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Nice.s.t.e.e.
aka Science Fiction has been a member since January 18, 2009, has scored 5,004 submissions, giving an average score of 1.04, helping 24 designs get printed.
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Don't sass me Bro.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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If the shoe fits, it was probably yours to begin with.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Running is too much like putting one foot in front of the other.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not a player, Arial just isn't my type.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Skywriters forever have their head in the clouds.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Astronauts are forever.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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The reports of my awesomeness haven't been greatly exaggerated.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Unique is an illusion. Conformity is key.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Winning the future is taking more box tops than anticipated.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Due to cutbacks, this is now my soapbox.
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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100% cotton. What's your excuse?
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Flattery is the lowest form of bullshit.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Remember where you were when this just happened.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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There's something about intangibility I can't put my finger on.
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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I'm not milling about, I just have a chronic wandering problem.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Mannequins are always pausing for dramatic effect.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Quantum Physics: where knowing is half the particle.
of 72 votes, 26% like it
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*sizes may vary
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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The secret to my sucess? Gummi bears.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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Living until the day I die.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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make bacon, not sausage
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Sedentary.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I am so overcome with inertia.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I am a true story.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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The shortest distance between two points is a shortcut.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat. Hindsight spit on its grave.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Silly grown-ups, peer pressure's for kids.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Life's infectious but my allergy to death is what keeps me going.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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(parenthesis are great for focusing attention isn't it?)
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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For every master of disguise, an emergency 'stache is a must.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The process of elimination has made this a casual day.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Patience is a terrible waiting game.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Without smoke, mirrors are quite unimaginative.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Life is an adventure that could really use a montage sequence.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Commuting would be so much more fun in bumper cars.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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My time-traveling abilities are strongest when I'm sleeping.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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The value of my two cents doesn't account for inflation.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Caution: The value of my two cents doesn't account for inflation.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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If school has taught me anything, it's that naps are invaluable.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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I hate you gravity, you always win.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Make sense, not war.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Paying attention is such a pyramid scheme.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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*SPOILER* You die at the end.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Do your part to reduce noise pollution. Use a speech bubble.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Common Sense: the ultra rare 7th sense found mostly in hindsight.
of 43 votes, 42% like it
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In-front-of-the-mirror Dance Crew Member
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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On a whole, my individual threat level is teddy bear.
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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CURRENT THREAT LEVEL: teddy bear
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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So, what am I supposed to do when life gives me a cumquat?
of 56 votes, 48% like it
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I believe the word you're looking for is Hi.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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Seeds: If it don't make flowers it don't make scents.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Professional Spooner: mention this shirt, get the 1st night free.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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How can I not be eco-friendly...I'm biodegradable.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"I know it" sounds cliche but it only looks that way.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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(w/line below text)No. This is the bottom line.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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*Your definition of instant may vary.
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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75% of life is a lie. F the rest of it.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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All my burdens get flushed down the toilet daily. Twice even.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Based on a true emotion. (on blue, red, green, or yellow shirt)
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Breathe! It's kind of crucial.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Chicks dig my sweet "Chicks dig my" t-shirt...
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Clean Dirt Wanted.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Coining phrases isn't as profitable as I first imagined.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Correction: misery loves itself. Buy it a mirror.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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cotton & ink & design & community & me
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Could a request for an audience be any more humble than this?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Dear Life, Lunch is doing great, but why did recess get the boot?
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Discourse is dead. My social network killed it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Don't be stingy, spread the word.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Drawing from one's experience is just plain bad ergonomics.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Durable.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Dying isn't so bad once you get used to it.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Eat calm and don't choke.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Embellishment: the true spice of life.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Every minute a childhood is abused: End the cycle, have a thought
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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EVOLUTIONARY EXCLUSIVE! (get me now, while supplies last)
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Existence is futile, have some ice cream.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Fashions fade, but t-shirts are forever...(+ or - a wash or two)
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Fetch: still trying to make it happen since 2004
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Freakin' stains...always making a mess of things.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Give it up for presentation...It's everything you know
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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God created life on Earth. He must've did me freehand.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Great mimes scream alike.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Great mimes think in stereo.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Have awkwardness will socialize
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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HELLO my name is Front
of 55 votes, 2% like it
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Hello, my name is opportunity.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I am somebody, I can prove it.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I facilitate happiness! But not right now.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I have rhythm. It's circadian.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I like to err on the side of awkwardness.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I only happen in the movies.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I use mass produced shirts to express MY individuality. And you?
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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I would cure what ails you but I'm on a low sodium diet right now
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not cute, I'm childishly attractive.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm thinking of a number between one and your mom.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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If I were you, and you were me...I'd be me and you'd be S.O.L.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If we're driving the future we need to use our turn signals more.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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If you have nothing to say make sure you have no one to say it to
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If you were truly eco-friendly, you'd kill yourself.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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illogic: cover your brain it's contagious
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In analog where available.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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In the beginning...there were things doing their beginny thing.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Iota: it's small Greek to me.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's unanimous. The best way to multitask is simultaneously.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Kilts: not just cool but air conditioned.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Life's a striptease. Point me towards the nearest atm.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Life: God's internship
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Like it matters what this says.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Living vicariously is such an out of body experience.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Living!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit amet wtf.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Loving you is easy because you're food.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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M is for artistic. E is for integrity.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Me! Use as directed.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Money can't buy me love, but look what it got me.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My inner monologue has a terrible punchline.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Nap time has become quite the useful tool as an adult.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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No cats. No keyboards. No dice.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Obesity: the #1 cause of fatness in overweight people everywhere
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Official Get Out of Death Free Shirt (Honor System approved)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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overcome with inertia
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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People on cloud 9 look like ants when you're on cloud 967,924.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Pretending is so childish. Be mature. Fake it.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Selling your soul just got easier. The Devil now accepts paypal.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Shirt 1 Relevancy 0
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Shirt by popular demand.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Silly Cookie Monster, peer pressure's for real people.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Sleep is a path to the future. I just wish it were a water slide.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Solace. Free with every person.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Speak up, I can't hear you over this loud-ass shirt I'm wearing.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Stealing moments of your life one syllable at a time.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Store in a cool place.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Stupid vegetables, stay out of my juice box.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Surviving the zombie apocalypse for dummies step 1: don't die
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Temptation: resistance is futile.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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The truth made me do it.
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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This body makes frequent stops.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Thought keeps me up at night.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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To be? Or not to be? That is the grammatical error.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Typography: It's fontastic
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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When conspicuity isn't enough, being obvious is just as confusing
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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When I Grew up, Cookie Monster didn't eat vegetables.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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When reality bites, get tested.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Where I come from early birds don't get the worm they get shot.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Which came first, the reading or the staring?
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Why lie, my shirt loves the attention.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Wonder word powers activate! Form of jabberwocky.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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You're late. The future started yesterday.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Working on getting some designs posted, but I'm in no rush...
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