Hi guys,

been a while since i posted (or did) anything around here sorry :(

Would really love your votes and comments on this one.....pleeeeease?



Thank you xx

My boys have just "helped" me make some gingerbread men - look more like roadkill to me. I sure hope they taste better than they look!
And note the lucky gingerbread man in the bottom rh corner.
Thx angus.



p.s. there's a giant turd in the top lh corner too...

Check it out here:



But with image so small it's hard to see detail, so I thought I'd post it here too! (and promo it of course)




and have some gingerbread men (mutants) for your trouble!

My Mobile/Cell phone provider gave me a free trial of Voice to Text on my iphone - so when people leave a voicemail message it gets interpreted to text and sent as an SMS.

There have been some interesting translations of peoples messages but this one, by far, tops them all:

Message received from my 12 year old this afternoon whilst standing in line at a shop:

"Yo mum Ken seem really disturbing and we really need help. And he's like go static around the house now I thinks he's off the game. And can you ring ___ Ken. What are you doing? Fuck. Fuck Ken. Hello."


So I start freaking out thinking that some stranger called "Ken" has broken into my house and is running around my house freaking out the boys (btw boys are all at home alone: i've only been gone 10 minutes)

I try to call house several times, but because we have had so much bloody rain here - phone line isn't working properly and i can't get thru. I start to quietly panic, but finally get thru on one of their cell phones.


So this is really what the text message was trying to say:

"Hello Mum, Callan's really annoying me, i need help.
And he's going spastic around the house, and i think he shoudn't get a game. Stop annoying me Callan! What are you doing? Fuck. Fucking Hell."

Explanation: 12 year old being hassled by a 4year old (callan) - while leaving voicemail message and trying to play PS3.

So now I know 2 things:

1. I will never delete this text.
2. My 12 year old uses the F word far too much when i'm not around.

My free trial f this service runs out end of this month. Was thinking of deleting service, before I got this text.
Now i dont think so!

I am thinking about getting something like this as a tattoo.
One rose for each of my 4 kids.
Just as well I'm not octomum or my arm could look like a florist!

I really like it. Only problem is my little sister gets married end of next year and she 's asked me to be Chief Bridesmaid. Should i wait?
am i too old? what if i get tuckshop arms?

Btw i've never had a tattoo before - does the shoulder/arm hurt alot.

So many ??'s






^an thanks to PS this is how it would kind of look on my shoulder

Here's a couple of newbies i quite like:

My refrigerator can be VERY persuasive!

Death is a tough act to follow.

and i Thought I'd do a TRON tribute slogan in honour of the comp and seeing that I dont have time (read lazy) to draw something.Although it would make a cool graphic!

slogan here


And second on the agenda:

Please comment and vote - one day left:






sorry it's a bit big!...


Oh and if you leave me links here to your subs or slogans - I'll check them out and vote too!!!

Hi guys,

been a "bit absent" around these parts sorry...

Had quite an intense 6 months. Marriage ended, stuff like that.
So now I thought I'd get back into some drawing to take my mind off things. As you do.

Have a few designs I've been working on which I'll submit soon too.

missed you guys :(

xx

Well I haven't been around theses parts much lately, so I thought I'd better get back into some Subbin' Lovin...

Hope you like:)

Thanks for looking

...well the Last Laugh needs your comments and weekends suck.

Got absolutely smashed in votes for last sub...yay for me.
So I thought: while I'm on a roll....let's do it again!

Thanks for looking.
Here's a Mojito for your trouble.

Well it's been a while since I've subbed something, and seeing that I always get such "amazing" scores on Loves comps...

and Alien chiks are HOT!