I vow to stop procrastinating eventually
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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License to snuggle
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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License to hug
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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License to authorize licenses
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Take a vacation from life. It'll be there when you get back
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Make change. One penny at a time.
of 19 votes, 58% like it
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your 2 cents...!!? that was at least a dollar
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Lower your expectations and you'll find that I exceed them
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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License to wuv
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Settle for mediocrity...at least its hard to say
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Settle for mediocre, at least it sounds difficult
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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If you couldn't already see it in my face...I'M HAPPY!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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It's not Pink. It's Fuchsia [on a Fuchsia shirt]
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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A penny for your thoughts? I'm working up to my two cents
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Forgive, forget, unknowingly repeat
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Look before you leap, just cover your eyes for the plunge
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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My voice of reason is almost finished learning english
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm sorry, but it's just too late to apologize
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I think I added too much sunshine to my recipe for disaster.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Got an appetite for destruction? I have the recipe for disaster.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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My appetite for destruction left me with explosive diarrhea
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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My appetite for destruction gave me explosive diarrhea
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Illiteracy is totally misread
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I move at 60 seconds a minute
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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Skinny jeans aren't for skinny people
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If found don't return to owner
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Scores don't matter here. You can count on it.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Life's a traffic jam, but I'm on a motor bike
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Breakfast, my favorite meal of the morning
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Life's a traffic jam. I'm on a motor bike
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Puns - can't live without (w)it
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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In hindsight, I wish I considered it in foresight
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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A stranger is never a stranger if you know 911
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Strangers always turn into friends if you know 911
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Designated operator of the remote control
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I wear my time machine around my wrist. I use it to tell time
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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This isn't my poker face, I just don't know how to play
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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If you can't read between the lines, at least color inside them
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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My magic spells...magic
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I played the hand I was dealt but wasn't called on when I raised
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The revolution will not be televised until tonight's news
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The monster under my bed hides from the zombie in my closet
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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big
l
l
l
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of 15 votes, 13% like it
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chew on this a lot
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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a penny for you thoughts....50000 for this shirt
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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she's a butterface
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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nice body or nice face.....?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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this slogan will win me the money
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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sanpi means 3way in japanese
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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ba...ong
bong
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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lick my pen is baby
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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suck my dik
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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drop it like a hot potato
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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mmm....doughnuts
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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i love the other word for cats...mmm
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i love kitties...haha
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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yo mama likes it
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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drop it like it\'s kinda hot
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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fish isn't meat.....right?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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fish isn't meat, right?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My brain power put my wisdom in a headlock
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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The monster under my bed forgot to tuck me in
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I don't have a sense of humor...but I can tickle!
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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This shirt is for me to read [written backwards]
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Life's rough- sand it at the beach
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wanted space to breathe, not breathe in space
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Read my lips, not this shirt
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I choose to be this size
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Snuggle-friendly
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I took the road less traveled and found a dead end.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Now imagine my other shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The voice in my head just took an oath of silence
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A gamer can't life that life forever...got a quarter?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I take it one step at a time, like a carpenter, building stairs
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I took the road less traveled and got a flat
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The longer you hold your breath the more this shirt changes color
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Cheat codes are for noobs!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The voice in my head speaks sign language
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If time is money, I'd like a refund
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Trust me, I can be pretty deceptive
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I always felt like I was drowning, until i found your friend-ship
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I finally found the cheat code to life, my credit card number
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I only applaud sarcastically...clap...clap......clap
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Don't let the word muncher munch these words!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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This is invisible ink...until you tell someone else about it
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My glasses are my HD sets
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My eyes give the best quality I've ever seen
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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If life is a game, where is the reset button?
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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This is a text message. Do not call me after reading this
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I've been studying medieval history to find the triforce
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Don't worry about the background music it's complimentary with me
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I was head over heels but realized that's how I always am
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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F-Bombs are meant to explode
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My genie wouldn't come because I rubbed his lamp the wrong way
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I traded my halo for one of sonic's rings
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I'm supernatural because I'm often extremely normal
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This is just my natural glow
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My genie wouldn't come because I rubbed him the wrong way
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Life's a game and I think my controller is broken
of 19 votes, 63% like it
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Don't test me!...I would fail
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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My president is Black, and yours is too
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I tried playing beer pong, but couldn't find the controller
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I took a poop, when I really wish I left it
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I drank some punch, but surprisingly it had some kick instead
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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When someone dared me to be different, I chose truth
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I ate some chicken and now I feel yellow inside
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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No, I'm not sarcastic. Silly.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm shy...SOMETIMES
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'M VERY SUBTLE!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If I gave a mouse a cookie, what will he do for me?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My innuendo is so subtle you can't even see it
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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The Nigerian prince e-mailed ME to help recover his country
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Let's piece the puzzle of peace please
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm extremely sarcastic
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Look here. Read this. Good boy.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I was the one out of millions to reach the egg
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Awwwkwaaardd...
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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While you're in limbo I raise the bar up
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Time is money, so how far back will $5 take me?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I think, therefore I am a dinosaur
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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He who fights and runs away lives to run another day
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Great minds think alike...so are you giving me money or what?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Don't cry over spilt milk, just maybe spilt beer
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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A man's home is his castle, but my wife is the emperor
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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When life gives you lemons, ask for cookies instead
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I used to think different, until everyone else did too
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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This used to be original, until someone else bought this shirt
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I freed my genie on my first wish
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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7 balls and a dragon for your wish or 2 and a dragon for mine
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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In my day, we did it with rare candies.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Call me a hypocrite. I fight for peace.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I drink Hi-C so I can pack a punch
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a hypocrite. I fight for peace.
of 7 votes, 71% like it
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Call him CoCo
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You're the best I wish I had.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I knew you would read this shirt!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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...yahoo
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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