Punk Muffin
aka Melissa L Scott is a 24.59 year old girl, has been a member since June 22, 2009, has scored 799 submissions, giving an average score of 1.27, helping 5 designs get printed.
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Schools are like zombies... they're always after your brains!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Stop and paint the roses
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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That's my seat!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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It may seem funny to you but it's absolutely hilarious to me.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I have a plan!
You can't vaporize them.
I have another plan!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hang Over Line #55
Why is there two of you?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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College Kills
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Colleges are like zombies. They're always after your brains.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I left my brain asleep on my pillow
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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R. Robotic
I. Interface
P. Portal
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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<----For sale ---->
will take cash or best offer
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Who needs Spanish when you can speak jedi?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I speak jedi, vulcan, wizard, and hobbit.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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This is not the shirt you are looking for...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cubicles are an artist's worst fear
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Cubicles: the artist's kryptonite
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Hot Chocolate is my Coffee
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I am not the person you are looking for...
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Farkled Again
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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College Health Risks:
Insomnia
Weight Gain
Baggy Eyes
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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COLLEGE
Health risks include insomnia weight gain & baggy ey
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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COLLEGE*
*health risks include wieght gain, insomnia, & insa
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Will not date anyone below this line
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of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Life is a Lemon Giver
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Life is a Lemon Thrower
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hard Work Beats Talent
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I BS like no other. I have a degree to prove it!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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How many presidents does it take to screw up a nation?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I have duct tape and I'm not afraid to use it!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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That was terrible... but the effects were good.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Last Airbender movie = Ember Island Players
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I hum my own theme song
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Aspiring Night owl
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Dinosaurs do too exist... I'm looking at one.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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In my world this shirt is blue
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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... um...
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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If math makes you angry don't count to ten!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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There's toilet paper on your shoe...
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Don't look now but they are following you
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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WARNING
Reading this shirt is hazerdous to your health
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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As you can see I am still alive
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If only if only the wood pecker sighed
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Went to buy a car but could only afford this t-shirt
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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NON-SMOKER
Too poor for Lung Cancer
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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FREE* TSHIRT
*tshirt is subjected to state taxes and hidden fees
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Life: None of us make it out alive
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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i kniht uoy tup rouy seye ni sdrawkcab
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Forget the EASY button, I want an UNDO button!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Intelligence does not become you
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I promise I'll make better mistakes tomorrow
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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You are causing my inner child to throw a tantrum!
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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INAPPROPRIATE ATTIRE
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If I was a zombie could I do this?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I only push big Red buttons
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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To steal one's heart is simple... first grab a scalpel...
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Want their heart? Simple. just start with a four inch incision...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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They took her brain and heart, but they couldn't find any courage
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There is a reason pinatas are filled with candy and not puppies
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Congratulations... you now have bad luck
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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First rule of chocolate: NO SHARING
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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dOES tHIS aNNOY yOU?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Endangered Species: Gentlemen and
Honest Politicians
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Maybe when I'm rich... HAHAHAHA
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I dont care if you were purple, except you wouldn't be breathing
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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All's fair when it comes to chocolate
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You exhale... a tree inhales
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I ART, therefore I am
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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It isn't truly evil until you start to monologue.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt was made from a recylced straight jacket
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Oh Vomit... when one does it, we all join in.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Am I blending in yet?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'll take my political CHANGE in CASH please.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I threw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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One cough and they treat you like the Bubonic Plague
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Somedays I feel like the Bubonic Plague.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm sick of being sick...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Two things people dread: Death and Public Speaking
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather be in the coffin than giving the eulogy
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'd rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm just here to cause trouble
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Have you had your brainwash today?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I'M NOT DEAD YET...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Warning: Homework may cause Brain Freeze
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Presidental Impeachment never sounded so good
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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you seem to have reached a whole other level of stupid
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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LIBERALISM: Mental illness has a new name
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Speed Limits: They're more like guide lines than actual rules
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My braincells keep trying to commit suicide
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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All I want for Christmas is for you to stop singing that song!!!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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You divided by ninja equals DEAD
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Important Math to Know: You devided by ninja = Dead
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The way to one's heart is simple. Start with a 4 in. incision...
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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While you were talking a braincell in my head just killed itself
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Zombies make things interesting
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Don't think I won't stab you with my dinner fork
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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People look at me funny when I listen to my portable CD player
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My ninjas are watching your every move
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Why do people act surprised when they find out you're an artist?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My ninjas are watching you
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My ninjas will show you no mercy
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, yes... because I just hate sarcasm....
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Me? Help? Haha... you're funny!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm an artist not a people pleaser!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Click Here to Retry
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Take my advice, I'm not using it
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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Give a bird caffiene and watch the magic happen!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I don't discriminate... some of my best friends are imaginary
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Actually, the spider was the inventor of "the web"
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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It's not stealing, it's "appropriating"
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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SLINKY + ESCULATOR = Non Stop Fun
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If Progress means moving forward, what does Congress mean?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I caught the Ginger Bread Man
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You've Got Fly (stuck in a web)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The tip of the shoe lace is called an AGLET... who knew?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I don't mean to discourage you, but the ocean is undefeatable
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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American Tea Head
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Socialism by any other name still stinks
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a threat to all sane people
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm like a penguin in a flock of flamingos
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Stay out of my pockets
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Wear glasses to the 1st week of class they'll think you're smart
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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In my defense, squirrels are very distracting.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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You say "insane" like it's a bad thing.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Be very very quiet... I'm hunting zombies
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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The 2nd amendment gives us a better chance during a zombie attack
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Strobe Lights: Causing seizures since 1947
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Off duty assasin
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Welcome to the wonderful world of failure
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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We get along like pirates and ninjas
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Off to Neverland be back soon. Leave a message with the fairy.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not having a seizure I'm just trying to think
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Hold on tight, I feel a brain storm heading our way
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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You say failure like it's a bad thing
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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You say insomnia like it's a bad thing
of 18 votes, 61% like it
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I'm not talking to myself... we had a fight
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I love Porcupines... from a distance
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I look so good I run in slow motion
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Wake me when the recession is over
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I think my brain is sick
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I do the stuff they tell you not to try at home
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I think the bags under my eyes are permanent
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I go to college for all the free stuff
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Help Cancer Research
Stop Universal Healthcare
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Taller people have a higher % of getting hit by a lightning storm
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Tell it to your Blog
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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if your aunt says i could just eat you up she might be a cannibal
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Political Stance: Not Stupid
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Stupid Perminent Markker
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Stupid Permanent Marker
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Never Play Monopoly with those who are OCD
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I Defy Explanation
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Eat your Sweets Dentists like repeat business
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I have Monopoly OCD
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I never ate my vegetables and I turned out just fine
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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And then Buffy slayed Edward... the end.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Plotting... it's what authors do
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Your garden gnome is staring at me
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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NINJA HUG
You never saw it coming
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I'm not weird I'm Steampunk
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Too poor to be robbed
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Stop drilling our pockets and start drilling for oil
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm always the first in line to be hanged
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Geared up on Steampunk
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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California’s assets have been terminated
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Jail... it's like school for adults
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I liked you better as a llama
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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They broke my heart I broke their Wii
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I liked you better as a monkey
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I feel like a penguin in a flock of flamingos
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I feel like a penguin in a flock of flamingos
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I went over to the dark side for the cookies
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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When exaggerating make sure to add in pirates
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I'm nuttier than peanut butter
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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breathing causes global warming
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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When exaggerating make sure to add in ninjas
of 17 votes, 53% like it
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Stop the world... I want to get off!
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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I do believe in fairies
I do I do
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I have mad Wii skills
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Learn History Sing old Irish Pub songs
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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If you'll be my star I'll be your sky
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Give Me Scholarships
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Sarcasm brightens my day
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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KETCHUP it's good on everything
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I gotta dollar I gotta dollar I gotta dollar hey hey hey hey
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I fight Japanese style with poor dubbing
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Missing: My Marbles
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Missing: Marbles
Last seen before studying for finals
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you can read this you are way too close
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I've been tagged
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I graffitied this shirt
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stupid TV is like Smoking it's slow suicide that you enjoy
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Smoking is slow suicide
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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That's my 2 cents worth
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Death by Rubber Ducky
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a new form of crazy
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm under construction
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Somehow I skipped genius and went right to insanity
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Nothing gets strangers closer than getting stuck in a blizzard
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt will self distruct in 10 seconds
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My inner child says it's time for reccess
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I trip over invisible objects
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm abstract
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'll give you $5 if you'll stop talking
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a pirate for the rum
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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There is a ninja behind you
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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it's not a weight, it's an attitude
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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in my day it was called a gameboy
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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the words on the back are invisible
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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let the trash talk begin
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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didn't your mother teach you not to stare?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I survived the zombie apocolypse
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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does anybody care?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I shout random things in public
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Actress in training
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I talk to walls
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I talk to inanimate objects
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Is there effort involved?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Badly dubbed Japanese fights rock
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I eat garlic to ward off vampires
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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The Imperial March plays when I enter a room
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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You make my piggy bank cry
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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They get the stimulus and we get the bill
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I settle my fights virtually
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I fight gorrillas who throw barrels
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I could really use some coins blocks right about now
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My best friend is a mushroom
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I pushed the big red button
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My robot does the human
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I thought morphine was a spice
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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if life gives you lemons sue for apples
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Back in the day when I had money...
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Personal Hologram
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I'm getting my daily dose of stupid
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I over slept
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I do not taste like chicken
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I party like it's 1773
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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POLITICS Poli = many & Tics = blood sucking critters
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Change is good
Dollars are better
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Note serious face
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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do you want fries with that
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I refuse.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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See... you looked!
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Puerto ir el bano?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I randomly speak French
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I randomly speak Spanish
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Haha... I don't get it
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Exercise = Laughing until my sides hurt
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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recycle old candy here
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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recycle old money here
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I don't know how well this plan was thought through
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If money is a curse, they can smite me with it
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This IS my superhero costume
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm unique. My parents are still married.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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King of being single
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Queen of being single
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Break their heart I'll break yours
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I applied for a grant and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I called in dead
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I speak artist
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm happier than a twister in a trailer park
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When I was your age there were 9 planets
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Speak like Yoda I do
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Give Gore the bill and watch Global Warming disappear
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hello, I'll be your class clown for today.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Hello, I'll be your bully for today.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Silence is Golden
Duct Tape is Platinum
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I'm always the last to know
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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No, really...
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The people in my head say Hi!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Go with the breeze Flow with the waves
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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More Explosions = More Fun
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm here to make history
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm here to rescue you
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Congress
Quality Stupidity Since 2009
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Free Hugs? Not in this economy!
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Taco
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm here to annoy
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I swear like Yosemite Sam
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a chip off the old block.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'd rather be on stage
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I really wish I was somewhere else
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I entertain myself by feeding pop rocks to ants
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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This is the song that never ends... ha! I got you singing it!!!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Terminate the Governator
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Everythings huge in Alaska
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Aurora Borealis
It even sounds cool
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My face froze this way
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the type that screams Chinese Fire Drill and then drives off
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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CHINESE FIRE DRILL
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Put ze candle back!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It's ok... I'm a Proffesional
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Popsicles are awesome on a stick
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you are reading this, you are so not paying attention
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Free*
*fees included
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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one of my brain cells just committed suicide
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Technologically Challenged
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Give me a sucker and we've got a deal
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I go to the bank for the free suckers
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Capitalism rocks!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a capitalist at heart
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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PICKLES: CUCUMBERS SOAKED IN EVIL
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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I killed 2 birds with 1 stone an was arrested for animal cruelity
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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got cookie?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Warning: Will Explode if Provoked
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I have the best carboard box in the alley
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Cardboard Box Major
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Angst... you wouldn't understand
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Take your angst somewhere else
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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FREE MONEY??? WHERE???
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm just here in case there is an emergency
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Paper Plane Artist
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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PROFFESIONAL NIGHT OWL
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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if at first you don't... if at first you don't succeed... if...
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I ALWAYS DIED OF TYPHOID ON THE OREGON TRAIL
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I ALWAYS DIED OF DIPTHERIA ON THE OREGON TRAIL
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I PLAYED THE ORIGINAL OREGON TRAIL
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I ALWAYS DIED PLAYING ORGEN TRAIL
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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YOU HATE WAR
I HATE REGIMES
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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ANTI-REGIME
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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ARTISTS ARE PEOPLE TOO... strange strange people...
of 15 votes, 60% like it
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HELP END THE RECESSION... BUY ME THINGS
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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SLUG BUG!!!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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WILL WORK FOR BETTER T-SHIRT
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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WILL WORK FOR HOT COCOA
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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WILL WORK FOR COOKIE
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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WILL WORK FOR HUG
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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WILL WORK FOR CAFFIENE
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Cubicals: Prisons with Internet
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Do I look like the complaint department?
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Art Pirate
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's not stealing... it's approriating
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I'm as mad as hell and I'm taking my country back!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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If life gives you lemons... throw them at people
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If time were of the essence it would smell kinda funky
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My Fairy Godmother is on Vacation
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Prepare to be annoyed
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Elevator doors make me feel like a Jedi
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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It's just one of those days...
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Ticking PETA off one hamburger at a time
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Where did the good cartoons go?
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Oh Great Mustard
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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We're as mad as hell and we want our country back!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Official Cloud Watcher
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Chuck Norris... need I say more?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Killing trees one pop quiz at a time
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Want to go Snipe hunting?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't look at me... I didn't drink the kool-aid
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I evolved into a paperclip... All hail me!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Vampires have Alliumphobia
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Achluophobia (n)Fear of darkness
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (n) the fear of long words
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Rabbit + Trix = Dead Rabbit
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Brain cramp!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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How much wood coulda woodchuck chuck if it had a chainsaw?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My sea turtle could eat your sea turtle anytime
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Three sheets in the wind
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bring me a sandwich Wench!!!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I evolved into a paper... All hail me!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In the future I will evolve into a paper clip
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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No comments from the peanut gallery?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You smell like old people... and soap...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Love is like an old shoe
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If I had a brain, I'd name it Gertrude
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I don't need friends! I have imaginary ones!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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... and then I found $10
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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geek (n) carnival performer who bites off head of chicken
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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CON ARTIST IN TRAINING
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I SCARE PEOPLE WHEN I SMILE
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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STOP SMILING
you're scaring me
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'M PLOTTING YOUR DOOM
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Static Electricity is Fun!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Bet my money on a bob tailed nag
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I take the road less traveled
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Astronaut: spacing out all the time
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Brain Malfunction in Progress
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Future Bride
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I survived the cafeteria food of 2009
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Starving College Student
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Master of BS
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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In my day we walked to school in a blizzard uphill both ways
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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FREEDOM IS NEVER FREE
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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MASTER STICK FIGURE ARTIST
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'M A PENGUIN IN A FLOCK OF FLAMINGOS
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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UGLY DUCKLINGS ANONYMOUS
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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YOU'RE WARM... GETTING WARMER... DUDE YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I SWEAT PAINT
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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DON'T MAKE ME SICK MY DRAGON ON YOU!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I DO NOT HAVE AD... HEY WHAT'S THAT?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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THEY SHOULD HAVE A DIPLOMA FOR SLEEPING
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I LEFT MY BRAIN ON MY PILLOW THIS MORNING
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Funny how all the "Popular People" aren't popular...
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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My inner child isn't speaking to you!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
-WAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK-
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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10' Bubble Do Not Enter
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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50% German
50% Irish
100% Hot Tempered
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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a bananna a day keeps the doctor away
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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A female He-Man? This is the worst day of my life!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A ninja killed my homework
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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A pirate stole my homework
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Accused of being a Nazi, a Racist, a Nut Job, and a Mobster
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Addicted to Scatch and Sniff Stickers
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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After 21 you don't get any older
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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All I have left is change
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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All I hear is Wa wa wawa wa wa
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Am I getting bigger or is my food getting smaller?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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American Soldiers
hardcore since 1775
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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and I've never been to Boston in the fall
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Anyone want to play pogs?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Are there zombies involved?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Are you sure you're not color blind?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Art = Change... because that's all you're going to get for it
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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avid shoe wearer
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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B.O.
Something Stinks in the White House
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Caffiene Hangover
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Can you lend me your arm... I need to buy gas
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Celebrity Checklist
1 Adopt foriegn children
2 be eco-friendly
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Chocoholic 4 Life
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Chocolate Powered
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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cliches are old school
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Cloaks should have never gone out of style
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Conservative Bohemian
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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COOKIE... craving yet?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Democracy A form of government full of variety and disorder
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Do I look like the picket fence type?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Do to the recession my food keeps shrinking
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Does anybody read the Constitution anymore?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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does anybody see what I see?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Doesn't anyone else notice the giant elephant in the room?
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Don't have anger management issues Manage to get angry just fine
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't touch me... I'm sterile!!!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Don't try this at home... ever!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Easily amused by revolving doors
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Eat my dust (on back)
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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EINSTEIN OF IMAGINATION
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Either you shrunk or the whole world just got bigger
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Even Pinochio got a nose job
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Ex-nudist
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Exercise your rights Keep your country healthy
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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failure to communicate
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Fire at will!!!
Who's Will?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Flexible Body Cast
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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For Pete's sake
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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For the Honor of Grayskull!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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For the love of Mike
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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For the love of Pete
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Free Brainwashing
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Friends don't let friends steal their parking space
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Funny how all the popular people aren\'t popular
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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FYI... I did it
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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G rotesque
A llowance
S prender
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Global Warming
It's so hot it's cold
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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GM: Government Motors
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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got brownie?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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got crazy?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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got muscle?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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got puppy chow?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Gravity and I don't get along
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Grunge Monkey
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Hands off my health care!!!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Have a hanky... I think your brain is trying to escape
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME! I DIDN'T DO IT!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hide the rum!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Hooked on Pirates
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Hot Chocolate trumps Coffee
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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How am I suppose to sleep when my brain won't shut up?
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Human Whoopie Cushion
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I am She-ra
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I asked a ninja and was impaled with a star
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I ate a pie on Fleet Street
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I can't get this song out of my head!!!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I deposit my paycheck into my gas tank
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I didn\'t even know you were dating!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I do it for the free suckers
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i do it for the rum
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I do this kind of stuff all the time
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I don't get lost, they're mini adventures
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I don't think this Mood Shirt is working...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I dumpster dive for fun
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I eat Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I FORGET
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I get my high from pixy stix
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I hate coffee
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I hate tea
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I have a talent for being clumsy
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have actual rock paper and scissor fights
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I have nightmares about cubicles and white pickett fences
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I inherited this glare from my mother
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I just ate a symphony of beans
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I just escaped from Happy Acres
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I just escaped from the funny farm
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I just got registered for jail... I mean school
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I just needed to hug something!!!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I just want to sleep!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I laugh when I get nervous
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I like my octopus in coconuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I majored in Spring Break
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I need a personal overhaul
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I need an overhaul
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I passed English by watching School House Rock
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I play Foot, Cockroach, Nuclear Bomb
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I put the "O" in Oh NO!!!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I remember when apple jacks didn't taste like apples
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I see London I see France... These glasses rock!!!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I seem to have misplaced my brain
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I stick black olives on my finger tips
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I survive off of the vending machine
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I take meteor showers
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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I tossed Obama's teleprompter into Boston Harbor
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I traded a cow for magic beans
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I traded my free will for this shirt
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I twitch when I get nervous
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I use powerpoint to animate fighting stickfigures
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I walk among the dead
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I wear this to cover my epidermus
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I write notes in class (music notes)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a contradiction
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a dove in a flock of hawks
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a hawk in a flock of doves
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a medl'n kid
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a mime in disguise
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a success when it comes to failure!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm an expert in the ancient art of the Chinese Foot Cure
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm an oxymoron
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm being observed...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm expressing myself through this tshirt
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm fluent in Trek
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm just a bill ya I'm only a bill sitt'n here on Capital Hill
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm just the victim
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm living in the lion's mouth
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I'm making up a song about Coraline
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm my own contradiction
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm my own magic trick
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not drunk I'm just eccentric
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not evil... NOW BACK TO WORK YOU MINIONS!!!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'm on the Dean's List!!! Wait.... what's the Dean's List?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm running away to Disney World
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so smart I'm stupid
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'm the Car I'm always the Car
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the last person you want saving you
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I've reached a whole new level of being broke
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I've seen the ghost of Michael Jackson
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I've tasted the rainbow and it was not fruity
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If a drunk falls during a loud party does it make a sound?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If it's survival of the fittest why so many stupid people?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If life was only a musical
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If you dodge the rock and scissors you may only get a paper cut
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you have any poo, throw it now!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If you're going to lie to me at least make it interesting
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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If you're smart then I'm a genius
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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ihate iphones
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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In reality, this shirt is white
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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is anybody there? does anybody care?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Is it Halloween already?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Is that snow on your stop Global Warming sign?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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It figures... just when I decided I want to live.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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It isn't a small world after all
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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It takes 365 licks to get to the center
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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IT'S A MIRACLE
i found parking
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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It's all about pudding
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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It's all geek to me...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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It's called Steampunk
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It's the Brain Wash wowowo it's the Brain Wash yeah!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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KEEP YOUR SOCIALISM TO YOURSELF
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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leading experts agree I'm awesome
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Liberals call heat waves "Global Warming"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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LIFE
books are far more interesting
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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MAGNETS the natural enemy of the computer chip
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Man-of-action
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Maybe they got bored with you and moved to France
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Mental Break
Back in 10 Minutes
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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METEORS
derpis was never so awesome
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you assasins
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Money continues to ruin my life
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My computer ate my homework
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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my evil plan is coming together
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My food keeps reverting to "fun size"
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My knight armor is at the cleaners
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My life is a living... Hello!!!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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MY PARENTS GIVE ME GREY HAIR
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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My pool is filled with chocolate milk
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My robot ate my homework
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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My soul was replaced with sarcasm
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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My talent is INSANITY
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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My Transilvanian brain sucker died of starvation
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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National Misfits
Pennies
Pluto
Capitalists
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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National Misfits
Pennies
Pluto
Conservatives
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Neverland is Haunted
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Ninjas have skills
Pirates have wenches
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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No Refills
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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O say can't you see the land of the brave is history
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Obama hates me :)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Objects in mirror may be closer than thy appear
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Other Mother
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Oxymoron (n)
Those who do not get enough oxygen to the brain
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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P.D.A. Personal Display of Assasination
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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P.D.A. Public Display of Assasination
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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P.D.A. Puiblic Display of Assasination
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Pass English
Watch School House Rock
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Payed an arm, a leg, & a perfectly good brain to get into col
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Perhaps I spoke too soon.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Pinch me I'm dreaming
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Pirates have the best booties
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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POLITICS Poli meaning many & Tics meaning blood sucking critt
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Proffesional Man Catcher
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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PULL THE SWITCH!!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Put a cork in it
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Read the pledge
We're a Republic
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Redundant it is
It's Redundant
Redundant it is
It's Redundant
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Samuris, Pirates, and Ninjas... oh my!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Save global warming Stop the earth
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Science without religion is lame
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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See Bob fly see Bob fall see Bob die in fire ball
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Sell me Girl Scout Cookies
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Sexy Man of God
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Shakespear could make picking your nose sound beautiful
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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She turned me into a nute!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Shh... this shirts been bugged
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Since when did poor become a fashion statement?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Since when did you become a thinker?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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SIT!!!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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So shall it be written, so shall it be done!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Sorry I don't speak text
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Spider Slayer
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Splatter Painter Here
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stereotyped as a Right Winged Extremist
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Taco Addict
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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TAG!!! Your it.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Take that apple on kid's head!!!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Take that apple on kids head!!!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Tea Heads Unite!!! 9/12/09
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Thanks to my awesome t-shirt people keep looking at me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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That is so last millenium
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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the beldam might be listening
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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the Good the Bad and the Beauty Impaired
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The government says I have to pay for other people's tshirts
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The Original Show Name was America's Gotten Desperate
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The Power of the Bunny
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The voice in my head told me to
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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The way to one's heart is simple. Start with a 4 inch incision...
of 22 votes, 59% like it
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The zipper on my mouth broke
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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There is nothing on the back of this shirt. (back) I lied.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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THERE'S A WACKET IN MY POCKET
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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They classified me under C for crazy
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This hurts you more than it hurts me
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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This is my I DON'T CARE shirt
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This is not the person we were looking for...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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This princess saves herself
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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This t-shirt is my equivalent to the turtle shell
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This whomps!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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To poor to be mugged
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Tough chics wear pink
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Turtles: Traveling the world without leaving home
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Two words: Ice Cream
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE IS NOT FREE
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Victim of a Caffiene Hangover
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Wake me and your dead
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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WARNING
Do Not Read This Alert
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Warning: Free Thinker
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Warning: Superman shirts are NOT bulletproof
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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What are you? Blind? ...oh
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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What color is the sky on your planet?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVIL IS GOING ON HERE?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What is this sleep you speak of?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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What's wrong with having 9 planets?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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WHATCHYA DOIN?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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When all else fails move away and change your name
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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when avoiding large flying objects why say 'heads up'?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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When I grow up I want to slay zombies
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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When I was your age you could actually buy something for a dollar
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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When life gets you down do the hula
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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When life gives you lemons blame the government
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When the wall starts talking back there's a problem
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Why are squirrels so distracting?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Why do people always act surprised when you say "I'm an arti
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Why is it called "after dark" when it is really after l
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Why is it called "after dark" when it really is after l
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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why is it called 'after dark' when it is after light
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Why take a taxi when you can take a green tube?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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WOOT!!!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Wouldn't eating worms make them hate you even more?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Ya right
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Yes, actually it does hurt to smile
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You are NOT my mother
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You can't bring me down
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You clap like Nancy Palosi
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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You need you money back today? Look over there!!!
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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You say evil likes it's a bad thing
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You say failure likes it's a bad thing
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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you say ninja like it's a bad thing
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You say pirate like it's a bad thing
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You want magic? I'll give you magic
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You will buy me coffee...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You've been FARKLED
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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All about me
Student at IUPUI Herron School of Art
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