Oh threadless, please stop printing white or natural shirts. I do like your shirts, I do. I have several. I have several including a white one. The white one 'Happiness' makes me oh so happy. But Threadless they're white. White shirts come in plastic bags packeaged with 5 others just like it. Colored shirts are a different all together. But white, I just can't do it.

And don't bull shit me with Natural. All my white shirts are natural.. eventually. Whether it starts that color or earns it, it doesn't matter, it's still a white shirt.

Your $10 sales come, and go, and still I love them. But it's just a white shirt. I use white shirts to clean my car windows, or quickly plott a spilt beer. Please, I'm eager to be nude no more, so more. No more white prints. At least for a little while.