me from being naked.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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When you were my age, dinosaurs walked the earth.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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My #1 goal in life is to get a life.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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If you stare hard enough, you'll see a flying fist come at you
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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War should die
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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While your eyes are focused on my shirt; mines are on yours.
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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#1 cause of death in 2010: Gas Prices
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Money DOES grow on trees. IT'S PAPER!
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Crack the Code: $#1+
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Yes, this is my natural hair colour.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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I think Britney Spears was hotter when she was bald and psychotic
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Because of Spider-Man, I wanted spiders to bite me.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Why does the alphabet have C K Q when they make the same sound?
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I refuse to dress a certain way to fit into a certain crowd.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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It's not just the faces. Love a band for the music.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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This shirt is so organic, you can almost eat it.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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When I GORE up, I want to be a ZOMBIE.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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