Things Aren't Always #000000 And #FFFFFF
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now, I'm not so sure
of 65 votes, 35% like it
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Don't make sense Make Dollars.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Not everything stays in Vegas
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Ambiguity Awareness, It’s not what you think
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm here for you like air
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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sometime is never today
of 86 votes, 16% like it
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these are not the cookies you're looking for
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I hate when I cant understand what Im eavesdropping on
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I live every day like it's my last! The laundry sure is piling up
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Christmas shopping is a pain in the cash
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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My New Year's resolution is 1080p
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Due to last night's lack of sleep, today has been canceled
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Im not conceited, Im just Awesome!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You cant choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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...If elected, I'd win!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Whoo Wants A Shirt?!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I've been pretty optimistic lately. That's always good
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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United States of Awesome!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I dated a blind girl once. Her name was ::. :.. .:. ::: :.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'd like to be so rich that my dog has a dog.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, Your probably not the Batman.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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YOUR COMPUTER IS A DECEPTICON.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Brains are for Zombies!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Brain freezes are a lot like popsicles, only for zombies
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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HOORAY FOR A WORKING DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Donated my vacuum cleaner today. It was just gathering dust
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Ive never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Vegetarian is a Native American word. It means lousy hunter.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Pugs are better then drugs
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Fast Zombies Suck
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Use sus gafas protectoras
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I counted to infinity and it took me forever
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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I am way to young to be as old as I am
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Everyone Has A Photographic Memory, Some Are Just Missing film
of 17 votes, 59% like it
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on this shirt is a ninja. but you cant see him, hes a ninja
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they can't laugh either
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Every thing is fine, keep watching Tv.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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If you cant convince them,confuse them.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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