When there's a will... I wanna be in it!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder if elevators smell different to midgets.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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God must love stupid people. He made so many of you.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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After Monday and Tuesday even the week says WTF.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam and trash.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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WARNING: The diseases you caught in Vegas, will not STAY in Vegas
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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When blondes have more fun... do they know it?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better =]
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS!!!
DRINK, DONT DRIVE
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Good thing about Alzheimers: you get to meet new people every day
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If you knew better you would do better.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I would look at the floor but my boobs are in the way.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I like this shirt because it would look bad on you.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Life is just too short to blend in
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Shirts are for people with upper bodies.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Nope... they're not 3D. They're REAL!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If you want me to bend over just put diamonds on the floor
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It looks like tonights weather is gonna be dark around 11pm
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If thats your girlfriend then tell her to give up... Im here now.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You would be so cute... if you weren't so darn ugly!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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