πr^not squared... πr^round.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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<b>PERSON<b>
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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"Squares are too easy, Rubik. Make a cube!"
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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"Why do you want to kill me?" - The Batman
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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(big bold letters) AMEROCROMBOLLISTER
& FEAGLE
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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(glow ink) An albino would love it in here!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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(Greek letters eta [H] Sigma [looks like E] psi [loooks like Y])
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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(pair of eyes) STARING CONTEST!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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(Pi)r^not squared... (Pi)r^round.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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(place hug here)
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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(Regular ink) What secret treasure? (Glow ink) follow me...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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(regular ink)Looks like a (UV ink) SUNNY(regular ink) day to me.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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(Regular ink)The sun brings out my (UV ink) TRUE COLORS.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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(silver foil ink)
This is mah bling shirt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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(silver foil) BEHOLD! The power of the SUN!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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(UV) You won't like me when it's sunny...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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...Oooooh! "Not-cho' cheese"!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .00000001¢. Rack'em up.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .0001¢ 100¢ = $1 1 mil. brownie pts.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .0001¢ 100¢ = $1 1 mil. brownie pts. =
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .0001¢ 100¢ = $1 1 mil. brownie pts. =
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .0001¢ 100¢ = $1 1 mil. brownie pts. ar
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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1 brownie pt. = .0001¢ 100¢ = $1 1 mil. brownie pts.$1
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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11th commandment: thou shalt not get caught.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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19 yrs. in the "Out of Your" League. You?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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1brownie pt. = .0001¢; 100¢ = $1; so 1,000,000 brownie
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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1brownie pt. = .0001¢; 100¢ = $1; so 1,000,000 brownie
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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1brownie pt. = .0001¢; 100¢ = $1; so 1,000,000 brownie
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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1st place in the competition for humility
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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47.6% of written statistics are just made up.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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8th world wonder
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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A bullet is the fastest way to a man's heart.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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A c-note for your thoughts would still bring poverty.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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A drowning man will clutch at a straw, and drink his way out.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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A knife is the fastest way to a man's heart.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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A match can't box, but a tin can.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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A paradox: palindrome.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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A steak-out actually sounds pretty good right now...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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A sweater vest would keep me warm, but only right here.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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A truly good laugh is as effective as rowing.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Aaaagh! MEDIC!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Actually, tigers change their stripes all the time.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Actually... "text" can be a verb...
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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ADD has a special place in my brain.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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ADHD: A good reason to take pills.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Air pressure is heavier than peer pressure.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Air pressure is heavier than peer pressure. 15 lbs/sq.in heavier.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Air pressure: 15lbs./in^2
Peer pressure: 99999.99lbs/in^2
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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All of my friends go away when people talk to me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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An albino would (UV ink) not (regular ink) be comfortable here.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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An albino would (UV ink) not be okay here.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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An apple a day is a lot of carbs.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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An eye for an eye is a fair trade, actually.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Attention Deficit Distraction Horse Monkey Whoohoo.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Aw, I lost the game!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Aw, Q_Q moar.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Aw, Q_Q.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Aw, your epidermis is showing...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Aw... Can't think of anything...
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Awww... this is the spot we met! (on back) And where I left you.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Bad things happen to good people who do bad things.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Bad things happen to... people.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bandwidth: how many people are in your musical group.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Be yourself! That's what's REALLY cool.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Beep Boop Baap. I am a robot sheep.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Beer is not an acquired taste. It's just gross.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Before you beat me up, let me talk you down.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Being apathetic doesn't really matter to me.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Big girls cry the most.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Big hands.
Big feet.
Big...chance I'm a basketball player.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Bill of Rights. First page. Line one.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Bird Crap: Not God eating an icecream sandwich. At all.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Book smarts should be the same as street smarts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Boop Baap Beep. I'm a rhyming robot sheep.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Bowlers can do it 10 times. Consecutively.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Bowlers can do it ten times. Consecutively.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Braces: Arming pre-teens to the teeth.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Brain dam amage
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Brownie points are worth a lot in the brownie bank.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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BueNO!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Bush can't read this. Or anything else. Cheyney did.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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By biblical standards, the chicken came first.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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By the time you finish reading this, tell me what it says.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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C was lazy, O took it all the way. Q is an over achiever.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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C++: Almost 80%.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Can I crash at your place tonight? Don't worry, I'm covered.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Caution: Letting my creative juices flow. Watch your feet.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Chemistry is COOH-.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Chemistry Ra W K S.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Chemistry Radium Tungsten Potassium Sulfur (RaWKS)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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China is way too brittle. Use plastic.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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China sucks. I prefer glass.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Chinese people can't do this: FREEDOM
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Chinese people can't read this.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Chuck Norris wrote all the Chuck Norris jokes first.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Clouds are kinda' redundant. Unless its shaped like that one.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Completionism was once
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Country Math:
Dog + Ex Wife + Geet-tar = Music
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Country Math:
Dog + Ex Wife + Guitar = Music
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Dandelions don't live up to their name.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Did you remember the eggs?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Disclaimer: Prone to martially artistic seizures.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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DO NOT EAT CONTENTS
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Do you have OCD? BDCGEHIJA
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Does Abaraham pay child support for all of us?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Does this count as a question?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Dogs aren't shark bait.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be ashamed. Just commit harikiri.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Don't cry for me, you'll dehydrate.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Don't cry over spilt milk. Commit harikiri.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Don't do this. This is awkward. No, go read a book or something!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't drop the soap, or it'll slip around everywhere.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't drop the soap... it's slippery and hard to pick back up.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't embarrass yourself. Embarrass that guy.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Don't give anyone the time of day. Use your nights and weekends.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Don't let hate mail get to you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't stop rockin'. I'm on a roll!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't throw your dreams away! Recycle them!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Don't worry about the future. Leave that to Timecop.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Dreams don't ever make sense, like the one with the moose.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Dude, that's not popular, yet.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Dude, your phone is off the hook
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Enjoyable in small doses.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Evasive like soap
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Existentialism ruins the surprise.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Existentialism: have you thought about it?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Existentialism: spoilers for life.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Existentialism: we're all gunna' die.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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F1! F1! Someone F1!!
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Facebook is: what are you doing right now?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Failiure is success in opposite world
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Fight stupid. Don't be an idiot.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Flash mob?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Follow me to the internet
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Follow me to the skatepark
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Fonts with serifs should all be deleted.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Foreign people can't read this
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Frowning takes 42 muscles. You have to TRY to be sad.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Fun Fact: There are none.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Fur isn't murder. It's a natural coat, anyways.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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future ex boyfriend
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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G-e-o-f-f : Worst spelling of the name "Jeff" ever.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Geeks w/ @itude.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Get off my back! My shoulders are way stronger!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Gimme a kiss! With almonds!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Good thing you're not lookin' at my finger...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Good things happen to okay people.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Got more threads than an internet blog, yo.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Guitars fret.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Guitars just keep getting played, man.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Guitars worry. They fret.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Gun control: gunplay +5 pts.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Gunshow tickets: SOLD OUT
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Hah! I made you read.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Headbutting levetating blocks often scores you some money
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Help, my mind's got control of my body!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Here comes to choo choooooo! Hey, angels!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Here's my number: (101) 743 1337
(lol, the leet)
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Hey! COGNITIVELY PROCESS RAPIDLY! (think fast)
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Hey, good to see you!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hey, let's start a flash mob!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, read this outloud! Too late.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Hey, six, what's up with seven? And where the heck is nine!?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hey, you smell that?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Hi. I'm the hitman.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Hold that thought! Kill it! Hurry!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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HONK FOR AIR POLLUTION!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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HONK FOR CLEAN AIR
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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HONK FOR NOISE
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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HONK FOR SILENCE
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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How can I make geometry even more unbearable? - Rubik
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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How many times have you read this?
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I absolutely can't STAND when you kick my knees out.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I agreed to the "legal terms", so now where are the ill
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I agreed to the "Legal Terms". Now show me the illegal
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I always agree to the illegal terms.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I always eat a star before each football game.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I am enrolled in Illusionism 101. This is the mid term.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I am enrolled in The Force 1A. You should see the mid term.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am going to miss you.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I am Jack's sadistic doctor.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I am really stupid. And this is my brother's shirt.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I am really stupid. And this is my friend's shirt.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I beat SID. But then, there's always SAD...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I blew that popsicle stand, so I made a lemonade stand.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I called the waambulance, and all they did was play a tiny violin
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can be your hero, baby. Let me kiss away the pain.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I can't stand when my knees are bent...
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I cared that Jimmy cracked corn.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I combed the streets for my lost dog. A brush would be better.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I constantly thank God for elevators.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I could tell you there was a mine there, but what fun is that?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I dare you to hug the next person you see.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I dare you to yell "HE'S GOT A GUN!" right now...
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I did time for killing it.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I DO DECLARE
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I don't speak in public.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I don't understand, I overshoot.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I don't wanna' talk. I'm sick of all this talking.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I don't wear clothes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I dropped the ball on this one. (Bowling ball embedded in lane)
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I express myself well.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I frequently articulate dilemmas clearly, but today I can't words
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I get my period at the end of each sentence.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I got a world of change for a dollar.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I got cotton implants on my upper body
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I guard my heart with an acne mask.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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i h8 txt
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I hang with the right crowd.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I hang with the wrong crowd.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I hate China and its stupid brittle dolls.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I hate China. Especially their dolls.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I have 9 more people to forward this to until I find my true love
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I have a real ear for listening.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I have a social life. My lvl.57 hunter just got flirty shirt.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have AIDES.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have DCO. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I hope I can coin this before someone else does.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I just might do a trick
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I know what you're thinkin'... about this shirt.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I know what you're thinkin'... bad idea.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I know you didn't actually do it, but it's the thought that hurts
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I like similes like I like using like or as to compare things.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I listen to my heart all the time. It's got subs.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I lost my identity, so yours will have to do.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I might need a map to your heart. I got lost in your eyes.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I might not wake up tomorrow becuase I have hit-the-club-itis.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I might not wake up tomorrow, because I have TO PARTY ALL NIGHT!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I might not wake up tomorrow. I'm diagnosed with party-itis.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I might not wake up tomorrow... 'CAUSE I'M PARTYIN' ALL NIGHT!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I missed my period, but here's a question mark?
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I missed my period. Oh there it is!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I moved out of my apartment, now looking for an a-wholething-ment
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I moved out of my apartment. Looking for the whole thing
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I must interject!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I never finish anything. Dang it.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I never got printed, so all I got was this stupid shirt.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I often distract people with this shirt.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I raise stakes from birth.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I support the spread of AIDES.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I sure wish I'd seen you earlier. Then it'd be over with.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I swear, if this is a scam...
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I think you don't.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I think you forgot your wallet. Trust me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I throw hadoukens.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I told you I'd see you in hell.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I told you I'd see you in hell. Welcome!
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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I used to skate. Now I just ska.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I used to smile a lot. But now you're here.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I usually articulate dilemmas clearly, but today I can't words.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I want to be the first to surf the outernet.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I was really strong, but then I cut my hair.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I wear my stunna' glasses (glow ink) at night. [glowing glasses]
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I will bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I will bleed if you shoot me in the chest.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I wish I could freestyle, 'cause I'd do it all the time...Lyle...
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I wish I were your derivative, so I'd be tangent to your curves.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I wore this shirt the day after yesterday, too.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I would agree to the "Illegal Terms", too.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I would laugh if you made me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I would never name my son Sue.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I would smile, but I can still see you.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I wouldn't take responsibility if it were PRESCRIPTION!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I wouldn't take responsibility if it were PRESCRIPTION!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I wouldn't take responsibility if it were PRESCRIPTION!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'd be afraid of seven, too. He's a cannibal.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I'd do that for a Klondike bar.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'd give you my heart... but that's gross.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a money today.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'd hit that. (punching bag)
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I'd like to thank the academy: Thanks.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'd tap that. (water faucet) get it?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'll bet you 5 bucks I'm more humble than you.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'll bet you ten bucks you're reading my shirt right now.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I'll laugh if you do.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I'm 100% partial.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a ninja, and I'm already gone.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a scientist, but the cops don't appreciate it.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'm albino. (UV ink) If you can read this, bring me inside.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm albino. So I'm (UV ink) not (Regular ink) okay right now.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm bringing back the slogan tee.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm happy when It's sunny! (UV smilies'n'such)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I'm in college. Money means nothing. At least nothing I can use.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm in the "out of your" league. You?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm in the market for food.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm like a struggling doctor: dead patients.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not drunk. This is my swagger... homie...
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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I'm not sure if I can waffle this one...
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not very good at speeches...................... Thank you.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm rubber, you're glue... so I'm gunna' bounce, then.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I've already met my maker. He's nice.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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I've just been diagnosed with "can't, sir".
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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If a frequency is too high, it MHz.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If a hermit married a recluse...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If I had a dream, I'd have to die for it.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If I had a hammer, I'd hire someone to hammer in the morning.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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If I look up, will you scratch my chin?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If I wanted your opinion, I'd hint at it by saying mine first.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If I were a bishop, I would go far. Diagonally.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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If I were the director, the black guy would die last
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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If I'm a hungry shark, you're a bloody seal in the water
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If I'm on a roll, you should get out of the way.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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If I'm on a roll, you should move.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If it's been legalized, it probably wasn't that fun, anyway.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If it's past 11pm, and I don't live here, call my mom.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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If PB&J were a band, Jelly would be the druggie.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If PB&J were a band, Jelly would be the druggie.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If responsibility were a pill, I still wouldn't take it.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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If sound and ocean wave, where are they going?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If street credibility really mattered, Snoop would be president.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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If they are still staring, you're doin' it wrong.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If they're still staring, it was something you said.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If you can't feel your feet, you should stretch more often.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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If you can't make people laugh, make them cry. Hard.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If you can't see your feet... you should look down.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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If you can't unlock the door, I'm sure a piano could...(its keys)
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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If you give a communist a constitution, he'll want the country...
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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If you give me a kiss, I'm gunna' need milk.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If you keep looking at me, I'll make a scene.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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If you keep reading this, I'm gunna' make it really awkward.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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If you legalize it, it will cost less.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If you love America, you love freedom fries.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you question Mark, he'll exclaim his point.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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If you're liking the front, you should see the back!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If you're reading this shirt, laugh.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you're reading this shirt, let's point at that guy and laugh.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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If your v-neck is that low, I SHOULD look at them.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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In case of emergency: DO A BARREL ROLL!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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In college, having money doesn't mean you own it
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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In the future, you will be able to come back in time.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Insomniacs can do it (glow ink) all night long.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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internet>grammar+spelling+logic
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Is she looking at me?--->
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Is there a nicer word for euphamism?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It doesn't get more natural than nature itself.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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It is illegal to say "I want to kill the president". So
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It is such an honor to be here
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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It takes a world to save one.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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It turns out tickling someone is now a form of assault.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's best to laugh when you shouldn't.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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It's called winning.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It's the thought that counts.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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It's the thought that hurts.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Japanese bands have really funny names.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Japanese desu.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Japanese practical pranks aren't practical.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Just because I agree to "Legal Terms" doesn't mean I fo
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Keep walkin', punk. It's good cardio.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Lateral lithp.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Laughing is only funny when you're not supposed to.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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LE TIT BE
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Leave a massage on my back. 5min minimum.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Led Zeppelin lied... there's no frikkin' stairway, man.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Left, up, down, up, green, R, L, X, start, select:
Life unlocked
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Let's play (glow ink) who's in my mouth?!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Let's raise the steaks. They're on the floor.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Lets play...(glow) who's in my mouth?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Limbless cats never land on their feet.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Little miss WHO? Sat on her WHAT?
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Look in front of you. Hi!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Macrohard: doesn't that just sound worse?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Many will enter, I will win.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Marathon - n. : too hard.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Maybe I should just kill you know.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Maybe if your camo was stupid-pattern, I wouldn't see you.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Medicine tastes bad, too, but it's okay to drink THAT?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Megalomaniac: a really short crazy guy.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Minefield (n.) - where everything belongs to me.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Models are the biggest posers...
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Models pose the most threat.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Money doesn't mean anything to me. At least nothing I can use...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Morgan Freeman is the new James Earl Jones
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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My body is chiseled, it was just a lot easier to chisel.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My body would be really easy to chisel.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My higher level education ate my paycheck.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My medulla oblongata's got it all under control.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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My refrigerator doesn't run anymore. I broke it's shins.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My watch doesn't tell me the time. You have to like, read it.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Nerds would take over the world, but they're AFK.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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No one else here can read that, either. It's in Chinese.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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No reading allowed.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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No trees were harmed in the making of this shirt.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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No, I can't afford to be in good hands.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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No, I don't need money. College does.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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No, I don't... no it's... please don't call me awkward, please?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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No, I meant me, silly!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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No, it'll be fine. Just get me a loaf of bread and a fish.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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No, it's even worse if a baby does it.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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No, keep reading. You want to know me better
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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No, my refrigerator is NOT "running".
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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No, Santa put me under your tree. He knew.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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No, shut up, fruitcake sucks.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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No, squares are just too easy, Rubik.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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No, that dress makes you look obese.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing is free. I just got my oxygen bill for the month.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Now, what did I tell you about the internet!? - Love Mom
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Obsessive Compulsive in Order.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Oh yeah, Destiny called. We're kind of a big deal, now.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Oh, good! You're looking down here!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Oh, look... This is where we first met...
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Oh, sorry. I though Mr. Opportunity was a burglar.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Oh, thanks for the spaceship. You can have your credit card back.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Oh, the ugly called, and it wants it's face back.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Okay, I'm gunna' need a loaf of bread, and a fish.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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On a test, you can cheat like this >.>
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Ova' use'o'apostra'phes
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Ow, my collar popped.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Oxymoron: Someone who doesn't know how to breathe.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Palindrome is not a palindrome.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Palindrome: Wow! racecar, mom!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Paradoxes don't make sense.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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People never understand me! They always overshoot!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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People often see me when they turn around.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Plagiarism: Taking full responsibility for others' actions
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Popped collars = inflated egos.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Pretend I have a camera.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Put your back into it. Unless it's a knife.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Question mark? Exclamation point! Period.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Raeidng ralely i'nst taht difcfitult
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Re(g)a(o)d be(a)tw(w)ee(a)n the lin(y)es
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Real power is defined by energy over time.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Real power is defined by watts.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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recycled goods
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Red hot: almost as hot as white hot
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Red hot: hotter than regular hot.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Remember when being fashionable was trendy?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Remember when being trendy was popular?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Rock in your shoe is too loud.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Rooks are gunna' go far.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Samurai should commit harikiri right in front of their enemies.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Santa lives in a fictional place called the "North Pole"
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Santa's not real.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Say this to atleast 10 of your friends, or you will die in 3 days
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Serifs: great ways to make your fonts look olde.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Shreddin' hot licks till it Hz.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Sixteen letters, yo!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Skaters have the weirdest last names.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Slogan shirt: +5 sarcasm; +2 confidence; +8 social; -15 bucks.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Smile, we've got French kiss.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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So when a baby does it, it's cute, but I'm immature?!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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So, how do you turn up missing?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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So, if samurai commited harikiri right in front of his last foe
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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So, this one dude was reading my shirt, right...? Then he stopped
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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So, who coined the word "coined"?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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So... boxing gloves protect the boxers?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Society made me wear this shirt
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Some like it hot, some, cold. But never in the pot for nine days
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Some people say I'm not the sharpest donut on the roof.
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Someone hacked my files! They're everywhere!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Someone should kill death.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Someone turn the lights (UV ink) off!
(glow ink) on!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Sometimes I get mad at my keyboarda;ldkjfeojfi
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Sometimes inconsistency works.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes when I can't focus... it's kinda' like...
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Sorry. The gunshow's closed...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Soviet Russian clothing out-grows YOU.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Soviet Russian shoes hand YOU down.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Sports: It's okay to play with your balls.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Statistics: Smart ways to say "I'm not really sure."
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Status: Black belt
Discipline: Sexual Arts
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words make me emo.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Sticks and stones. Rubber glue. Yeah, words still hurt.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Stupid serifs stay out of my fonts!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Stupid whining... never gets me anywhere...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Support my cause of just because.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Survey says: Your FACE
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Switch kickflip nosebleed is my most consistent trick.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Take my hand, darling. It's prosthetic.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Take the Tyson approach. Bite me.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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That bishop is really gunna' go places. Diagonally.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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That rook is gunna' go places.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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That wasn't violence, it was a martially artistic seizure.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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That's an imaginative thought.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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That's not a euphamism, it's a nicer way of saying something bad.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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That's not popular yet.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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That's what she said. No, what he said.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Thaz tudam bayad
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The French rue the day they invented their word for "street&
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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The grass would be greener here, too if we'd just water it.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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The hulk gets his power from his purple daisy dukes.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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The internet taught me to ignore my body
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The last guy who heard someone say that, said this.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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The last guy who read this did the exact same thing.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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The letter C was always the lazy one. O took it all the way.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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The ocean has been ready to go; it's waiting for us to wave back.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The sun is always shining for insomniacs.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The time police are gunna' want me last week.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The time police want to arrested me later.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The toungue is like a double-edged sword. It's med-evil.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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The world is flat-out round, y'all.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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There has got to be a better word for "euphamism".
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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They are called "ALL MUNDS". Not "EMMINS".
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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They call me hadouken. I am down right fierce.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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They said I wouldn't amount to anything, but look at me now!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Think of all the time you could kill while serving it!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
This high frequency mega herz.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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This is a waste of my time.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This is as far as we go. Farewell.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is clearly a complete sentence.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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This is illegal in some countries.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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This is much more time efficient than speaking to you.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This is one of the many ways I fight noise pollution.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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This is the only shirt I could find
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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This isn't sexual harassment. I checked.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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This sentence is complete.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
|
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This shirt attracts attention
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt was made possible by the sun. (UV ink)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Three words: Math and English suck.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Tickle me pink and cornflower are my favorite colors.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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To Do List:
Get Paper
Make To Do List
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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To Do List: Find stuff to do.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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To think, or not to...think?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Today is your rainy day.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Trust of. T9 is just plain easter.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Trust of. Texting with T9 it just slain easter.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Tusrt me. Yo'rue albe to raed tihs.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff... (ba-dum tch!!)
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Two words: Math is stupid.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Two words: now four.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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txt lingo iz dum IMO
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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TYPING IN ALL-CAPS DOESN'T GET MY ATTENTION, IT REPELS ME
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Un-pop your collar before I pop your ego.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Uncle Sam clearly wants me more.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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Uncle Sam doesn't want you.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Uncle Sam was pointing at me when he said that.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Unicorn versus Pegasus = flying bloodbath.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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UVB rays? Nah, you should shoot for UVA.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Verb - (n.)
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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verb: noun
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Victoria has no secrets.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Vote NO: on measure yes.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Voted "Most likely to lie about getting an award".
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Voted most likely to lie about high school achievements.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Wait...Dane Cook said that...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Wanna' battle?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
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Wanna' see my ping pong ball trick?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Wanna' start a flash mob?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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WARNING: ATTENTION!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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WARNING: Everything is A-OK!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Watch out for flying molecules.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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We don't need strobe lights... we can just blink, reeeally fast.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Well, I would see you later, but that's in the future.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Well, if Morgan Freeman said it...
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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What's a honey nut, and why is it in my cereal?
of 26 votes, 31% like it
|
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What's so cool about duct tape? Super glue's where it's at.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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What's soo cool about duct tape? Mailing tape's where it's at.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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What? Yeah! Okay!?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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What?! My food pyramid is sooo balanced!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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When in Rome... come back.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When in Rome... wear a toga.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When in Rome... you're in Rome.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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When you're all up in my grille, you are a fire hazard.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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When you've outgrown your shoes, they'll hand YOU down.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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When your shoes have outgrown you, they'll hand YOU down.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Whenever I go out, the people never shout.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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WHERE do you get off?! I'm pretty sure it was 2nd street.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
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Where's the VAN!?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Whining NEVER gets me ANYWHERE, dangit!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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White lies: destroy Iraq
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Who are you showing those to? The friggin' moon?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Wit dis vercabalary, I cud be pres'dant uv dat der countreh.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Woah, that guy's pretty close behind you.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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World's Shortest Quote: ""
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Wow, you just wasted like 5 seconds you'll never get back.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Wrap your mind around it. Unless it's a bullet.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Y'know... sometimes it's 12:01PM.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Yeah, I use a QWERTY.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Yeah, I've raised these stakes since birth.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Yeah, KEEP runnin'...it's good cardio.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Yeah, maybe when Canada begins to matter.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Yeah, that's right...KEEP walkin'. It's good cardio.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Yeah, well EVERYONE plays guitar, now.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Yeah, you did see this shirt last week.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Yeah? Well Obama did it!
of 31 votes, 29% like it
|
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Yes, I AM the one guy, from that one place, with the shirt.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Yes, I saw you... that was funny.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Yes, I want that cookie.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Yes, it can be hard to believe i'm a level 49 mage.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Yes, that parade would do nicely with my cookie.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Yoda couldn't speak English well, so now he's a Kinesiology major
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You are now the last person to have read this shirt.
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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You can't feed the hungry with CAN'T goods.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You can't go back to Constantinoble.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
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You can't say "bomb" on a plane.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You can't spell "crap" without "c", either.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You can't spell "GANGSTER" without "ANGST".
of 31 votes, 23% like it
|
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You can't throw your dreams away! The trash is too full!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You looked cooler over there.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You may redeem your brownie points at the nearest bakery.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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You might actually like me when I'm angry, I'm pretty funny.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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You should've called the cops while you had the chance.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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You smell like trash. May I take you out?
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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You'll question Mark? He'll reach his exclamation point!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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You're a catalyst to smiles
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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You're a fire hazard when you're all up in my grille.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Your FACE is reading this shirt...
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Your mom's vacuum sucks.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Your new bike is off the chain, man...
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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[Place sandwich here]
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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[remove after reading]
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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_ w_rld w_th_ _t v_w_ls w_ _ld s_ck
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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