So I don't think I'm cut out for the 365 slogan grind, it seems in an effort to bang out a slogan every day brings out a lack of creativity (see Jan 24 :] ) so I'm just going to update the blog a few times a week with slogans that are really worthwhile!

July 10 (of the next year! Its been a while :])
- Dubstep is so clumsy. It keeps dropping the bass!

May 5:
-The Global Climate Confuses Me. I'd Have To Warm Up To It.
-I'm Throwing A Cocktail Party, Molotov Style.

Apr. 20:
-I Made It To Second Base! ...On An Error

Apr. 17:
-If Nobody Is Perfect, Call Me Nobody!

Apr. 16:
-If You Feel Like A Nobody, Relax; Nobody's Perfect!

Mar. 14:
-Fight Apathy! Or, Don't.

Feb. 26:
-Cow Milk Is For Cow Babies.

Feb. 25:
-I'll Be Honest With You, I'm Pretty Freakin' Awesome.

Feb. 22:
-Slow And Steady Only Wins A Boring Race.

Feb 14:
-iDo Not Want.

Feb 11:
-Home Is Where My Bed Is
-Threadless: Naked's Nemesis Since 2000.
-I'm Free; Between Air And A Hard Place.

Feb 3:
-Playing Hangman Costs an Arm and a Leg. And a Body. And a Head.

Feb 2:
-In Space, No One Can Hear You Complain.
-I AM The Sequel!
-Confidence Is Subjective.

Jan 27:
-Funs Aren't Punny!

Jan 26:
-Rock. Now Roll.
-Where Did My Marbles Go?

Jan 25:

Jan 24:
-Hmm, Seems Like I've Derailed.
-It Seems to Me I've Been Derailed!

Jan 23:

Jan 22:
-You've Found the Holy Grail

Jan 21:
-I'm a Fan of the Opposite Sex

Jan 20:
-Headbanging: Easily The Most Optimistic Way To Live Life.
-Headbangers Always Say Yes

Jan 19:
-I'll Stick With The Original.
-What Will She Say Next?

Jan 18:
-Astronaut, Firefighter, President, Athlete, Super Hero; FOR HIRE

Jan 17:
-I Still Play On Easy.

Jan 16:
-I Don't Give In To Peer Pressure (words inside of a wagon w/band)

Jan 15:
-"All That Witch Cares About Is Her Brew"

Jan 14:
-"Baked, Not Fried."

Jan 13:
-Self-Proclaimed Super Hero

Jan 12:
-A Real Play On Words Would Be Boring
-A Play On Words Would Be Boring.

Jan 11:
-Smoking Leads People (to an) Ash-Tray
-Live Your Life Sunny-Side Up!/Live Life Sunny Side Up!
-I Demand A Discount!
-Chickenpox = Bad. Oatmeal Baths = Sweet!
-What's Your Passion? Mine's Fruit!
-Jolly Good Show, Old Bean!

Jan 10:
-Beardedness is next to Godliness

Jan 9:
-I Got a Free Printer When I Bought this Shirt!

Jan 8:
-Placebo Only Works on People Who are not Allergic to Sugar
-I Bust Out Hot Dance Moves from Time to Time. Just Keep Watching.
-Bacon is My Middle Name
-Since You Didn't Notice; No Harm, No Foul!
-My Major is Better than Yours

Jan 7:
-I wear this so you can remember me as guy with the funny shirt
-Aliens Abducted Me and Gave Me Lessons on Being Awesome
-This Shirt is a Brace Preventing My Ribcage from Busting Out

Jan 6:
-Few Succeed, Many Fail, Everyone Cheers.
-Man On A Mission
-Woman On A Mission

Jan 5:
-Rainbows are Happy, Reading is Not.
-If Tall Buildings are Skyscrapers, What are Airplanes?

Jan 4:
-Maintain Your Place on the Food Chain! Eat Meat!

Jan 3:
-I Said It Once And I'll Say it Again, Once.
-TRY ME! (on for size)

Jan 2:
-Air Guitar Is Now Obsolete

Jan 1 :
-The Next Thing I Say Will Be Extremely Inventive, Witty, and Bold
-I've Been Where The Wild Things Are