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13,454 submitted slogans
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420 was a cop code, now its a lifestyle
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420 was a number, now its a symbol
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69% is not a number, it`s a lifestyle
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ADD is a good excuse to go wild.
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ADD is not disability, its lifestyle
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All in.
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Are they real? Squeeze em` to find out..
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Asian Lion: 103-105 day gestation period
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Athiests love God too!!!
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backstreet fizzled out like a fart
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Bedwetter
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Being a Designer isnt a status its a job
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Blue Balls is not an urban legend
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boybands are for the hearing impaired
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Celebrating13,454submittedslogans
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Cockblocker
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condoms are for loosers
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condoms are overrated
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Deadbeat Daddy: planting seeds near you
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Design Slave
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Directions: 1.unzip 2.pull out 3.stroke
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Dirty sanchez =hershey squirts on chest
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Dirty women should grab my crotch
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don`t put that there, put it here.
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Drama Queen
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DRUG FREE on the weekdays.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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DUI`s suck
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Ebonics University
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Ebonics University Graduate
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emo is a stupid name for modern rock
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Everyone is a DJ
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fifteen will get you twenty.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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free mustache rides, take a number
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Fresh out of the womb...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Future Goals: Take over Iraq for oil
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Gamer? Let`s play spank the monkey....
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Gangbangers dont use guns.....or condoms
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Giving babies to future mothers
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Graduated college with weedology degree
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Harvard said my 26 on the sat wasnt good
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Have seepage? See a doctor.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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heroin does not equal hero...
of 150 votes, 10% like it
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Hey Redneck! Yea you with the rebel flag
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Hit her in the sh***er
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Hoe= garden tool
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Hold'em or Fold'em
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I always use a crypt sheet.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I am a baby making factory
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I am a designer and I am cooler than you
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I am a devoute Non practicing catholic
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am a DUI waiting to happen
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I am a kitty conesouer..can i pet yours?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am a male without morals
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am a proud self satisfier
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I am materialistic
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I am not from Idaho. I am from the womb.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I am out of ideas...for t-shirts
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I AM REALITY T.V.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I am the jam in your jelly roll
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I am too cheap to buy condoms
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I AM XXX RATED...any questions?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I am your daddy
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I bang my friends sisters.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I banged your mom
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I became a biologist to grow better pot
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I BREAK FOR DESPERATE WIVES.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I break wind for money
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I breed breeders.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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i breed losers
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I breed winners
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I buy what everyone has, bc Im original
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I cheated my way through college
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I cheated my way through highschool
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I date women who have Hugantic hooters
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I date women who live in trailers.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I date women who provide a valid I.D.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Design porno mags
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I dig chicks with no morals.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I dont charge for that
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I dont like you because you are you.
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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I don`t condone protection
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I don`t wanna be like Mike
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I drink whiskey straight
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I fought the bong and the bong won
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I gave your sister a mushroom tatoo
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I get paid for lots of things
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I give free breast exams
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I got a 36 on my ACT, or was that SAT?
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I got a 36 on my act.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I got high w the commander and chief
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I got paid $100 to create this slogan.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I graduated bc my teachers were paid off
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I hate stuck up women..but ill bang em
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I hate you.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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I have no inhibitions.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I just fired santa
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I just fired the easter bunny
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I just fired the toothfairy
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I just made yellow snow
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I just peed on your mom and she liked it
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I licked your moms ovaries.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I lie to get chicks
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I like to be tied up.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I like unprotected sex
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I like you because your mom is hot.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I love to make creampies
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I make babies for free.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I need a time portal to go to the 60`s
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I only date pornstars...bc of their I.Q.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I only go down on women who wash
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I only take a bath once a week
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I posted naked pics of ur mom on the net
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I practice kama sutra
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I ran over the Easter Bunny
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I rocked your world, then kicked you out
of 94 votes, 10% like it
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I see why your dad married your mom
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I smoke bongs, not poles.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I stole y0ur teeth from the Toothfairy
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I submit quotes like this.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I support contraban
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I think its cool when dogs lick themslvs
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I uploaded naked pictures of your sister
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I voted for the alcoholic
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I was engaged, but she didnt swallow
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I was just youthanized
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I was robbed by Billy bob Gates
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I wont give you this shirt off my back
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Santa. Wanna be my helper?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If it`s dripping like a faucet, see a Dr
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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If Jesus were hitchiking, I wouldnt help
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Im B.Gates` illegitamate child
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Im going to see if suicide leads to hell
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Im open 24-7
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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In your case, size matters.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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infected
of 95 votes, 9% like it
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It stinks in here, bc I`m the shat.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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It was consexual.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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italians know how to work it
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Its 4:35 turn clock back 15 min & re
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Its not your looks...you just too fat
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Ive got rabbies, bc your gf bites
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I`ll take you home if you spit
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I`m a lush.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I`m an alien...Can i probe you?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I`m gonna come unglued
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I`m looking to date a pornstar
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I`m ok with a shotgun wedding
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Jesus has a bloodline. Mary was pounded.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Juggle me but, Don`t dress like a clown
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Laying your daughters pipe since 77'
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Lets have a baby making party
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Lets knock boots
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Let`s have a baby making party!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Locked, cocked and ready to rock!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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M. Thatcher is one sexy lady
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Making babies with future mothers
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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May I pet your Kitty?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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May I pet your pussy?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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May I rest my balls on your rack?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Metro Sexual
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Michael, peter pan didn`t get convicted.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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mmm...furburger....
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Monica L. is my mom
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Monica played with mine too!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Morals: I only sleep with famous people
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My country is infected with Rednecks
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My daddy bought me these!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My friend`s mom is a milf
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My license plate # is "IFORGOT"
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My parents got drunk, an then i was born
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My slogan is better than yours.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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NewSchoolers are wanna bees.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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No one wants to here your stupid story
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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No strings attatched means no commitment
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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No, no, not biologist.....Bongologist
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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NO. DONT. STOP.
of 101 votes, 10% like it
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On christmas, I hooked up w ms. claus
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Oprah arrstd:police found 10lbs of crack
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Phone solicitor
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Please excuse me. I need to poop.
of 111 votes, 10% like it
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of 80 votes, 11% like it
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Pole smoker
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Pornstars have morals too!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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pregnant? you must have missed sex ed
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Product of a broken condem
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Push my buttons without touching.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Put head here.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Red Rover, Red Rover, send your mom...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Redneck if, your mom is your sister
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Rednecks don`t wear shoes
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Rednecks sleep with the sisters too.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Rednecks sleep with their brothers too
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Rednecks sleep with their cousins too.
of 112 votes, 10% like it
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Rednecks use the words: reckon & ain
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Remember? we did a 3some on new years?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Rock. Rap. Opera. Country. thats it.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Santa really like bad boys and girls
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Santa stole my innocence
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Save trees: Wipe w lft hand: eat w rt
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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self portrait.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Selling grandmas sex toys
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Seriously, michael is innocent
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Seriously...who names their baby Apple?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Sex & driving isnt a crime, its tale
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Sexy M.F.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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she line danced her way out of my bed
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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shoot here
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Single and taking applications
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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smoke more, think less
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Smoking dope leads to carpentry
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Smoking kills: I smoke with the rt lung
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Smoking kills: Thats why I have 2 lungs
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Stereo type: all asians know karate
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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stereotype:rednecks have all their teeth
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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strip search me before u incarcerate me
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Take Advantage of me
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Taz tatoos are for rednecks....
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Thank the police for 4:20
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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The Easterbunny is not real
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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The G-spot isnt on the outside
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The Internet: Porn at your fingertips
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The Toothfairy is not real.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Theres a reason its called HIGH school..
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt defines dirty laundry
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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To obtain milk, squeeze here
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Today I failed. Tommorrow I'll succeede
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Ummm...yeah...your mom wears thongs
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Unplugged doesnt always mean unplugged
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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virus
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Wanna know why they call me the donkey?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Warning: Daughter Impregnator
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Wash first, then I`ll eat
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Washing properly since 1978
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Watersports arent in the olympics
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Watersports doesnt include water polo
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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when hubby is away, I`ll help you out
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Where is the God disk when you need it?
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Will impregnate for food
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Yes I am from Tennessee
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You are a DJ in your own mind
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You are a surreal looser
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You are not as cool as I am
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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You are the friend who sucks
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You have reached the end of the internet
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You lack everything except stupidity.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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you lite my torch I'll weld your gap
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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You need to have your taz tat removed
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You should have been named scat.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your daughter calls me daddy
of 107 votes, 12% like it
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Your mom blows. Seriously..like a vacuum
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Your mom is dirty
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your slogan sucks
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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