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Shandela
aka Jeanine is a 22.41 year old girl, has been a member since February 2, 2009, has scored 233 submissions, giving an average score of 3.18, helping 8 designs get printed.
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So poor I can't even afford to pay attention.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I'll be spontaneous tomorrow.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Brought to you by the letters W T F.
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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I'm not scared of heights, just widths.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Now available in widescreen.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Have a boat? I've got the animals.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm on a 90-day diet. So far I’ve lost 45 days.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
of 25 votes, 72% like it
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I'd like to be called Sir without adding 'You're making a scene'
of 26 votes, 65% like it
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Don't abbrev.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Understatement is always best.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Even on the right track you'll be run over if you just sit there.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
of 30 votes, 57% like it
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A computer once beat me at chess. It was no match at kick boxing.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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I'm able to resist everything but temptation.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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This is my invisible shirt.
Currently deactivated.
of 42 votes, 60% like it
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When I was a child the Dead Sea was only sick.
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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Laughing stock: Cows with a sense of humor.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
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Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came, I saw, I stuck around!
of 36 votes, 58% like it
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Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
of 48 votes, 69% like it
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I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember!
of 51 votes, 67% like it
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If you're OCD and you know it wash your hands.
of 59 votes, 73% like it
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Broken arms are painful, but humerus.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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I harvest paperclips from work.
of 47 votes, 47% like it
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I less than three you! <3
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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Ask me about an exciting career in facebook stalking!
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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I put the 'syn' in synagogue.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Your life, my entertainment.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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Earth is full.
Go home.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for chickens, life commitment for pigs
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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Space heaters make great house-warming gifts!
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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Pandora didn’t think outside the box.
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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I keep childproofing my house but they keep getting in!
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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'Up' is a relative concept. It has no intrinsic value.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A dog who attends a flea circus will likely steal the whole show.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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All of my blood is running to my head (upside down)
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Always laugh when you can. It's cheaper than medicine…
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Applesauce is delicious.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Beams of sunlight spontaneously generate cats.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Captain Hammer < Dr. Horrible
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Cats can hear ultrasound.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Fact: Beavers were once the size of bears.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Famous last words:
"Don't worry, I saw this on YouTube.&quo
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Humans use 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I brought sexy back...to the store for a refund.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder.
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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I sleep because I am not nocturnal.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Look! I can rhyme, now hand over a dime.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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People accept ideas faster if you say Ben Franklin said it first.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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People who don't wear green on St. Patty's want to be touched.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Pie is fun, it's edible AND drives people crazy finding its value
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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The average woman consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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When I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Why after pushing 1 for English, I still can't understand them?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect grades
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/891326/Shandela
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
All about me
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