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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BROS! THIS IS ACE! IMA THROW A FUCKIN SILVER DOLLAR INTO A PBR FOUNTAIN AND WISH FOR THIS TO GET PRINTED.
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THANK YOU DICK FOR THIS CONCEPT, THANK YOU OLIE FOR MAKING IT SO AWESOME, FINALLY A SHIRT I CAN WEAR WHILE RIDING THE MOTORCYCLE!
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BADASS!!!!!!! GREAT WORK OLLIE. Inever imagined I would like a collab with DICK FIRESTORM. BUT I DO.
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i'd like this a lot more if there was no swearing needed in the description. bothers me more than you know.
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Yes, this certainly is a wonderful redneck design, possibly deserving of something...im not sure what. But anyway, the name needs to be changed. This isn't tshirthell.
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TOTALLY FOR PRINT AND SHIRT, ON WALLS AND NIPPLES, IT DESERVES TO EXIST AS MORE THAN MERE PIXELS ON A SCREEN, IT NEEDS TO BE SEEN, WORN, SWEATED IN AND ON.
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in order to make this page better, the word fuck must be mentioned a few more times. I apoligize for my sarcasm.
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THEY DON'T MAKE CAPS BIG ENOUGH FOR HOW AWESOME THIS DESIGN IS! 5 FUCKING $
also: Joan Rivers just said "FUCKING SHIT" live on lunchtime tv- yay! |
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[+duracell-] on Jun 17 '08
I figured it out guys. This would go great on a skateboard. NO, I FIGURED IT OUT BRO - YOU WOULD GO GREAT ON A SKATEBOARD...ROLLIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! |
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THIS AWESOME SHIT HAD BETTER FUCKIN GET PRINTED ON A FUCKIN BLACK RAGLAN SHIRT WITH 3/4 LENGTH SLEEVES! FUCKIN EH!
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how can i not comment on this thing. Just so everyone knows I was here when it all went down. Haha. Actually really impressive work and it'd make a badass, sellable print.
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HOLY SHIT BROS! MAMA FIRESTORM?!
I DON'T THINK THE REAL MA FIRESTORM WOULD DISAPPROVE OF ANY OF THAT... |
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(to the tune of "shave and a haircut")
FUCK, FUCK-FUCK-FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH! I HAD TO COME HERE TO GAZE AT IT AGAIN AND MY BALLS FLEW OUT MY EYES! |
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what have you got against unicorns?
i think your description is a bit extreme and forward, however the design is good, i wouldn't wear it though lol |
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Threadless would indeed earn MAJOR cool points if they print this. Her nipples are very red. Like very red. Other than that, it's a thing of beauty.
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I have to say I agree with some of the people here with the fact the name needs to be changed, and can we have less swearing going on? It is not necessary, just say WOO YEAH and move on people.
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FARIGISS, I SMELL A SCORTCH'N FROM DICK FIRESTORM A'COMIN' TO YOU, BRO.
DICK AND OLIE, THIS T-SHIRT ROCKS THE CASBAH, BROS. |
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abdlkarim on Jun 17 '08
this page should be wiped from the face of all internet-dom. LOL @ THE NOTION THAT THIS IS THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET!!! |
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"BUT WHY ARE WE ALL TYPING IN CAPS?"
BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING SHIT, THAT'S WHY. dude i love this shirt, and you. $5 |
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THIS FUCKIN SHIRT MAKES ME WANNA BREAK SHIT EAT GLASS AND FUCK ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!
ps, "assclown"? I love you, Mr Firestorm |
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I CANT WAIT TO WEAR THIS FUCKIN SHIRT BROS!!!! I'LL JUST WALK BY AND ALL THE LADIES ARE GOING TO GET HARD NIPPLES FROM THIS SHIT!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!! |
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IF YOU PLAY WITH FIRE YOU'RE GONNA GET BURN ASSHOLES, GO STUDY DRAWING AND GET BACK IN A COUPLE OF YEARS
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WOW! OLIE IS ONE OF THE BEST DESIGNERS ON HERE BRO SO IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH HIS WORK YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME! BRO!
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186 comments in 2 days.
I think you might do somewhat well on the scoring front there, sir. Congratulations on your piece of extreeeeeme awesomeness. |
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I WROTE SOME FUCKIN' LYRICS TO A SONG INSPIRED BY THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN... ANYONE GOT A HEAVY METAL BAND THAT CAN ROCK SOME SHIT?
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my tits went from a 34b to a 38dd after looking at this design
is that the equiv to a gurl erection? must... have...unihorny...tee |
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OH shit, did I not comment on this yet?
Or did I The awesomness of this confuses me. I SCORCH MYSELF. And leave a/another comment. |
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i find it funny that richard firestorm only comments back to the people that don't like his design. As others have said, it's a good 5$, but maybe not so much as a shirt.
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YO DICK, BRO, I POSTED THE LYRICS TO THE SONG I WROTE... MAYBE YOU'VE GOT SOME BROS THAT CAN FUCKIN' PLAY IT!
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Epic SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its gonna take a while before I see something that tops this. $5 |
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THANKS BRO, WE NEED SOME FUCKIN' BRO'S WHO CAN PLAY THE GUITAR IN THEIR SLEEP TO MAKE THE DREAM A REALITY... WE NEED THE OLIE! OF ILLUSTRATION ON THE MICROPHONE SINGING THE SWEET STORY IN OUR EARS!
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THIS BAD-ASS DESIGN BETTER PRINT SOON! I NEED IT FOR THE FUCKIN' MONSTER TRUCK RALLY NEXT MONTH!!!!!
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SHIRT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
i hate the design, but i love it.... oh, the tearing of my soul. THAT SHIT IS CRAZY! $5 $5 $5 |
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I believe you are both my most favorite people ever.
I don't think that sentence was properly structured, and I don't care. |
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This rocks. Only thing which would make it even better is if the unicorn was already partly on fire and was screaming in agony.
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I am in aww of the simple, yet effective way DF gets his message across....I 2nd that comment DF!
I am sure I dont stand alone... do I Bros???? |
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olie! on Jun 23 '08
...IF YOUR'E GONNA FUCKIN' RATE A DESIGN BASED ON SOMEON'S PERSONALITY AND NOT ON THE DESIGN ITSELF, WELL THAT'S JUST A LITTLE FUCKED UP BRO. *CHEERS* Olie! |
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I THINK WE NEED TO ISSUE A FULL FLEDGED BRO-DOWN AND RIOT ALL OVER THE FACES OF ANY VOTER WHO GAVE THIS LESS THAN A DOUBLE-PLUS 5!
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN GIVE THIS ANYTHING LOWER THEN A 3, EVEN IF YOU ARE AGAINST SWEARING AND NIPPLES???
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Evie Watch your mouth!
Dont be talking like a priss and then not practice what you preach! What greatness do feel like you are adding??? Bu-Ya - Olie! and Dick! |
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EvieMcSkeezie
"and the score supports , the design is just OK" 2.57 is actually a pretty solid score dummy |
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The score is well within print range, and this design is undeniably awesome. Of course it will print!
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Amen BRO!
The WORLD according to DF!!!! This T SHirt Rocks . DICK - Greatness can not be tampered with! Olie - Awsome Job ........................................................................BROS |
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BY THE WAY , BILL GATES PUT CAPS ON KEYBOARDS FOR ONE REASON: DICK FIRESTORM. DEAL WITH IT.
I think I just turned gay and didn't know it. |
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Oh man I wish I would've seen this when it was still up in the running. It's an awesome design with some good detail.. $5
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BY THE WAY , BILL GATES PUT CAPS ON KEYBOARDS FOR ONE REASON: DICK FIRESTORM. DEAL WITH IT.
I'M ALL HOT AND BOTHERED NOW. I NEED A PBR TO COOL DOWN. |
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PRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PRINT THIS SHIT BRO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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FUCKIN A, BROS! I CAN FINALLY WEAR THIS MOFO TO THE MONSTER TRUCK RALLY WHILE SNAPPIN' INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!!
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http://www.threadless.com/product/1435/The_Last_F_ckin_Unicorn
[link for those that didn't get the notification] |
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Except for the vulgar title and the nice girl not wearing a bra I actually like this one.
Sometimes you make your Mama proud! |
About my design
"THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN" IS THE SECOND FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT'S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND SAM SCHUNA (KNOWN ON THREADLESS AS OLIE!)
I CAME UP WITH THIS CONCEPT A FEW WEEKS AGO WHEN I WAS OUT DRINKING PABST WITH SOME CHICK. THERE'S A LOT OF SHIRTS OUT THERE WITH DOUCHEBAG UNICORNS ON 'EM, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOLID TO SEE ONE OF THOSE THINGS GET TOTALLY SCORTCH'D! AND NOT JUST ANY UNICORN... THE LAST FUCKIN' UNICORN ON EARTH. I KNEW MY IDEA WOULD MAKE A SOLID FUCKIN' T-SHIRT DESIGN BUT I NEEDED SOMEONE BADASS TO BRING IT TO LIFE.
BROS, I GOT WAY MORE THAN I EVER IMAGINED WHEN OLIE GOT IN ON THE DESIGN. THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY MONEY, BROS! HE'S THE BEST IN THE FUCKIN' BUSINESS! BUT YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT... JUST LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING FUCKIN' DETAILS AND SHIT! HE'S UNFUCKIN'BELIEVABLY GOOD! I WISH I COULD TAKE CREDIT FOR THE SKULL FIREBALL IDEA, BUT THAT WAS ALL HIM TOO. SO YEAH BROS, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE CREDIT IS GIVEN WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DESIGN WAS DRAWN AND PHOTOHOUSED BY OLIE! SO DON'T FUCKIN' FORGET THAT, BROS!
WE WANT TO THANK OUR BRO MANOS FOR MAKIN' THE KICKASS FLASH TEMPLATE THAT WE USED. AND WE WANT TO THANK THE HOT CHICK WE GOT TO MODEL THE SHIRT! HER NAME IS COURTNEY PIE AND SHE'S TOTALLY FUCKIN' BADASS, BROS!
ONE MORE THING... IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS WHO GETS OFFENDED BY NIPPLES, THEN DON'T EVEN VOTE AT ALL, BRO. GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD CHECKED INSTEAD. 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? EVERYBODY HAS NIPPLES, BRO. SO JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP.
VOTE 5$$$ OR GET SCORTCH'D!
-DICK FIRESTORM